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San Diego, CA

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May 2007

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North Park, City Heights, Kearny Mesa, Wasteland of Nolunch (Sorrento Valley)

My Hometown

Palo Alto, CA

Why You Should Read My Reviews

My coworkers listen attentively as I expound upon the contents of my lunchbox.

The Last Great Book I Read

Grotesque by Natsuo Kirino

My First Concert

Radiohead

My Favorite Movie

Shanghai Triad

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4155 University Ave
San Diego, CA 92105
(619) 677-3999

Asmara  

Category: African
Neighborhood: City Heights

4 star rating
 7/12/2009  
Asmara's food is quite addictive. I can go "Just one more bite... no really, last one... well, maybe one more" here for some while. We've tried most of the meat and vegetable dishes here, and while they're all good, the really stand-out dish is the shiro-- mashed chickpeas richly flavored with a generous amount of butter and spice, served bubbling hot in a miniature cauldron topped with a charming straw "hat". Ladle it onto the injera a bit at a time, and you'll be starting the "just one more bite" routine yourself.

Staff here are quite pleasant, but this is not a place for a quick meal. I appreciate being able to linger and savor the food, but once finished it can take some time to flag down someone to bring the check.

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3827 5th Ave
San Diego, CA 92103
(619) 278-0057

Pizza Fusion  

Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: Hillcrest

4 star rating
 7/12/2009  
I was initially wary of Pizza Fusion because of the steep prices and general yuppification. However, a couple of years ago my wife learned that she is wheat-intolerant and we had despaired of finding her safe pizza (it's one of her favorite dishes) outside of my own kitchen. So, seeing that Pizza Fusion offers a gluten-free crust, we decided to give them a try.

I'm happy to say that it very much exceeded our expectations. The gluten-free crust is nice and crispy and lacks the weird aftertaste that plagues so many gluten-free baked goods. I don't feel like I'm getting a poor substitute when we eat here. Cheeses, sauces, and toppings are good quality and very flavorful, if sometimes a little scant in quantity. We like the Founders' Pie (chicken, kalamata olives, red onions, and gorgonzola) and the sausage and bell pepper combination. The vegan, gluten-free chocolate brownie isn't half bad either.

There is a nice list of wines by the glass and a small selection of draft beers-- offerings from Stone Brewery are always solid of course, but other selections can be hit-or-miss.

Staff have always been friendly, attentive, and happy to answer our questions.

If we didn't need the gluten-free crust I'm not sure how often we would eat here. It's definitely premium pricing and there are other competitive pizza options around. However, this is a great resource for people who follow a wheat- or gluten-free diet.

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Florida St.
San Diego, CA 92101

Florida Canyon  

Category: Parks
Neighborhood: North Park

3 star rating
 5/3/2009  
Just tried out the hiking trail this afternoon. Florida Canyon certainly isn't a destination hike. Proximity to busy roads and Balboa Park mean there's no illusion that you're out in nature, and there is little shade along the trails. However, the pleasant range of plant life, bunnies and lizards zipping around in the brush, and gentle vertical climbs make this a nice place to get a little time with Nature, all practically at the front door of the North Park/Hillcrest area.

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2405 Ulric St
San Diego, CA 92111
(858) 650-6868

Sab-E-Lee  

Category: Thai
Neighborhood: Linda Vista

5 star rating
 1/1/2009  
This is one of those restaurants that I'm reluctant to publicize because I don't want to be crowded out of it (not an unreasonable concern since the place is tiny). But while there are plenty of Thai restaurants in San Diego and some of them are pretty good, they all feel fundamentally similar-- except for this one. Sab-E-Lee is something special.

If you want white-gloved service this is not the place for you. The small dining area is clean and tidy, but the menus are paper fold-ups and the proprietor splits his time between serving tables and cooking at least some of the food.

If you are chili-phobic or object to having a detectable Blood Garlic Level you may well find some tasty dishes but you will be missing out on some of the more interesting offerings. Even if you're a spice devotee like myself, be aware that their hotness scale seems calibrated differently than other places. A 5/10 here is perhaps an 8/10 elsewhere.

Now, if you're still game, go forth and try the salted fish fried rice, the noodles with pork and mint sauce, and the spicy raw beef. Especially the spicy raw beef. It's an explosion of salty-hot-sour flavors garnished with chunks of raw garlic (which actually blend in, believe it or not). The raw beef has a mild, savory taste and a texture not unlike some sashimi fish. It's very addictive.

