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10929 W Pico Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90064
(310) 474-0102

The Wellesbourne  

Category: Lounges
Neighborhood: West Los Angeles

5.0 star rating
12/16/2010
Damn.  And I thought I was gonna be first.  In any case, I had some time before my movie started, and decided to grab a drink before the cinematic festivities started.  After finding that Westside Tavern was packed to the gills, I remembered reading about this place on Eater LA.  Just a short hop, skip, and jump away from the Landmark (right next to the Gyu-Kaku, in fact), this place was heaps better, with less of a crowd, not as noisy, and to top it off, cheaper drinks (only 9 bucks!).  The bar is divided into three rooms--to the left are a bunch of couches and a fake fireplace; to the right is a foosball table (!), some tall bar tables and chairs, and right smack dab in the middle are wooden banquettes surrounded by real books and the bar.  It was very sparse in the place (hopefully because it was opening day), but the vibe was still pretty awesome.  No douchey doormen, and the bartenders were super nice.  Dressed in old timey garb with a bowtie and pewter tuxedo shirts, they looked as if we had just walked into a saloon.  In any case, the drinks were pretty good.  I had the Harvey Wallbanger, this tasty concoction of vodka, vanilla and anise, and my buddy had some orangey thing that was also pretty delicious.  The beer menu at this point was pretty weak (I remember seeing Bud Light!), but I'll give them a pass since it WAS the first day, after all.  I wanted to linger and try a few more drinks (the Grasshopper looked pretty interesting), but the movie was beckoning.  All in all, a solid first showing.  I can't wait to go back!

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3300 Overland Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90034
(310) 287-0337

Chego  

Category: Korean
Neighborhood: Palms

4.0 star rating
4/10/2010 3 photos
Roy Choi's (or Mr. Kogi, as I like to think of him) first sitdown joint, this place is getting alot of hype, especially after the Food & Wine Best New Chef 2010 profile (http://www.foodandwine...).  Kudos, and well deserved, I'd say, after eating at both Alibi Room and now, Chego.  This place is just down the street from my place, so I decided to roll (!) on over there after bowling night to give it a go.  I was pleasantly surprised at how nice and eclectic the place looked.  Dark walls with a graffiti like mural on one side and bookshelves in the seating area lined with customers' own knick knacks (or useless crap, I like to call it) like old records, cigar boxes, and bottles, apparently (as I overheard the dude behind the counter tell some peeps).  Say hello to the lawsuit when that crap falls on people's heads during the next earthquake!  Anyways, the eclectic theme carries over to the menu with the varied selection of eats.  There are small bites of about 4-7 bucks each, larger rice bowls going from 7-9 bucks, and a single dessert item.  I tried the meatballs, which numbered three to a small bowl, and was, again, pleasantly surprised.  Soft, and packed with heat and flavor.  Damn.  This is how to do a meatball right.   On to the rice bowls.  Since I've been there twice now, I've actually tried 3 of the bowls--the prime rib, the pork belly, and the chicken.  I think they all more or less taste about the same, save for the selection of meat.  The prime rib (or as I like to call it, shoe leather) was a little chewy, to say the least.  If I had dentures, I'd have to take them out to eat this.  Too bad for my dinner companions, though the extra bite to the protein didn't seem to bother them--they complained about it and yet gobbled it all up.  Low rent bastards.  The pork belly bowl, which I got the first time, had some peanuts sprinkled on top and was garnished with fresh thai basil--awesome.  The meat was pretty fatty (it IS a pork belly, after all), though again, I ate it all as well.  Finally, I tried the chicken bowl the second time I went.  It was perhaps the best--sorta a combination of the other two in terms of flavor and protein tenderness.  Not chewy like the first, and not like eating sticks of lard like the pork belly.  The last bowl, the Kimchee bowl, I have yet to taste--maybe next time.  Anyways, each bowl has a fried egg on top, which you break and let the gooey yolk run all over the rice.  Damn.  I think the theme of this place is that you take a mish mash of really good ingredients (a runny egg yolk, thai basil, soft rice, grilled meats, peanuts) and throw them together.  As crazy as that sounds (and looks--it seriously looks like somebody's thrown up in the bowl after you mix all the stuff together with the yolk), it tastes great.  Though I haven't tried it yet, the same goes for the dessert.  I mean how wrong can you go if you throw together a brownie, chocolate sauce, caramel and marshmallow whip?  

