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40 Market St
Ipswich, MA 01938
(978) 356-1988

Zumi's Espresso & Ice Cream  

Categories: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt, Coffee & Tea

4 star rating
 8/27/2009  
Good coffee of all sorts - all fair trade certified. Ice cream too. I just had moose tracks and coffee in a sugar cone. mmmmmmmmmmm. Nice places to sit, right in the thick of Ipswich. Such that it is.

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11 Depot Square
Ipswich, MA 01938
(978) 356-9878

May Flower  

Category: Chinese

4 star rating
 8/27/2009  
New, nice, spruced up interior/dining area, full bar with big screen TV's, Chinapanasian food, Tiki drinks that will taste like yummy fruit punch and yet take the paint off your innards, should you have paint in there. Pretty sure they'll clean just about anything else out, too.

I went there for lunch got the bento box #2 (13.99). . .the sashimi was delicious, the terriyaki salmon may have been the best I ever had, and the dumplings were very very tasty with extra good dipping sauce. Precursors were the standard miso soup, which was fine with plenty of seaweed and tofu, and the de rigueur iceberg lettuce salad with the ginger dressing. The dressing was extra good too. . recognizable as the usual kind, yet there was an extra zing to it - maybe some miso and extra garlic in it?

The Shark's Tooth was good, and very, very strong, as implied above.

Anyway - they are operating according to a tried and true formula, but within that framework, the food was extra good. I'll come back for dinner sometime to see what happens then.

My fortune?
"Take calculated risks".  Okey dokey.

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51 Market St
Ipswich, MA 01938
(978) 356-8500

Coastal Green Grocer  

Categories: Cheese Shops, Grocery

4 star rating
 8/21/2009   First to Review
Tucked away on the top of Market Street in the block before the Institution for Savings - is a gem of little market.

They have an assortment of organic, local and carefully chosen imported produce (ripe, perfect figs from Merced, CA today, for instance. . .), a very nice manageable selection of fine cheeses ( I got Epoisses, nice n stinky. . .), some high end cold cuts and a tidy selection of lunchy prepared foods, including sandwiches and patés etc. There is a large selection of good crackers for cheese, as well as olives, some canned fishy things, and natural-ish chips and snacks.

A large shelf of Asian food items and some other ethnic fare graces the back next to the fridge.
Staples are reasonable - eggs, butter, milk. . .oh they have Lurpak Danish butter, but Cabot right next in case you aren't feeling spendy or are just going to use it to grease a pan, if you know what I mean. In the freezer - organic berries, local ice cream, italian ice.

There is good coffee available by the door. . .and today, servings of gazpacho on ice with good bread.

Speaking of bread. . . .they sell that fabulous A&J King stuff, as well as Jessica's Bakery.

I will definitely be back here. It's a perfect place to pack for a picnic, or for a bits and pieces cheese -fruit-n-winey kinda dinner.

Nomnomnomnomnom

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256 Cabot St
Beverly, MA 01915
(978) 524-0033

Soma  

Categories: American (New), Bars

3 star rating
 8/19/2009  
I could have sworn I'd written a review for Soma before. . .but.. . perhaps not.

So here I go again.

They've redone the entired dining room with acoustics in mind - remember how loud and reverberating it was in there? No longer. Much much nicer.

The spicy cucumber margarita was very very good, though I would have preferred it straight up in a martini or margarita glass with the muddling done ahead of time instead of in a highball glass with ice and the smushed cucumbers still in there to clog up my straw. . .but the taste was excellent. Super spicy to start and then a cool cucumber finish. . .amazing actually.

Service was very slow last night - I think there may have been just one waitress for the whole place. I was brought the wrong drink first. . . .no biggie, but it took a really long time to replace it. The beet salad got rave reviews, the bread and dips platter was tasty. I got a caeser salad with shrimp and avocado, which was good.

The sampler of homemade ice cream had good flavor (the espresso and vanilla varieties were especially intense), but tended toward the ice rather than the cream texture wise - it was ok though. I just prefer really rich ice cream. Cream, that's frozen, with flavors in it. Ice designating temperature, not water content.

All in all a fine experience, much better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick - and now that it's so much quieter in there, it's much more conducive to hanging out and enjoying the space than it once was.

I'd like to come back again on a weekend night and experience a fully staffed in the swing-of-things Soma to really see how they are doing.

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424 Cambridge St
Allston, MA 02134
(617) 787-1511

Bazaar On Cambridge  

Categories: Grocery, Ethnic Food
Neighborhood: Allston/Brighton

4 star rating
 8/19/2009  
Food Glorious Foood, fish, sausage and candy, Beer, produce and lunch, all looking just dandy. .

Outside was hot, in here was cool, they had cases of things I wanted to eat, packages of things I wanted to eat, rows of things I wanted to eat. In Russian. The prepared foods area is phenomenal, and you can get a pretty amazing lunch here cheap.

I got some fresh prune plums, they were yummy.