The second time we went in the owner came over to take our order. "You want spicy raw beef?"  he asked. "Sure," we nodded. "Try something different this time," he said. "Northwestern style with some bitter herb." I usually avoid very bitter dishes-- for example I hate bitter melon-- but I was curious and said yes. Now, on top of the spicy-salty-sour was a very slight bitter undertone. After a while he came back and asked us how we liked it. Happy in our chili haze we said it was delicious, and he smiled. "This," he said, "this is real Thai."

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9450 Scranton Rd
San Diego, CA 92121
(858) 622-9500

Kabul West  

Category: Afghan

4 star rating
 10/10/2008  
Understand that this four star rating is in the context of the food court setting. Taken by itself Kabul West is maybe a three-star place. In any case, a couple of items really stand out here. Their chicken salad (which at so many other places is bland vat-grown chicken over mildly distressed vegetables) features tender, marinated grilled chicken kebab over greens and some warm grilled vegetables. The have a nice selection of salad dressings as well, some of them made in-house.

One occasional menu special worth watching for is the lamb stew. I ordered it expecting to get your basic lean stew meat, but they actually make it with lamb shank meat still on the bone, slow cooked until tender with a rich and mildly spiced sauce. It's served with the usual rice, bread, and small green salad. Definitely recommended.

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4637 Convoy St
San Diego, CA 92111
(858) 569-7773

Nozomi Sushi and Teriyaki  

Category: Sushi Bars
Neighborhood: Kearny Mesa

3 star rating
 10/10/2008  
Against fairly steep odds (ordinarily I am quite snooty about sushi) Nozomi has become one of my comfort restaurants. This is not a good place for sashimi or nigiri. This is not a good place to explore the more refined aspects of Japanese cuisine. I usually don't care for sushi rolls filled with melanges of fried miscellany, sticky sauce, and  other not-fish.

...And yet, somehow what Nozomi does works. Their rolls, some of which approach the size of a small burrito, hold together variety in flavor and texture without becoming overwhelming or glorpy. I'm not quite sure I can explain it except that fish + pickles + rice + a little bit of fried or spicy + sauce = comfort and love. Also, the chirashi salad-- assorted chopped fish, lettuce, rice, and a little dressing, drizzled to taste with chili sauce-- is a refreshing hot-weather dinner.

(One caveat: while the sushi roll menu is epic in length many of the rolls are variations on the theme of spicy something, shrimp tempura, or both. If you combine someone who doesn't like a lot of "spicy something" rolls with someone allergic to shellfish you will have to hunt a little for a compatible selection).

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9450 Scranton Rd
San Diego, CA 92121
(858) 404-0041

Salad Farm  

Categories: American (New), Vegetarian
Neighborhood: Mira Mesa

2 star rating
 9/14/2008  
Salad Farm has a vast range of customizable salads, panini, and baked potatoes and sounds in theory like a nice place for a light lunch. Unfortunately the execution is mediocre at best. The first salad I tried was served absolutely swimming in dressing and garnished with some kind of gelatinous grey-pink canned beet product. I recently went back after a long hiatus thinking that maybe they just had some new-location jitters to work out. They rewarded me with a "Cobb salad" (yes, the scare-quotes are deliberate) made of an endless pile of slightly limp lettuce, a few pieces of egg and avocado, some flavorless protein, and Baco-Bits.

Baco-Bits, in a Cobb salad served by a supposedly healthy restaurant. It is an abomination, yes indeed.

I am pretty sure they grow their protein in a vat for all the taste and texture it has. Steak was limp and slightly grey, chicken had the texture of reconstituted sawdust and the taste of... well, nothing much, really. Add in the dull-eyed, listless staff and the over-inflated Scranton food court prices and lunch at the Salad Farm feels more like penance than pleasure.

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3926 30th St
San Diego, CA 92104
(619) 297-7799

Apertivo Italian Tapas & Wine Bar  

Categories: Wine Bars, Italian, Tapas Bars
Neighborhood: North Park

2 star rating
 Update - 7/27/2008  
In my first review of Apertivo I complained about the noise level. I am pleased to say that the volume was quite moderate this evening, but not because they did anything to improve the interior soundproofing. It was because the dining room was less than half full. We were puzzled-- how could this be? At 8pm on a Saturday the place is usually packed.

