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"Yelpin all over the world"

Review votes:
43 Useful, 30 Funny, and 25 Cool

Compliments You're Funny (2) Thank You (2) Just a Note (1) Hot Stuff (5) You're Cool (2) Write More (1)
Location

San Jose, CA

Yelping Since

June 2008

Find Me In

Willow Glen

My Hometown

San Jose

When I'm Not Yelping...

Teachin beezies how to make paper stacks!

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because I tell it like it is; I'm very no nonsense...

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.perezhilton...

The Last Great Book I Read

Pillars of the Earth

My First Concert

NKOTB...seriously

My Favorite Movie

right now...Old School, cause me and Frank have so much in common

My Last Meal On Earth

Rib Eye Steak, onion rings, and a salad with rasberry gorgonzola dressing

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I watch wayyyyy to much TV.

Most Recent Discovery

Tricks at work.

Current Crush

Hot guys with 5 o'clock shadow!

Recent Reviews

48 Reviews

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201 S 2nd St
San Jose, CA 95113
(408) 998-3300

Camera 12 Cinema  

Category: Cinema

5 star rating
 9/3/2009  
10 movies for $60 dollars!  Woot Woot!  I love this place free parking, recent titles and indie/foreign flicks, and its never packed!  I'm hooked!

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1384 Lincoln Ave
San Jose, CA 95125
(408) 998-8704

Opa!  

Categories: Greek, Mediterranean, Vegetarian

5 star rating
 9/3/2009  
BOMB Gyro...OPA fries are fabulous.  Food here is fast and so delicious.  Only thing is its about the size of a walk in closet.  Take it to-go!

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22 N Almaden Ave
San Jose, CA 95110
(408) 279-0134

Los Cubanos Restaurant  

Categories: Latin American, Cuban

5 star rating
 3/3/2009  
I highly recommend lunch on Wednesdays...get the special; Roasted Chicken.  Order a pitcher of Sangira. Flirt with the hot attentive waiters...delicioso!  It's kinda hard not to...just sayin.

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8359 Elk Grove-Florin Rd
San Jose, CA 95126
(408) 509-1366

Two 2 Tease  

Category: Adult

5 star rating
 1/31/2009  
Hands down the best adult party host. Shawnette is very accommodating to whatever you needs are!  Very professional and informative but at the same time playful and fun.  We had all walks of life at my party from conservative to freak status...and she made them all feel at ease.  We had a fabulous time...thanks for putting up with us Shawnette; your a doll!

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2159 Filbert St
San Francisco, CA 94123
(415) 440-6420

Sheila Kelley S Factor  

Category: Dance Studios
Neighborhood: Marina/Cow Hollow

5 star rating
 1/21/2009  
Hell yeah who doesn't want to get hot and sweaty. Loved the lesson on working the floor and walls or any friggin surface (in my case a sofa, love seat, and ottoman; yeah your girl was all over the place). Performed to Portishead (Glory Box) during a Saturday night living room dance off. I think I got my own BFF's motor runnin. She was still talkin about my S Factor skills 3 days later. This is something fun and different. Definitely worth a try.

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1590 Berryessa Rd
San Jose, CA 95133
(408) 453-1110

San Jose Flea Market  

Categories: Shopping, Farmers Market

5 star rating
 1/20/2009  
Drink beer,  furnish your whole house, buy a belt buckle with your name written in rhinestones, and buy an oldies or high energy CD; all  for under $1000!  SHIYATTTTT!  End you day at the The House of Pizza and you are the epitome of San Jose ghettoness.  That's what I did on Sunday!  LOL  The Flea is a SJ staple you haven't really lived in San Jose without a trip here.

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1705 Automation Pkwy
San Jose, CA 95131
(408) 678-2150

Costco Wholesale  

Categories: Grocery, Beer, Wine & Spirits, Tires

5 star rating
 1/11/2009  
SCORE!  Wii Fit sold out everywhere, I picked it up no prob here!   WORD!!!!!!

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320 N Capitol Ave
San Jose, CA 95109

Mi Pueblo Food Center  

Category: Grocery

5 star rating
 1/7/2009  
This is my favorite place in my hood to grocery shop. Hey, any place where I can shop and eat is good in my book.  All the staples can be found here.  Fresh and affordable.  Staff is super friendly and helpful.  BTW I don't speak spanish and it's never been a problem here!  The store itself is very clean and tidy.  In house Taqueria...HOLLA!  Try the Al Pastor tacos, super good.   I thought is was super cool that they sell gift packs of tequlia that include the Squirt!  Oh yeah by the store made chips, you wont be disappointed!

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2531 Newhall St
Santa Clara, CA 95052
(408) 244-0293

The Ballpark Sports Bar & Grill  

Category: Sports Bars

4 star rating
 1/6/2009  
Clearly I am a fan of the dive bars.  This place is no exception.  It's a local hang out.  Drinks are strong and service is decent.  They have a jukebox, pool table, tv's, and my favortie (drum roll).......SHUFFLE BOARD!  Yep, minus one star for closing at 12am.  WTH???

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78 E. Santa Clara Street
San Jose, CA 95113
(408) 288-5252

Dive Bar  

Category: Dive Bars

4 star rating
 1/6/2009  
The bouncers are RUDE...minus 1 star.  The bartender is hottie (Angela).  The drinks were just right.  The music was good.  The crowd was equal opportunity.  Thi place kinda reminds me of the Temple.  I will be back.  Oh yeah..the bathroom is a little strange; 1 stall and one toilet out in the open.  Huh...wonder what thats about...

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13 Compliments

  • Just a Note

    Just a Note hey lovely lady... just wanted to say hope you're well... just… More »

  • Write More

    Damn it!!!  I remember this day!!!

  • Hot Stuff

    Like a strip of bacon frying over an open fire, you're seriously sizzling.

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