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I wandered Salem, weak and weary,
groupon clutched in my small hand,
past the roving groups of tourists
and the drunken one-man-band,
I thought of witches, Halloween, and Edgar Allen Poe,
As I wondered: carnitas, beef or chicken,
In my Burrito Bowl?
The Comida Groupon, it expires tonight.
This place looks decent, I'll not despair.
with coupon, cheap eats for three days hence;
With this treasure will I feast there.
Tex-Mex food, it all was good,
Fresh hot sauce tickled tastebuds fair. . .
Its good to know about this place I thought. . .
And then I found the Long Black Hair.
There it was, just sitting there.
In my pile of carnitas, peeking out between the onions,
Partly shrouded in cultured cream: A Raven Hair.
Protruding there.
From whence you came oh Midnight Strand,
to mock me in my appetite?
I imagine locks of black, peeking out beneath a hat -
Perhaps the hairnet wasn't tight?
Alas, or fair tidings, which I cannot say;
A squeamish bone I do not possess.
I just plucked out the offending thread,
(the thread of coal, the beetle tress),
of black from someone else's head.
The food was fine, the food was good,
Sh** happens, whatever, no harm done,
I'd go back there, if I someday could.
But as my memory wanders there
To that Tuesday night, at almost eight -
Before my visage the image there
hovers and won't be swept away. . .
Shimmers there in memory vivid,
despite the decent sour cream,
though the guac seemed fresh and tasty
and the lettuce crisp and green. . .
Though the marinated chicken was
really quite fine and tender. .
carnitas were a little dry,
(but hey if you're on a Mex food bender. . . .)
Though all in all, Comida, fair,
Decent food you did present,
The experience that I had there
Was marred, (though I don't thoroughly resent. . .)
There it was, it's wavy, midnight horror,
In creamy splendor, presented there -
The angst inducing, unpleasant spectre
Of The Ominous Long Black Hair.
There it was. Protruding there.
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