This mystery didn't take long to solve. I hate to say it, but Apertivo just isn't very good any more. It's like they've stopped trying. Innocent vegetables are drowned in butter (and I am no stranger to butter). The food has grown generally bland. Our server was initially friendly but never came to check on us after we ordered. Our dinner, made up of several small plates, was dumped onto our table abruptly and nearly all at once-- salad! *wham* squid! *thwack*-- and given the underpopulated dining room they had no reason to rush us out of there.

Finally, they have shrunk their portion sizes. I assume that's a cost-cutting measure, but between the declining food quality and indifferent service it's an extra irritation. We all know that food is getting more expensive and I would have had no issue if they had raised their prices to keep up with costs while maintaining the same quality. Unfortunately, what began as a restaurant with surprisingly good food in surprisingly large portions at a surprisingly low price has become just another mediocre place with meager portions of food that isn't really worth the time and money.

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  • 3 star rating
    10/14/2007

    I like just about everything about Apertivo. Their food is tasty and reasonably priced. They do nice things with vegetables and pasta sauces-- try the roast baby carrots and the puttanesca sauce. Wines by the glass are inexpensive and diverse. Service is usually fairly attentive and visually, the ambience is pleasant.

    So why am I only giving them three stars? BECAUSE IT'S TOO *&#@!% LOUD IN THERE! I HAD TO SHOUT AT MY DINNER COMPANION THE WHOLE TIME! EVEN THOUGH I ENJOYED THE MEAL I LEFT FEELING PISSED OFF AND HOARSE!

    Right, so, Apertivo has always had a noise problem. However, they recently doubled the size of the restaurant and evidently did /nothing/ to dampen the noise. What used to be an annoying but bearable dull roar is now an assault of cacaphony that sours an otherwise enjoyable dinner experience.

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3001 University Ave
San Diego, CA 92104
(619) 793-4758

Heaven Sent Desserts  

Category: Desserts
Neighborhood: North Park

3 star rating
 Update - 7/23/2008  
As one who requires regular intake of cake in order to maintain my health I am sad to report that Heaven Sent has gone downhill since I wrote my initial review, at least where their cake selection is concerned. A number of the cakes I originally enjoyed have either gone missing entirely (the chai cake, the lingonberry cake, the green tea cake) or aren't as good as before (the carrot cake). One of their new cake selections, the Guinness stout cake, looks and sounds interesting but in practice wasn't that flavorful.

Their non-cake items show more promise. I enjoyed the chocolate souflee, and the creme brulee was light and had a nice vanilla flavor. I also saw an attractive selection of items featuring fresh summer fruit on my last visit. Since I live quite close to Heaven Sent I will certainly keep visiting, but it isn't the cake-lover's haven it might have been.

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  • 4 star rating
    10/1/2007

    Let's establish something-- Heavent Sent is not Extraordinary Desserts. If you read my review of ED you'll see why that's fine with me.

    Anyway-- HeaventSent doesn't quite make it to divinity. Some things are better than others, and they can be inconsistent from day to day. Nonetheless, they are my cake provider of choice in San Diego thus far. For me, their desserts hit the right balance of being interesting but not discomfitting,  elegant but not snooty, and familiar but not dull. I especially enjoy the chai spice cake and grand marnier truffle cake. The green teaser, lingonberry, and carrot cakes are also good.

    Their tea selection compliments the desserts well. I have not tried their coffee. They have nifty mugs with curved handles which work great if you're right handed, less well if you're not.

    The warm wood furnishings and lighting provide a relaxing ambiance. This is a good place to relax and chat with friends. They can get pretty busy on the weekends but the staff keep up and I have never had to wait long for a table. The owners clearly care about customer happiness and will sometimes come out to chat with the patrons.

    Heaven Sent is a nice addition to the North Park food scene and I hope their success continues.

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4564 Alvarado Canyon Rd
San Diego, CA 92120
(619) 285-1220

Just Fabulous Pastries - CLOSED 

Category: Desserts

5 star rating
 7/1/2008  
Just Fabulous did the desserts (several cakes plus a couple of tarts) for my wedding. We lured our guests in partly with promises of cake that would actually be tasty (rather than a monument to the baker's skills with fondant sculpture) so we had high expectations for our cake vendor, and Just Fabulous did a great job. They delivered everything on time, chose simple but attractive decorations, and-- most importantly-- everything was quite delicious.

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