Oh, some other things.  This place is quintessentially Asian--cost savings at every corner.  No hostess to seat you.  You basically eye people down and ravenously stare at them until they get uncomfortable and leave.  There's no beverage service--you pay for your soda and go around the corner in the back and get it yourself.  And there's this weird thing that happened the second time I went.  Apparently the kitchen got overwhelmed with orders and actually STOPPED taking orders for about 10 minutes.  We stood there just waiting, staring at the cashier person while he silently stared back at us.  Awesome.

Bottom line--4.5 stars.  4 for the food, and a half a star for the availability of sporks as a utensil.  SPORKS!

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8664 Venice Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90034
(310) 837-8420

Right Solution  

Category: Auto Repair

4.0 star rating
8/13/2009
Call me a reluctant fan.  I came here after my rear window glass refused to participate and didn't roll up, just sitting there, exposing the fine leather in my car to the elements.  If I were in East San Jo, I would have ghetto'ed it up, using a black plastic bag with some duct tape to cover the gaping wound and would have felt just at home.  But seeing as how I was driving around Beverly Hills and the like, I guess I had a reputation to maintain.  So I fired up the trusty 'ol iPhone and searched for places nearby that repaired European cars.  Turns out this place was a mere 2 miles from home, so I stopped in there and decided to give it a go.

The guy who came up to greet me was nice enough, and gave me what sounded like a fair estimate.  He gave me the worst case scenario and best case scenario, how much it would cost, and how long it would take.  Fantastic--300 smackeroos to fix the stupid rear window regulator (damn German cars and their finicky parts).  He said that he would try to finish by the end of the day, and told me he would call when it was done.  Feeling satisfied, I was suddenly met with the realization that I had no way of getting home.  Although the guy offered to give me a ride, I decided to walk home.  

The entire fix took about 2 hours, much quicker than I had expected.  This time, I did it right and took the bus (yes, the damn bus.  Shameful, I know.) back.  Everything seemed to be working, and the rear window was now fully functional.  Somewhat expensive at around 350 bucks (that's like a full moonlighting shift!), yes, but I guess you have to pay to play.

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1143 Story Rd
San Jose, CA 95122
(408) 288-9771

Lemon Grass Restaurant  

Category: Vietnamese

2.0 star rating
6/9/2009
Finally, a restaurant review free of pharmaceutical sponsorship.  I guess you can probably tell, considering it's not in LA and is, in fact, in a fairly ghetto part of San Jose.  Don't let the new construction fool you, however.  It's all a facade.  East Side San Jose is still East Side San Jose--look at the Vietnamese/Mexican thug milling around the parking lot the wrong way and you'll soon find yourself the victim of a random senseless shooting.  Anyways, I ate here a few weeks ago when I went home to San Jose to see my grandmother, who was visiting from Australia (yes, Australia.  It's a long story).  This is an odd place--it's apparently a French-Asian fusion joint but the mixture of food choices on the extremely ghetto menu (paper photocopies with food stains and staples) also included weird Italian choices.  Shrimp scampi with pasta?  Beef Osso Buco in Red Wine Sauce?  Yikes.  Somehow they seem out of place next to the spring rolls and seaweed salad with fish sauce.  But that's just me.

Anyways, the food that we actually had was pretty good, I have to say.  The aforementioned seaweed salad was light, complex with varying textures.  The fish sauce it was soaked in was tangy and sweet and not overly smelly.  The papaya salad was similar, and tasted fresh.  We also had some grilled steak with seasoned rice, deep fried shrimp on top of large patties of sweet potato fries, weird fish ball things on a bed of crispy rice cracker with a mayonnaise/aioli dipping sauce that were all surprisingly tasty.  

The food in itself was pretty good overall, surprisingly.  The thing that really brings this place down is the horrendous service, if you could even call it that.  The first egregious error was that the waiter brought out all the dipping sauces (for all of our dishes) all at once.  About 5 little bowls of random things--fish sauce, tamarind sauce, the aioli, etc.  That then made us call them over each time to explain what to do with said dipping sauce.  This of course made them super annoyed, and as such, they never came back to the table to take away any of the dishes after we had finished.  Large empty platters sat on the table taking up valuable room.  And lest I forget, this was the service that we got even after being personal friends with the owner.  I shudder to think of the (lack of) service that one would get as a random customer.

