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"Difficult difficult lemon difficult"

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267 Useful, 147 Funny, and 180 Cool

Location

Sacramento, CA

Yelping Since

May 2008

Things I Love

History dipped in vinegar

My Hometown

(south) Sacramento, CA; Clark AFB, Philippines

When I'm Not Yelping...

Pickling carrots and chiles to make spicy carrots

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.en.wikipedi...

The Last Great Book I Read

Salt:  A world history

My Favorite Movie

Arrested Development (when it comes out)

My Last Meal On Earth

Something bitter and spicy

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I hate grammatical mistakes, so I spend much of my time correcting them

Most Recent Discovery

pressure cookers

Recent Reviews

352 Reviews

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2416 K St
Sacramento, CA 95816
(916) 443-6919

Tres Hermanas  

Category: Mexican

4 star rating
 11/18/2009  
I ate their crispy carnitas of the northern style and a pork tamale.  They were pretty decent and at $13.00 a bit on the more expensive side but that's okay because most of that money is probably going towards paying their rent.  

The folks working here were all business, and I like it that way.  I have this theory about all these ornery people who need to mention how they expected "good" service and how they're insulted when they didn't receive said service.  I suspect they never actually had an orgasm during intercourse and so that's why they're so ornery and demanding.  All that unvented energy is redirected towards demanding waitstaff to kowtow to them all the while they are oblivious to the needs of the waitstaff and the needs of the other customers.  The waitstaff here are too righteous to supplicate themselves to the iniquity of annoying customers.  And for that, I respect the waitstaff.

My family met up here for dinner because one of my brothers knows that our father likes to show off his native speaker skills.  After a couple of pitchers of their margaritas the night became a blur.  I wonder if it's healthy that my family and I tend to drink heavily when we're around each other.

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1607 F St
Sacramento, CA 95814
(916) 441-2372

Sampino's Towne Foods  

Categories: Delis, Grocery, Meat Shops

5 star rating
 11/17/2009  
After much waiting I arrived in sandwich heaven.  Upon the reviews in yelp I made my order.  My meatball sandwich altered reality and set a new threshold for sandwich excellence.  I cannot imagine giving this place less than five stars.  For some reason whenever I think about criticisms on the food at Sampino's a line from Talledega Nights comes to mind: "if you don't like Big Red, then fuck you!"

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Grant Line Rd & Jackson Rd
Sacramento, CA 95683

Strawberry Stand  

Categories: Food Stands, Fruits & Veggies

3 star rating
 11/16/2009   First to Review
I came by here and the place looked great but unfortunately it seemed closed for the day and so I couldn't pick up any strawberries from this strawberry stand.

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Grant Line Rd and Bradshaw Rd
Elk Grove, CA 95624

Strawberry Stand  

Category: Fruits & Veggies

5 star rating
 Update - 11/16/2009 2 photos  
Their season runs from April to December!

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  • 5 star rating
    7/6/2009

    I like this strawberry stand the best because it is open the most consistently.  I bought six green strawberry baskets full of strawberries and made a strawberry pie.

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  • 4 star rating
    6/24/2009 First to Review

    I love getting strawberries from here during the spring and early summer.  Having been raised in Florin I grew up learning the history of the region as a strawberry capital of the world before the internment of Japanese Americans during World War II which ended the bulk of the strawberry industry.  However, one can still find several strawberry fields outside of Watsonville and even in the region south of Sacramento such as the strawberry stand by the intersection of Grant Line Road and Bradshaw (although it's a bit west of the Bradshaw intersection).

    At this stand you can buy strawberries picked that very same day which ensures the supreme sweetness of the strawberries.  When I went to university and law school in the East Coast I was horrified by people putting sugar on strawberries . . . it was as if they were putting lemon juice on a lime slice.  When you eat these strawberries you'll find out why one would not use sugar.

    At this stand $10.00 will buy a flat, or six of those green strawberry baskets placed in a cardboard box, and the strawberries spilleth over the green baskets.  I like to eat a green box or two of strawberries and make jam out of the rest since their prime doesn't extend much beyond two days.

