"HOT HOMO MESS IS THE NEW BLACK"
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Review votes:
473 Useful, 479 Funny, and 489 Cool
San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceSeptember 2005
Find Me InBarneys
Why You Should Read My Reviewswhy not...I too have an opinion
The Last Great Book I ReadEAST of Eden
My Favorite MovieSTANDER, SEXY BASTARD,The Talented Mr Ripley, anything by Pedro Amaldovar,
Most Recent DiscoveryFrench Kiss at Pink on Sundays. You will find me making out with everyone
Current CrushMarc Jacobs and YSL Johnny Boots forever
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 536-0300
Gold Club
Categories: Adult Entertainment, American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: SOMA
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 437-2265
SuiGENERIS Consignment Boutique
Categories: Men's Clothing, Used, Vintage & Consignment
Neighborhood: Castro
I scored big again at this store and purchased a Dolce and
Gabbana dress shirt w/ the tags on it for dirt chip. Most of the sizes they carry are 48 and up. I am currently eying a YSL suit for a fraction of what it would cost at the store...given it is slightly used it is in great shape and Bamb's birthday is around the corner (well actually it just passed but am the one buying so i can lie to myself).
Overall great selection and friendly staff.
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 252-7883
Trannyshack
Category: Local Flavor
Neighborhood: SOMA
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 391-3166
Torso Vintages
Categories: Used, Vintage & Consignment, Women's Clothing, Men's Clothing
Neighborhoods: Nob Hill, Union Square
San Francisco, CA 94104
(415) 788-7656
Ralph Lauren
Categories: Home Decor, Women's Clothing, Men's Clothing
Neighborhood: Financial District
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 856-0828
Club Monaco International
Category: Accessories
Neighborhoods: Union Square, SOMA
Boring and unnecessarily expensive granted it is now owned by Polo Ralph Lauren another tired a@@s company that just needs to stop killing all of the Zebras in Africa for carpeting and upholstery ...come on now Ralph Bambi needs her cousins.
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 284-9276
Abercrombie & Fitch
Category: Fashion
Neighborhoods: Union Square, SOMA
I like their low rise, slim fit, boot cut jeans in dark denim...they make my a@@s look hot... how else do you think I have been getting lucky lately?
the rest...they can keep
I went here for the first time in 2 years last Sunday after work wearing a fur coat,shades a hat and pulled up in a town car looking like I was going to the 9am service and had a blast...I mean where can you find club kids left over from the night before , people who crashed a house party and got kicked out, drunk drivers who just got released form the hall of injustice along with early risers and 65yr old grandmas thumping to some house music in the morning sipping on a cocktail.
It is so the new thing...all the cool kids from Hollywood have joined the club... Paris was there so was Lyndsy and Britney too....except Britney forgot her panties.
THE END UP STILL ROCKS ...
San Francisco, CA 94103
Yelp Holiday Party 2007
Category: Local Flavor
Neighborhood: SOMA
P.S someone who shall remain anonymous asked me where all the queens were cause he was sick of his boyfriend...am like "Bitch... what am I? just a pretty face to stare at?"
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 284-4040
Ame
Categories: American (New), Japanese
Neighborhood: SOMA
On the way to the Yelp Holiday Party...Bambi and Dunzo decided that they were too pretty to wait in line and instead headed here for cocktails.
We walked in and eventually settle at the bar after a discussion of where we should sit to see and be seen. Right after we sat down a young lady (this going to get interesting) sits next to Bambi and says hello and tells me she just got off work. So I am looking at this chick holding a Fredrick's of Hollywood bag and a box of chocolates like she must mean the GOLD Club cause baby was giving cleavage that put Bambi to shame and you know I was right cause by the time we got done with our first and only cocktail..this lady had a proposition for me and when I declined advising her I was "GAY" she tells me she has 3 brothers in the business and would like to give me their card for a night of adventure after she offers me some candy .OK so here I am looking hot I think (full of myself) I get propositioned by a dancer at a hot bar and when I decline I am told I have options...and you know that is when I realized that all of the single women milling about with cleavage showing and a smile are busy working the room and I mean working hard for their money cause rent is always due.
OK so back to the real deal...service was quick and professional and the snacks tasty. I will definitely go back for dinner and see if I get an offer for a sleepover...
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Very classy space with a friendly bar staff and a nice floor lay out. You can see the performers from any angle