Overall, 3.5 stars for the food, -1.5 for the service.  Would I come back?  Definitely not.  There are better Vietnamese places around San Jose (hello, Vung Tau!) with impeccable service and better food.  So unless you're jonesing for some nice Vietnamese cooked osso buco or pasta (and a likely case of diarrhea), I'd steer clear of this place...

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217 Broadway
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 576-3030

Copa d' Oro  

Category: Lounges
Neighborhood: Santa Monica

4.0 star rating
5/12/2009
The first thing that you'll probably notice about this place is that it's like a cave.  No, no bats nor musky smells, but there is so little light you almost need a lantern or a candle to make your way through this place.  Contrasted with the spectacularly radiant sunlight from the nearby sunny beaches of Santa Monica, this place felt like a dungeon.  Thankfully, it was pretty spacious inside.  I came here for the 5 dollar happy hour old-timey drinks, and made the poor strategic decision to come on a Friday afternoon.  Of course, it was packed, with people hanging all over the place.  There was quite the selection of drinks, ranging from Pisco Sours to classic daiquiris (not the slushy frozen strawberry crap), and all ringing in at an affordable 5 bucks.  There were some sandwiches to go with the drinks, which weren't anything special, though for some reason, I found them absolutely delicious.  I guess that was my hungry stomach talking.  Tuna, Ham and Cheese and a veggie version, going for around 6 or 7 a pop.  I know, that's ridiculous for a basic sandwich that any monkey could make at home, but hey, this is Santa Monica.  

All in all, good and tasty old timey drinks in a moody and interesting location.

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3780 Keystone Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90034

UCLA Keystone Apartments  

Category: University Housing
Neighborhood: Palms

5.0 star rating
4/20/2009 First to Review
I've been living here for about 4 months now, so I can probably give a pretty good, evidence based review.  The best thing about this place is the rent.  Yes, I'm still poor and like things that are cheap (except for booze, which will give you a headache).  I'm currently paying 1095 for a 1 bedroom apartment.  While that figure in itself will probably sell most people on signing on the dotted line, it also includes free wireless internet and cable TV, courtesy of those Nazis at Time Warner.  So yes, a sweet deal made even sweeter.  Other good things about this place--there's a woman that comes by that cleans the hallway.  I'm pretty sure she works for UCLA though I haven't completely ruled out the possibility of a homeless woman sneaking into the building with nothing better to do than clean up after grown men and women.  They also have pretty cheap dryers and washers (1 dollar for the washer and 75 cents for the way-too-hot dryer) on each floor, a garbage chute, and underground parking and gated entry.  Other good things--stone's throw from Culver City and its many joys, right next to McDonald's, for all you fatties, and across the street from Red Mango, Versailles, and the freezing aforementioned Coffee Bean.  All is not a rosy picture, however.  While the maintenance is convenient and online, it's via a convoluted website.  Worse yet, it usually takes the maintenance people forever to fix things.  No hot water in the shower?  30 days.  Dishwasher not working?  About 14 days.  But again, never one to complain, all this stuff was free.

So where can I apply, you say?  Well apparently, you've got to be a student or connected to UCLA in some capacity.  I'm surprised I'm even eligible, given that I haven't set foot on the actual campus in over three years.  In any case, I can apparently live here for a maximum of two years, or until my fellowship ends--which is next June.  So until then, I'll be wantonly using the free cable and internets to my heart's content.

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8555 Beverly Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90048
(310) 278-5444

Simon LA  

Category: American (New)
Neighborhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood

