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"Feed Brian and keep him happy!"

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Location

Long Beach, CA

Yelping Since

January 2007

Things I Love

Dogs

Find Me In

Downtown Long Beach

My Hometown

Long Beach, CA

My Blog Or Website

http://salton75.blogsp.../

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm searching the internet for what I don't exactly know...

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Becase I like food more than anyone!

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The Last Great Book I Read

Blink!, Tipping Point

My First Concert

The Turtles

My Favorite Movie

Running With Scissors, Milk, Gran Torino, Capatalism A Love Story

My Last Meal On Earth

Thai Food

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I'm obsessed with food!

Most Recent Discovery

The Waffle Hollywood

Recent Reviews

211 Reviews

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5708 E 7th St
Long Beach, CA 90840

California Grill  

Category: Restaurants

4 star rating
 12/25/2009   First to Review
This place was much better than I expected.  The majority of their business while new seems to be take out service.  Give it a try I liked what I had.  They have a simple menu but the choices are good.

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510 Long Beach Blvd
Long Beach, CA 90802
(562) 901-3330

Togo's Baskin Robbins  

Category: Restaurants

4 star rating
 11/25/2009  
I don't generally care for chains nor do I care for fast food chains but I have to say that this place has the BEST pastrami sandwich!

Not much else to say.

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3734 E 4th St
Long Beach, CA 90814
(562) 433-3292

The Coffee Cup Cafe  

Categories: American (Traditional), Breakfast & Brunch

2 star rating
 Update - 11/25/2009  
The positive thing about this is the staff is friendly, although I think it's because they are making up for the following..

Long Lemming Line, takes for ever to get in for just simple every day food.

No Credit cards...  You have to plan to come here if you don't generally carry cash.

Noise!  It's loud here and you can't hardly hear people on the other side of the table from you.  You'd think with the money they are't speeding in credit card fees they could buy some acoustics.

And over all...  The foods just plain old food, nothing special about it, and not really worth all the mentioned above.

I don't know what people see in this place!

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  • 4 star rating
    5/6/2007

    This place is good and it's easy to notice it's good based on the line out the door and the long long waiting list.

    I'm not sure but I think the people that go here now are those who transcended from our beloved Porch (now gone).  

    Just remember CASH ONLY or you'll be washing dishes!

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303 Main St.
Seal Beach, CA 90740
(562) 431-6500

Athens West  

Categories: Greek, Mediterranean

1 star rating
 Update - 11/21/2009  
Went here after driving by many times.  I love Daphanies so I this place would be good as well, but it wasn't!

Did not enjoy my meal or the quality of food.  Won't be going back.

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  • 2 star rating
    1/2/2008

    I've driven by this place NUMEROUS times on my way to Nicks.  On this particular day I waited way to long to eat.  When we arrived it was about noon and was greeted by the normal weekend line (only this was on New Years day and everyone was off and HUNGRY!)  So after a few minutes in line when I heard one customer complain and I heard Nick say the wait was 40 minutes I thought to myself....  Today is the day to try Athens West!

    When we arrived the place was very sparely patronized at the moment.  They had the normal greek fare of kabobs etc.  The prices were reasonable.  Unfortunately I only give it 2 stars because of their being little direction on where I got my drink cup, and that my first steak kabob was DELIGHTFUL and the second was absolutely dreadful.  The mean was tough and grizzly.  The chicken combo however on my combo was fairly good.  The rice was about a 1.5 out of 10 though.

    I think if you are in the mood for fast and greek this is not the place (currently).  I much prefer Daphenes.

    Sorry Athens West!

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4722 E. 2nd St.
Long Beach, CA 90803
(562) 438-5838

Thai Gourmet By Sri Maya  

Category: Thai

1 star rating
 11/3/2009  
Well I gave this place a chance after giving their original location a chance.  Now I can say I've tried them both and have the same experience.

Today I ate with 4 friends, it took 15 minutes to get drinks, another 10 minutes to get menus, although after ordering the food began to trickle out.  The flavour of the food is decent, but the service is slow at best.  Additionally I had some hard piece of bone or something in my food that almost broke my tooth.

I won't be going back here.  The owner even contacted me about my review for the PCH location, begging for a second chance.  I was about to remove the review when I got a Yelper telling me they had the same experience.  I really want to like this place, but I don't think they are ready for Prime Time just yet.  

Worst of all their dishes are VERY small as compared to other Thai restaurants.

Sorry Sri Maya! =(

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470 N La Cienega Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90048
(323) 655-0167

Norm's Restaurant  

Categories: Diners, American (Traditional)
Neighborhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood

4 star rating
 11/2/2009  
This Norms always seems to have better food than the other locations.  I like to stop here in the late evening when I need a recharge.  Breakfast is always a good choice.

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6270 E Pacific Coast Hwy
Long Beach, CA 90803
(562) 431-1532

Acapulco Mexican Restaurant Y Cantina  

Category: Mexican

1 star rating
 10/25/2009  
Today Julie and I went for lunch. It was a nice day so the patio was a must.  We waited for ever to get chips, then for ever to order drinks and food.  Then for ever for drinks.  Then when we were going to get up and leave, the food came it was a platter with lots of items, pork was cold, beans were cold, chicken tough as nails, and Julie's salad missing dressing.   We complained got our food comped and left.

Bye bye!

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2 Centerpointe Dr
La Palma, CA 90623
(714) 522-3328

Panda Inn Restaurant  

Category: Chinese

2 star rating
 10/17/2009  
It's a chain... And it taste like chain food.  So this was my first mistake.  Two of us ordered the large bowl of soup and the waitress paid little attention and brought us two small cups.  Then I was enticed by the chef's creations, so I ordered the asparagus an mushrooms and it was lousy.

At the end I had that sick feeling like I do after I eat fast food Chinese.  Won't be coming back here.

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2054 Pacific Coast Hwy
Long Beach, CA 90804
(562) 434-3435

Sri Maya Thai Cuisine  

Category: Thai

2 star rating
 10/7/2009  
Unfortunately after many recommendations by friends and colleagues I tried this place.

My Quick Review is best said in on liners.
Slow service
Bland dishes
Slow service...

Not going back.

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590 Long Beach Blvd
Long Beach, CA 90802
(562) 432-2705

Fantastic Sams  

Category: Hair Salons

4 star rating
 10/3/2009  
I like this place.  It's generally an all Asian staff.  They cut your hair long time $12 good for you!  

Friendly service, and cheaper than that "Other Cuts" place near the Circle where the crack head lady talks on the phone the whole time that she's not paying attention to the job she's doing on your hair.  Also they are like $4 more expensive.  Stick with Sams!

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61 Compliments

  • You're Cool

    mmmm togo's pastrami!

  • Thank You

    We've been here a couple times and I totally agree! The only thing I really… More »

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    Whoo-whee, was this a bad experience!

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