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1634 Useful, 1387 Funny, and 1154 Cool
Chicago, IL
Yelping SinceApril 2006
Things I LoveCAKE (The Band), bacon, mini burgers, Belvedere martinis, red wine, Newman, Pequods, telling it like it is, The Graduate, cheese balls, nizzles, Red Sox, New England Patriots
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My HometownConcord, NH
When I'm Not Yelping...Watching the Red Sox.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI tell it like it is
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The Last Great Book I ReadNatasha: The Biography of Natalie Wood
My First ConcertPercy Hill
My Favorite MovieThe Graduate
My Last Meal On EarthPapa Gino's Pizza, Planter's Cheese Balls (RIP), Red Wine
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I like pickles in my tacos.
Most Recent DiscoveryBuffalos aren't extinct ?!!!?
Current CrushJustin Timberlake 4-Eva
Chicago, IL 60610
(773) 929-9600
Maza
Category: Restaurants
Neighborhoods: Lincoln Park, DePaul
I will come back for sure. . .glad to have this new, fun affordable place in my 'hood.
Chicago, IL 60642
(312) 733-6000
Chicago Center for the Performing Arts
Categories: Performing Arts, Comedy Clubs
Neighborhoods: Noble Square, River West
Recently, I went to see "Bye Bye, Liver." It made me relive some awkward / not fun times from my 20s. . .so if you are past that stage in life, I do not recommend this show!
Chicago, IL 60614
(312) 492-7548
Erin Gallagher Jewelry
Categories: Jewelry, Accessories, Bridal
Neighborhoods: Lincoln Park, DePaul
Erin helped me design my wedding earrings and they are gorgeous . .I love them so much but can't make myself wear them again because they are so pretty. . .hmm probably need to get over that soon!
I also got my maid of honor a gift certificate here and she was super excited to come in and pick out her own jewelry! There are so many different styles to choose from here and if you don't see what you like - you can request something different and have it made! Perfect!
Chicago, IL 60622
(773) 862-5263
Jane's
Categories: Breakfast & Brunch, American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Bucktown
Jane's is also just far enough away from the hustle and bustle of the Bucktown / Wicker Park chaos (heeellllllooooo six way North-Milwaukee-Damen). I can't wait to come back for brunch!
Chicago, IL 60616
(773) 548-7677
Motherbutters Popcorn Confectionary
Category: Specialty Food
Neighborhoods: Bronzeville, Douglas
First things first, it is WAY overpriced. Seriously. $8.00 + for a bag of gourmet popcorn? Who the hell is making it back there and why so pricey? Ugh.
Part of the reason for my rage is that the Chipotle Cheddar variety is AMAZING. And I haven't been able to find a decent Chipotle Cheddar since Chicago Popcorn Works closed. Sneef!
The candy selection is good enough to satisfy my sour gummy fix but could use some work. I want candy stores to be more Wonkaville-like!
All in all, could be better - more variety, lower prices, spunkier vibe. I will go once in a blue moon to get my chipotle cheddar fix but that's it!
Great jukebox, laid back crowd, nice "homey" (like this could be your grandma's garage-homey) feel - I love it! A word of advice - stick to beer or other bottled / canned items. The mixed drinks are sometimes off. Oh, and never make a face if you get a vodka soda and the soda is flat - this will not win you points. Just suck it up and suck back a cheap flavored shot (prepared earlier in an old liquor bottle by Ed and/or Jean). Sick of Cleo's? Wweandjd?
Chicago, IL 60657
(773) 929-6666
Four Moon Tavern
Categories: American (Traditional), Pubs
Neighborhood: Roscoe Village
I immediately loved Four Moon. Really laid back and homey - I felt comfortable right away. The beer selection is impressive - they had Allagash White on tap and a bunch of other good brews. I tried their IPA special which was a good deal at $4 a pour. My date told me they had excellent chicken fingers so I had to spilt an order and try them. . .hot damn they were good! There is some type of pepper in the batter and each finger is HUGE. Who doesn't love big fingers? Nicely done, Four Moon.
Free Pizza
Tasty Drinks (specifically the gin ones - oh gin, how I neglect you)
Free Pizza
Cool bartender
Free pizza
Dislike:
Skinny Jeans
Tasty free pizza can take a while
Skinny jeans
Strange downstairs club
Skinny Jeans
So basically - come for the free pizza and tasty drinks but block out the skinny jeans. . . I like this place even though it doesn't LOOK like a place I would like . . . if that makes sense? I think the drinks are really excellent and reasonable - think Violet Hour without the primo price tag. I will be back for that pizza and smooth booze soon. . .I'm sure of it!
For starters, nothing has succeeded in this space since Jack Sullivan's - Barleycorn, Varsity Club, nothing. I don't think it is such a weird location (it is in my hood, what is weird about that?). In fact, I think it is in a prime spot - on the outskirts of the LP but close enough to Webster Theater. I like the space too. But Cagneys, it's new inhabitant? Not so much. . .
On Saturday I decided to swing by Cagney's for lunch INSTEAD of heading to Flounders. Shocking, yes, but I can be adventurous when I want to be. The place had a decent crowd and this was probably due to their brunch special - $22 all you can drink bloodies and a reasonably sized breakfast menu. There are no dude waiters here - just little women in fedoras and suspenders. Odd.
We waited for about 10 minutes before anyone came over to us. Annoying and an eternity in bar time. It was about 3 (well 3:10 now) when our waitress surfaced and I wanted lunch and a bloody. Our waitress was nice enough and went away to let us decide what to eat. . .
Mike put down his menu and refused to order. Why? Overpriced, overpriced, overpriced! We are in an an economic crisis! $12 for a BLT? $12 for a meatless salad? And nothing was remotely healthy looking (I guess that is the Irish theme they are going for). Mike couldn't find one thing and I could have but felt like I didn't want to blow a ton of cash on this late lunch. When would I ever it's a bar! Bar food! Don't rip me off. .
Embarrassingly enough, the waitress came back and we asked for our check. Totally not her fault but she pressed us on why we were leaving - SUPER awkward. I told Mike I would get these drinks if he got lunch at Flounders - stupid me. Our bill came and it was $15 for one dinky, tasteless bloody mary and two diet cokes. $15??? Seriously?????
At this point, I couldn't get out of there fast enough (and don't worry, that measly bloody was easy to throw back - two sips!). I will NEVER come back here, sorry. Disappointing and all wrong. Ireland is cheap, I've been there. And bar food doesn't cost that much unless it is made out of gold. Minutes later, we were settled back in at Flounders, drinking huge $4 bloody marys and wondering why we ever checked out Cagneys at all.
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