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121 9th St
San Francisco, CA 94103

Moya - CLOSED  

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Ethiopian
Neighborhood: SOMA

5.0 star rating
7/13/2010
I totally give it 5 stars. The place opened on Saturday and I have been there twice already. Great service, good price and a nice clean simple place.I hope they will get a beer and wine license. The food is very authentic trust me I am Ethiopian.

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718 14th St
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 797-8866

The Residence  

Category: Lounges
Neighborhood: Castro

5.0 star rating
1/19/2010
Well done Amber...with a great exit on New Year's eve and coming back with a sex change as a male connoisseur who traveled the globe in just 2 weeks. I am also glad you gave up smoking and have grown up to sport a 3 piece suite.

Folk's, the crew at the Old Amber (i am a little sad to see u go) have done an amazing job recreating this space that is both welcoming and adventures. The cocktail menu has changed but not the price.The service is as always top no-ch but now with a high sense of dedication for impressing with skills. The same staff is still there which is a great  treat and I can blabber a great deal but I say go see for your self. Definitely a 5 star from Bambi.

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650 Howard St
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 536-0300

Gold Club  

Categories: Adult Entertainment, American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: SOMA

5.0 star rating
12/18/2008
Ok so I have a friend who frequents this place (more like he is there every time he gets a good buzz) and gets in for free. So on a recent Sunday I was kidnapped to the Gold Club with a dozen roses for the ladies and had a blast. I got so much attention it was PRICELESS AND I AM GAY...

Very classy space with a friendly bar staff and a nice floor lay out. You can see the performers from any angle

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2231 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 437-2231

SuiGENERIS Consignment Boutique  

Categories: Men's Clothing, Used, Vintage & Consignment
Neighborhood: Castro

5.0 star rating
10/7/2008
This is the larger store located on market street and has top designer used clothing including  Dolce and Gabbana, Gucci, Dior, Prada. They also have a nice collection of dress shoes and accessories all for men.

I scored big again at this store and purchased a Dolce and
Gabbana dress shirt w/ the tags on it for dirt chip. Most of the sizes they carry are 48 and up. I am currently eying a YSL suit for a fraction of what it would cost at the store...given it is slightly used it is in great shape and Bamb's birthday is around the corner (well actually it just passed but am the one buying so i can lie to myself).

Overall great selection and friendly staff.

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399 9th Street
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 252-7883

Trannyshack  

Category: Local Flavor
Neighborhood: SOMA

5.0 star rating
8/18/2008
you will be missed...

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272 Sutter St
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 391-3166

Torso Vintages  

Categories: Used, Vintage & Consignment, Women's Clothing, Men's Clothing
Neighborhood: Union Square

5.0 star rating
1/17/2008
Vintage collectors paradise...this store is truly amazing. They carry a great selection of vintage clothing for both men and women. I found a great 50's tuxedo jacket for a recent party. The staff is very friendly and helpful.

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90 Post St
San Francisco, CA 94104
(415) 788-7656

Ralph Lauren  

Categories: Women's Clothing, Men's Clothing
Neighborhood: Financial District

1.0 star rating
12/23/2007
stop killing my family members...i need my zebra cousins to play with not to sleep on.

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865 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 856-0828

Club Monaco International  

Category: Accessories
Neighborhoods: Union Square, SOMA

1.0 star rating
12/23/2007
It was once cute and unique..back about 10 years ago when I was in middles school (big ass lie). Now it is just plain,boring, tired and straight out of a sweat shop from some where in another galaxy.

Boring and unnecessarily expensive granted it is now owned by Polo Ralph Lauren another tired a@@s company that just needs to stop killing all of the Zebras in Africa for carpeting and upholstery ...come on now Ralph Bambi needs her cousins.

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865 Market St, Ste 143
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 284-9276

Abercrombie & Fitch  

Categories: Men's Clothing, Women's Clothing, Employment Agencies
Neighborhoods: Union Square, SOMA

3.0 star rating
12/23/2007
OK I  have a secret...

I like their low rise, slim fit, boot cut jeans in dark denim...they make my a@@s look hot... how else do you think I have been getting lucky lately?

the rest...they can keep

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401 6th St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 646-0999

The Endup  

Category: Dance Clubs
Neighborhood: SOMA

5.0 star rating
12/23/2007
Kids this is the new Sunday church ...morning noon or night.

I went here for the first time in 2 years last Sunday after work wearing a fur coat,shades  a hat and pulled up in a town car looking like I was going to the 9am service and had a blast...I mean where can you find club kids left over from the night before , people who crashed a house party and got kicked out, drunk drivers who just got released form the hall of injustice along with early risers and 65yr old grandmas thumping to some house music in the morning sipping on a cocktail.

It is so the new thing...all the cool kids from Hollywood have joined the club... Paris was there so was Lyndsy and Britney too....except Britney forgot her panties.

THE END UP STILL ROCKS ...

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