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1201 S Fremont Ave
Alhambra, CA 91803
(626) 289-7250
Alhambra, CA 91803
(626) 289-7250
Kohl's
Category: Department Stores
Neighborhood: Alhambra
12842 Ventura Blvd
Studio City, CA 91604
(818) 761-6196
Studio City, CA 91604
(818) 761-6196
Ralphs Grocery Company
Category: Grocery
Neighborhood: Studio City
They just changed everything in the store. Now the chips are where the liquor used to be and the liquor is where the pasta used to be; who knows where the fuck the pasta is now.
I used to have a route. Aisle 6, 8, 9, 12, done. Now I just stand there like a child who lost their parent looking around with dumb look on my face.
I know why they did it. Not to be more efficient or even to be more strategic in how they organize products; they did it to fuck with us.
Honestly, I don't blame them. I'd do the same thing. And then just sit back, watch and get a good chuckle.
Enjoy, Ralphs. An asshole after my own heart.
I used to have a route. Aisle 6, 8, 9, 12, done. Now I just stand there like a child who lost their parent looking around with dumb look on my face.
I know why they did it. Not to be more efficient or even to be more strategic in how they organize products; they did it to fuck with us.
Honestly, I don't blame them. I'd do the same thing. And then just sit back, watch and get a good chuckle.
Enjoy, Ralphs. An asshole after my own heart.
6801 Hollywood Blvd
Hollwood, CA 90028
(323) 467-7776
Hollwood, CA 90028
(323) 467-7776
Lucky Strike Lanes & Lounge
Categories: Nightlife, Bowling, Restaurants
Neighborhood: Hollywood
The waiter left us high and dry when we first sat down, ignoring us and our drink order for 10 - 15 minutes.
Strike one.
My dirty martini came sans olives.
Strike two.
I asked for a turkey club with no tomatoes; it came with tomatoes.
Strike three.
This is a bowling alley. So if you want a lot of strikes, this is the place for you.
Strike one.
My dirty martini came sans olives.
Strike two.
I asked for a turkey club with no tomatoes; it came with tomatoes.
Strike three.
This is a bowling alley. So if you want a lot of strikes, this is the place for you.
11700 Moorpark St
Studio City, CA 91604
(818) 980-9900
Studio City, CA 91604
(818) 980-9900
Floyd's Barbershop
Categories: Barbers, Hair Salons
Neighborhood: Studio City
This is a great place to get ideas for tattoos. All stylists have a minimum of 6 tats, including some full back pieces that are to die for. For the more goth enthusiast, one of the stylists even has Elvira running down her arm from her shoulder to her forearm. Skulls, snakes, dragons, eagles. Something for everyone. But you probably won't find any Celtic knots and tribal; you'll have to go to L.A. Fitness for those.
Also some good ideas on where to pierce your body. Not the typical nose rings or lip piercings. Cheeks, chins, back of the neck--there's no holds barred here...
You can also get a pretty good haircut at a very reasonable price.
Also some good ideas on where to pierce your body. Not the typical nose rings or lip piercings. Cheeks, chins, back of the neck--there's no holds barred here...
You can also get a pretty good haircut at a very reasonable price.
When you need something more than just sex in your adultery, like dinner and drinks, this is the place for you. It's so dimly lit in Casa Vega, you can barely see your own hand in front of your face, let alone her hand on your crotch. Very hard to recognize who's doing what to whom in those dark corner booths. A good place to meet and fondle in public without much risk of being fingered. Kind of a paradox, but the point is, your identities will remain anonymous.
Oh yeah, the food is not bad.
Oh yeah, the food is not bad.
3599 Cahuenga Blvd W
Los Angeles, CA 90068
(323) 845-4557
Los Angeles, CA 90068
(323) 845-4557
Vivid Entertainment
Category: Performing Arts
I drive by this office building all the time, but I have yet to see one porn star walk in or out of the place. I think it's just a front for something sleazy.
I love this place. Mainly because they get me drunk and let me get loud and obnoxious. Cinco de Mayo I was sitting with three Filipinas, and one just announced that she was now professionally stripping. Somehow I used that to offend two Indian programmers and almost got into a fight. Alas, the warm and friendly staff overlooked this and kept bringing me drinks.
The food and margaritas are great. I'm a regular, so they know me by name and always get me a table, even when it's crowded.
The food and margaritas are great. I'm a regular, so they know me by name and always get me a table, even when it's crowded.
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Okay, so I've never actually been inside Kohl's. But sometimes you just know when something has been built on top of an old Indian burial ground and what's inside will make you piss your pants.
Keep a crucifix handy if you go into this place; even if you get back out alive, you may never be the same...