Teddy "aka Bambi Bam Bam" d.'s Profile

Ok so I have a friend who frequents this place (more like he is there every time he gets a good buzz) and gets in for free. So on a recent Sunday I was kidnapped to the Gold Club with a dozen roses for the ladies and had a blast. I got so much attention it was PRICELESS AND I AM GAY...

Very classy space with a friendly bar staff and a nice floor lay out. You can see the performers from any angle

This is the larger store located on market street and has top designer used clothing including  Dolce and Gabbana, Gucci, Dior, Prada. They also have a nice collection of dress shoes and accessories all for men.

I scored big again at this store and purchased a Dolce and
Gabbana dress shirt w/ the tags on it for dirt chip. Most of the sizes they carry are 48 and up. I am currently eying a YSL suit for a fraction of what it would cost at the store...given it is slightly used it is in great shape and Bamb's birthday is around the corner (well actually it just passed but am the one buying so i can lie to myself).

Overall great selection and friendly staff.

you will be missed...

Vintage collectors paradise...this store is truly amazing. They carry a great selection of vintage clothing for both men and women. I found a great 50's tuxedo jacket for a recent party. The staff is very friendly and helpful.

stop killing my family members...i need my zebra cousins to play with not to sleep on.

It was once cute and unique..back about 10 years ago when I was in middles school (big ass lie). Now it is just plain,boring, tired and straight out of a sweat shop from some where in another galaxy.

Boring and unnecessarily expensive granted it is now owned by Polo Ralph Lauren another tired a@@s company that just needs to stop killing all of the Zebras in Africa for carpeting and upholstery ...come on now Ralph Bambi needs her cousins.

OK I  have a secret...

I like their low rise, slim fit, boot cut jeans in dark denim...they make my a@@s look hot... how else do you think I have been getting lucky lately?

the rest...they can keep

Kids this is the new Sunday church ...morning noon or night.

I went here for the first time in 2 years last Sunday after work wearing a fur coat,shades  a hat and pulled up in a town car looking like I was going to the 9am service and had a blast...I mean where can you find club kids left over from the night before , people who crashed a house party and got kicked out, drunk drivers who just got released form the hall of injustice along with early risers and 65yr old grandmas thumping to some house music in the morning sipping on a cocktail.

It is so the new thing...all the cool kids from Hollywood have joined the club... Paris was there so was Lyndsy and Britney too....except Britney forgot her panties.

THE END UP STILL ROCKS ...

totally awesome...had so much fun and it was great to see old friends. Thank you yelp for a great night that didn't end until 2am (big ass lie...OK 5am).

P.S  someone who shall remain anonymous asked me where all the queens were cause he was sick of his boyfriend...am like "Bitch... what am I? just a pretty face to stare at?"

***this is a review for the bar only***

On the way to the Yelp Holiday Party...Bambi and Dunzo decided that they were too pretty to wait in line and instead headed here for cocktails.

We walked in and eventually settle at the bar after a discussion of where we should sit to see and be seen. Right after we sat down  a young lady (this going to get interesting) sits next to Bambi and says hello and tells me she just got off work. So I am looking at this chick  holding a Fredrick's of Hollywood bag and a box of chocolates  like she must mean the GOLD Club cause baby was giving cleavage that put Bambi to shame and you know I was right cause by the time we  got done with our first and only cocktail..this lady had a proposition for me and when I declined advising her I was "GAY" she tells me she has 3 brothers in the business and would like to give me their card for a night of adventure after she offers me some candy .OK so here I am looking hot I think (full of myself) I get propositioned by a dancer at a hot bar and when I decline I am told I have options...and you know that is when I realized that all of the single women milling about  with cleavage showing and a smile are busy working the room and I mean working hard for their money cause rent is always due.

OK so back to the real deal...service was quick and professional and the snacks tasty. I will definitely go back for dinner and see if I get an offer for  a sleepover...