    Also, as the weather gets warmer the strawberries lose their prime sweetness and once the temperature reaches the 100s the strawberries kinda die off.  And so then the season ends.

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2952 Carson Road
Placerville, CA 95667
(530) 622-5522

Boa Vista Orchards & Vineyards  

Category: Fruits & Veggies

4 star rating
 11/15/2009 1 photo  
Good lord, apple orchards are fun!

I love apple presses and fresh apple cider.  My first experiences were in New England where I watched apples getting pressed and then enjoying the fruit of their labor processing the fruits.  Likewise, Boa Vista had an apple press but I unfortunately did not get a chance to watch the apple press in action.  Fortunately, I did grab a gallon of fresh apple cider as they were packing it into the cooling units.  I'll enjoy making hot toddys with this drink.  Perhaps I'll make toast to enjoy with apple butter as I drink my hot toddy.

I also ordered and immediately consumed their apple doughnuts.  It was very delicious.

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2952 Carson Rd
Placerville, CA 95667
(530) 622-5522

El Dorado Orchards Inc  

Category: Fruits & Veggies

3 star rating
 11/15/2009   First to Review
I came here for a Volksports walk and the sign in was at this orchard.  All the produce and turkey sandwiches were gone but the train for the kiddies was running and they had several tables for picnicking.  I ended up having lunch on one of the tables and enjoyed watching the flock of greese foraging through an autumn painted vineyard and hopping to reach the remaining grapes.  Apple Hill is pretty.

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2728 J St
Sacramento, CA 95814

Papi's Pizza  

Category: Pizza

3 star rating
 11/15/2009  
Around midnight I wanted a slice and was served up a warm piece of pizza pie within two seconds.  I folded up the pepperoni pizza after a few dashes of tobasco enjoyed eating slice on one of their benches.  Quick and easy, just the way I like it.

The pizza itself tasted alright.  It was a bit thick and it wasn't too greasy.  I hate it at New York joints where the grease trickles down the slice in an stream of orange.  Fortunately this place made no such creek of grease.

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2724 J St
Sacramento, CA 95816
(916) 447-1000

Aura  

Categories: Lounges, Italian

3 star rating
 11/15/2009  
I just popped in during the evening around the time people start dancing because a friend of mine went here to hear her cousin DJ.  The place seemed alright for its genre.  I saw quite a few Ed Hardy shirts which means it's not my kind of tea, but I'll be objective.  There seemed to be quite a few women who had a good time and so my rating of this place gives credence to their experience.

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545 Downtown Plaza
Sacramento, CA 95814
(916) 444-2571

Starbucks Coffee  

Category: Coffee & Tea

4 star rating
 11/13/2009  
My dirty secret is that I really like Starbucks' pumpkin latte.  Such a confession seems so sinful I need to hide myself from God's disapproving stare because I ate the uncool forbidden fruit.  Not only that, I drank the pumpkin latte not in the morning which is the only appropriate time outside America for any coffee more complicated than espresso but I drank it in the mid afternoon as if it were an espresso.  I'm quite the coffee heretic (if we were outside America).

My sins are great and I am unrepentant.

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545 Downtown Plz Ste 1111
Sacramento, CA 95814
(916) 442-8053

Forever 21  

Categories: Women's Clothing, Accessories

3 star rating
 11/13/2009  
I did not  buy clothes here for myself and I did not buy clothes for a friend.  Instead, a friend was shopping for clothes because will be doing some live painting at Harlowes tomorrow and needed some clothes upon which some wet paint would not cause her to ruin her day.  I'm not too fond of synthetic fibers and so I would not necessarily buy clothes here were I a female or fond of wearing female clothes.  Some of the clothes looked like they would be pretty hot on a lady.

The store itself is spacious.  I like how it faces the western most atrium of Downtown Plaza.  I even like the premature Christmas decorations even though it screams desperation but the times are tough for the retailers so it's understandable.

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106 Compliments

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    Tsk...tsk...tsk...   It is good to know the truth, Eduardo. I thought all… More »

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    Apple Hill is always an enjoyable trip. Love going farm to farm.

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    Yes, hot toddy weather is upon us!!! Love apple hill!

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