4.0 star rating
4/20/2009
Hm, I'm surprised as to the middling reviews.  I was foolishly not too excited to come here--right smack in the heart of Beverly Hills with gobs of traffic and unruly snooty pedestrians.  But seeing as how I had never come here before, I decided to be adventurous and give it a go.  As is typical of many of my decisions as of late, the fact that it was free also weighed heavily on my attendance--my meal was sponsored by the fine makers of Aggrenox.  In spite of my initial hesitation, I came away impressed.  Not only with the drug (yes, easily swayed, I am) but also the food.  While pretty pedestrian, I admit, it was also pretty tasty.  Appropriate for perhaps the Munsters, considering the motley crew of people assembled at the table, the meal was ironically served family style.  I had already selected the always amusing oxymoron of giant shrimp as my choice of appetizer, but instead they served two other choices as well (caesar salad and pizza).  Score!  The shrimp didn't disappoint, as I suspected.  In fact, all three appetizers were very tasty.  The entrees came next, with gigantic plates of halibut (with a hint of lemon zest, capers and cumin--yes, I've been watching too much Top Chef and sometimes pretend to be on a QuickFire challenge), beef, and chicken.  Holy gout-and-renal-failure-inducing-meals, Batman!  All were good, though I really enjoyed the halibut, much to my neighbor's dismay, as she somewhat drunkenly slurred that the fish was bland as bland could be.  I ignored her disparaging remark and continued consuming the delightful dish, as she was clearly an amateur in the food tasting department, her taste buds obviously dead and numbed by the ungodly amounts of wine she was sucking down.  The dessert, however, was the pièce de résistance.  Served on a gigantic platter, it contained all the sweets from our long forgotten youth, and all apparently hand made.  Fluffy and light donut balls, a malt shake with 4 straws, a bowl of caramel popcorn with a giant fluff of cotton candy, rice krispies (both chocolate and normal!), two little bowls of sorbet (mango with white chocolate morsels and vanilla with hazelnut), chocolate cupcakes (like those Hostess deals with the little white chain link frosting thing on the top), and Snowballs.  Oh lord, the Snowballs.  Little delectable balls of coconut and frosting covered goodness.  As you could probably tell, I've got a bit of a sweet tooth.  Seeing as how this was free (I told you, a common theme), and that there were only three others seated around this massive tray of sweets, I went to town like a fat kid in a candy store.  All they needed was Pop Rocks or those sugar stick things and I would have been in heaven (albeit one induced by a diabetic ketoacidosis induced coma).

Anyways, I had a great time (with the food).  Bottom line: while the food was pretty simple, it was seasoned and cooked well and was all in all, a solid affair.  Lest I sound like a broken record, I'll just say that the desserts were phenomenal.  Now if I could only convince more pharm reps to have their dinners here...

PS: A tip for the budget minded--park at the Beverly Center across the street.  Valet is a wallet-busting 10 bucks (!) at the Sofitel, so not only is the Beverly Center cheaper, you can also get some free exercise by walking around and getting lost in the parking structure with its confusing maze of escalators.  I ended up paying only 3 dollars, but as luck would have it, felt like a foolish cheap bastard because they actually comp'ed for the valet this time.

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401 N La Cienega Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90048
(310) 659-7708

Sona Restaurant - CLOSED  

Category: French
Neighborhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood

3.0 star rating
4/4/2009
I think those three stars deserve an asterisk, as there were ample reasons for this restaurant to be just meh for me.  This was probably because I was slightly delirious from my moderately severe upper respiratory infection but risked it all to go, because, well, it was Sona.  You can probably come to two conclusions from this--1) a drug rep dinner at Sona doesn't come around too often, and 2) I'm both cheap and poor and will apparently risk my health for a free meal.  Unfortunately, it was, again, a set menu (damn you, cheap pharmaceutical company raining on our parade!).  Boo.  So that means that instead of choosing from the best dishes on the menu, we got a choice of two things...chicken or fish.  Sigh.  You'll notice that they serve these two things at McDonald's, too.  Anyways, the highlight of the meal was probably the unnecessarily long bread sticks (they were literally, like 2 feet long and could have been used as a cane by a midget) that we childishly giggled at every time the guy came by asking if we wanted another stick.  So anyways, I'll refrain from reviewing the food, since it was obviously not the typical stuff that I would think one would get off the regular menu.  As it was, it was, as Yelp designates the three stars, A-OK.

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9540 Washington Blvd
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 838-3131

Gyenari - CLOSED  

Category: Korean
Neighborhood: Culver City

4.0 star rating
Update - 4/4/2009
I came back the other day.  While yes, the food was the same fatty DFG (deep fried goodness), it was still all good.  I've got to comment on those ribs again, because dang--they're really filling.  Again, had only two of the four, and I was burping up porky smelling/tasting gas the entire night.  So if you're poor and need something to fill you up, get these ribs.  Oh, and that beer was just as cold.  So cold, in fact, that the mug was all frosty on the outside too.  Good times.