I like looking at Russian text.
The Cyrillic alphabet should get a design award.
Maybe it was just the state of mind I was in when I was in there - but I'm giving it 4 stars.

I'll be back to see if the impression holds, perhaps I'll bump up to five.

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19 West Lake Ave.
Watsonville, CA 95076
(831) 786-0812

SwingTimeCafe  

Categories: Breakfast & Brunch, Sandwiches

5 star rating
 Update - 8/6/2009  
Their new location at 19 West Beach Street is a bit smaller than the old one - but OH still yummy. We had turkey noodle soup - lots of delicious local veggies, noodles, tasty homemade broth, a bacon sandwich with thick honest bacon and fresh local vine ripe tomatoes and lettuce on toasted local sourdough bread. . .and I had a pork adobo sandwich that had me licking the paper it was wrapped in. OH my lord. tender richly flavored pork with just enough grease to seep through the fresh roll and make it succulent. . . .yes    please.

They have 7up. And Hansen's strawberry soda. And chips. And the kids figured out pretty quickly that one of the tables has rolly chairs.

Chips and rolly chairs? YEAH. . I guess we'll keep coming here.

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  • 5 star rating
    6/27/2008

    Very nice little sandwich shop in downtown. Super friendly people and service. They have a bulletin board with community news, and a bookshelf of books to read.

    Daily specials - today it was homemade mac and cheese, which was very good. They have 7up. We like that. The Beefeater sandwich was really great, as were the very dangerously good "gerty bars" that we all had at the end - a square of chocolate, coconut, almond, caramelly stuff that made me pretty much want to put my face in the pan.

    They claim to use the freshest local ingredients and to bake, grill and roast their own meats in house, and I'd have to say that my sandwich definitely proved that. Very good stuff!

    Full range of espresso/coffee drinks and "all drinks served with tapioca pearls upon request". I didn't try any of the scones, but they had a sign claiming that they are award winners at the Santa Cruz County fair, so. . next time. yep.

    They cater, and. . . I love it when places like this take ATM and credit cards. Which they do. The bottom of their menu says. . "What doth the lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God." Okey dokey. Give me another one of those Gerty bars, and I think I could do that.

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250 Cabot St
Beverly, MA 01915
(978) 922-9333

Kame Restaurant  

Categories: Japanese, Sushi Bars

4 star rating
 Update - 8/6/2009  
Just an update, Kame has brown rice sushi now. If you're into that kind of thing.

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  • 4 star rating
    7/12/2007

    I think Kame is reasonable Japanese food - but I think it used to be better. I think that 3 or 4 years ago things seemed a bit fresher and tastier - however, Japanese restaurants are not all that common around here. I like Dabin in Lexington - but that's a little far.

    Kame does the job in a pinch.
    ___________

    I'm moving Kame back up to 4 stars - I had some of the best yellowtail sashimi ever there a couple of nights ago. Everything was really good. They are on an upswing!

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55 Ober St
Beverly, MA 01915
(978) 921-4708

Captain Dusty's  

Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt

4 star rating
 8/6/2009   First to Review
Conveniently located in Lynch Park, similar to the candy displays at CVS, guaranteeing begging from the small people. And the ones that are not so small that are still trying to get into my wallet.

Good ice cream, nice fresh cones. I like their mint chip especially.

This location also serves burgers dogs and various fried thingies. I steer clear of all that. . . just the ice cream please. Even if I hadn't had dinner, I'd rather make a dinner on ice cream than venture there.

They also sell those nasty popsicles shaped like spongebob that turn little kids mouths weird colors.

Ah well, I know, I know. . .give the people. . .the little people. . .what they want. . . . ..

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1000 Arlberg Ave
Girdwood, AK 99587
(907) 754-1111

Alyeska Resort  

Category: Parks

5 star rating
 8/6/2009 1 photo  
I didn't actually sleep here, but I snuck in to use the wifi.

Is that kind of like, "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV." ?

Probably, but I'm giving a prescription anyway.

Stay here. Do stuff. This place is the bomb. Huge. New. Gorgeous grounds. Beautifully appointed, yet warm and inviting, interior: dark wood coziness. Full service spa. Hiking and views in the surrounding area to satisfy every fitness/adventure level in the summer, and I hear, though have not experienced: amazing skiing and winter adventures to be had.  

Next time I'm in Girdwood and not otherwise accomodated. . . .I'm there.

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118 Lindblad Ave
Anchorage, AK 99587
(907) 783-2922

U.S. Postal Service  

Category: Post Offices

5 star rating
 8/6/2009   First to Review
Yeah, I actually think it's sort of lame that I review Post Offices, but I do when they strike me.

This one struck me as new, clean, organized, cheerful (or, I guess the attendant was cheerful anyway) - and really big for such a little town. So i'll add.. . spacious. I mailed two letters, bought regular stamps and postcards stamp and envelopes.

It went smoothly.

I was the only one in there.

I like it when that happens at the post office.

I forgot to take a picture. Sorry.

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