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Location

Covina, CA

Yelping Since

October 2006

Things I Love

pretending to be good at golf, watching football, wasting time online.

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a cheap LA golf course

My Hometown

626

My Blog Or Website

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When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm pretending to work

Why You Should Read My Reviews

because you are on my page

My Second Favorite Website

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The Last Great Book I Read

Story of B

My First Concert

Billy Idol - 1988

My Favorite Movie

Office Space

My Last Meal On Earth

Baby Back Ribs from Houston's

Most Recent Discovery

Country music

Current Crush

my baby

Recent Reviews

425 Reviews

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851 E San Bernardino Rd
Covina, CA 91723
(626) 966-6913

Costa's Family Restaurant  

Categories: Breakfast & Brunch, American (Traditional)

4 star rating
 11/19/2009  
Feel like breakfast for lunch or dinner?  This is the spot.  Mom n pop joint with plenty of options to make you unbutton your pants.  Bacon is thick and perfect.  Not burnt crispy, but not soft.  Everything was perfect and took 5 minutes to get my fat arse up from the table after we were done.  Ugh.  Wanna go again.

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22801 Golden Springs Dr
Diamond Bar, CA 91765
(909) 861-8282

Diamond Bar Golf Course  

Category: Golf

4 star rating
 Update - 11/19/2009  
Not a bad place to play on a weekday after noon. Teed off at 12:30 and finished at 3:45. Fairways and tee boxes can use work, but it is good for the most part. Greens are 1/2 punched and sanded right now, so land on the good half of the green and you will be putting fine. Easy to walk except for the uphill signature hole, a par 3 that you should club up 2 clubs for.

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  • 4 star rating
    12/12/2006 First to Review

    This is a pretty good course, and decently maintained.  Prices are typical of an 18 hole course, but play is kinda slow.  You can walk it if you want, as you will have ample time since it is usually pretty full.  I'd go back for sure if it was closer.  Good pro shop and canteen also.  I see lots of networking goin on, so if you wanna play golf and maybe find a good job, play a round here and join in a group.  Pretty wide fairways for hackers.  Freeway noise is involved in most holes.

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620 E Live Oak Ave
Arcadia, CA 91006
(626) 443-9367

Arcadia Golf Course  

Category: Golf

3 star rating
 11/19/2009   First to Review
Yes you hit off mats, but you have 18 chances here for a hole in 1! Fairways are whatever, but you should be getting on the green each time. Grass near the green is good for chips and lobs. Greens are good, you will have some small leaves here and there to pick up, and greens are soft, so fix your ball marks. About 2 - 2 1/2 hours for a round. You can find deals for under 10 bucks here. Fun place to play to work on your short irons and wedges

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4507 Cabot Dr
Corona, CA 92877
(951) 277-8787

Dos Lagos Golf Course  

Category: Golf

4 star rating
 11/19/2009  
Round started out nice on the front 9, then winds seem to blow hard on the back 9. Conditions are great, just watch the wind, as it will affect your flight and distances. Rough is very fluffy, and both fairway and greens are great. Pace was good, about 3 1/2 hours. Course starts out easy, then gets tougher as you go. Bring a few extra balls.

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1025 S Wells Rd
Ventura, CA 93004
(805) 647-6678

Saticoy Regional Golf Course  

Category: Golf

3 star rating
 11/19/2009  
Not a bad place for a quick round. Course is in good condition, from tee to green, but can be a bit damp in places. No significant trouble except a few areas where OB is a lost ball. Pretty much a straight forward course with a couple of doglegs. Early bird special is 8 bucks on a weekend, can't beat that.

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3750 Olivas Park Drive
Ventura, CA 93001
(805) 677-6770

Olivas Links Golf Course  

Category: Golf

5 star rating
 11/19/2009   First to Review
Played on Labor Day at 10 am, and took about 5 hours or so. Very nice condition for a muni and plays like a higher end course. Fairways are very green, but a bit hard. Bunkers have sand, not dirt. Greens are nice, but many ball marks. Fun layout and good mix of all types of holes. Easy to walk as it is all flat. Had a good time here, you will too.

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16821 Burbank Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 91436
(818) 995-1170

Balboa Golf Course  

Category: Golf
Neighborhood: Lake Balboa

2 star rating
 11/19/2009   First to Review
It's a LA muni, so can't have too high expectations. Pretty flat course, easy to walk if the temperature is ok, golf carts are very old with bald tires. Layout is pretty uninteresting. Not a difficult course and you can score a bit easier here. Fairways/greens/rough/tee boxes were very average muni style. Not horrible, but not great, just kinda there and not memorable. Bunkers range from sand to hard dirt. Over 5 hours on a weekend, and for the price you can play much better courses if you drive a bit more.

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6161 Moraga Ave.
Riverside, CA 92509
(951) 685-7214

Jurupa Hills Country Club  

Categories: Golf, Venues & Event Spaces

2 star rating
 11/19/2009  
Peaceful course and quiet, except the random loud trucks that pass by. Course is in good condition, great fairways except a few damp areas. Lots of tree trouble for errant shots. Bunkers aren't great, but some sand in them, not hard packed like typical muni's. Pace here is great. Started at 8:30 and finished before noon. Course itself is pretty unimaginative. A few doglegs, but typically straight with trees on both sides.

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13100 Eldridge Ave
Sylmar, CA 91342
(818) 367-6157

El Cariso Golf Course  

Category: Golf
Neighborhood: Sylmar

2 star rating
 11/19/2009  
Decent par 62 course. Easy to walk although one long uphill walk. All par 3's n 4's. Most holes are straight forward and a couple slight dog legs. Can be wet in some areas but overall fairways and greens are decent muni style. Bunkers aren't good, but can chip out of them. One great down hill par 3. Pretty fast, as I finished in 2 hours on a sunday afternoon. A bit overpriced for what you get though.

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12040 Balboa Blvd
Granada Hills, CA 91344
(818) 363-8161

Knollwood Golf Course  

Category: Golf
Neighborhood: Granada Hills

4 star rating
 11/19/2009  
Fun course. Walking is ok, except 1 long uphill on hole 9. Course is in decent condition. Some yellow grass on the fairways, but mostly good. Greens are a little challenging on some holes. Most fairways are bowled style and errant shots can funnel down to where you want them. Pace is pretty slow. Was in the 6th group out and finished in 5 hours.

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