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  • 4.0 star rating
    3/27/2009

    If I could do half stars, this would have received a solid 3.5 stars, but seeing as how I'm in a particularly generous mood, I decided to bump them up to 4.  Yes, I'm a giver.  In any case, I came here for happy hour a few days ago and was pleasantly surprised.  You'll be immediately greeted by an attractive woman and an even more attractive lounge/bar area with comfy little booths and couches, all swathed in soothing, soft gray microsuede.  I guess they were going for the industrial factory look, as it looked, like, well, a factory with exposed pipes and stuff up top.  It was an interesting mix of people too.  Off to our right were a few tables of black dudes and dudettes.  To our left was a large group of somewhat flamboyant men (Gasp! We also spotted one of the attendings there, but I'll keep his identity a secret, for now).  Off in the corner were two homely looking hippies getting their drink on.  And there we were, busily stuffing our faces.  Which takes me to the food.

    The happy hour menu was surprisingly extensive, with a good list of 4 dollar appetizers, ranging from chicken lettuce cups (the chicken was rock hard and overly dry.  Boo.) to crunchy shrimp mousse tacos (decent, too shrimpy for my taste) to pulled pork sliders (I could have eaten 20 of these.  They were mighty tasty).  While this seemed nice and light, we also unfortunately ordered some garlic chicken wings and some ginger ribs.  Holy moses, these things were an interventional cardiologist's dream--just looking at them, I thought I was going to have a massive coronary.  Never one to disappoint, I of course plowed on in.  While yes, fatty, they were also pretty good.  The wings were crispy, tasty, and perfectly seasoned, if a tad oily.  The ribs, on the other hand, were fall off the bone tender.  The only problem is that not only were they dredged in a super fatty sauce, but they were battered and deep fried!  Where's the Crestor when you need it?  In any case, the next time I go, I'll probably order them again, only because they were really tasty and super high yield--4 bucks for a plate of wings or ribs (of which you can only really eat one or two anyways)?  Sign me up.

    The other good thing about this place was the ice cold Hite beer.  They came in little steins that while I wish they were bigger, were super ice cold.  Now that's the way to serve some beer.  Other options on the drink list were a little bottle of soju (6 bucks), as well as 2 dollars off of the normal drink list (which is ridiculous when the drinks are normally 13 bucks.  No wonder everybody was drinking beer or soju).  Anyways, none of this was really particularly Korean, but who's to complain when you have deep fried goods costing 4 dollars and 3 dollar ice cold beers?  Not I.  Anyways, chalk it up for another solid happy hour joint in Culver City.

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10401 Venice Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90034
(310) 842-9330

Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf  

Category: Coffee & Tea

4.0 star rating
Update - 2/13/2009
OK, I retract my two star review.  I'm back here, with a cozy sweater, and a hot beverage in hand, and am of course, not shivering like I was last time.  It seems as though they've also turned off the dang air conditioner and maybe even let some heat trickle out of those vents.  It's nice and comfy today, without the homeless milling about nor the annoying pre-pubescent teens giggling like rittle Japanese school girls.  It's actually pretty empty, except for me and some other random chick in the corner.  So, 4 stars for being close to my apartment and the free, unlimited (I'm talking to you, Starbucks!) Wi-Fi.

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  • 2.0 star rating
    2/9/2009

    Yeah, I did it.  Two stars.  It takes alot to get two measly pathetic stars in my book.  As many know, I have low standards (to not get disappointed) and as such, this place was, like crack, wack.  No, they didn't pee in my coffee nor did they give me infectious diarrhea.  When I go to a coffee shop, I expect to sit comfortably at probably 70 degrees and basically not shiver or sweat.  Well, this place failed to achieve even the most basic of my needs--I was literally shivering.  I'll be completely honest and admit that I was drinking an iced coffee but hell, shouldn't that be accounted for?  Good grief, I know we're in LA and all, where it's hot as hell all the time, but on the days that it's not, do you think you can turn down the dang AC?  It was probably 60 degrees in that place, and on a rainy weekend, no less!  The only hot thing were the drinks.  There weren't even any hot, cute, or even passable chicas to look at.  Nope, just what looked like homely, misshapen spinsters.  All in all, cold, and filled with strange looking neighborhood folk that could have been mistaken for the homeless.  Ack.

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