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San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceDecember 2008
Things I LoveFarmers' Markets, labradoodles, ramen, Dasani water, air freshener, autumn
Find Me Inmy castle in the clouds
My HometownThe "OC"
When I'm Not Yelping...I'm probably eating.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI have the same job title as Barack Obama did pre-White House
My Second Favorite Website The Last Great Book I ReadHardboiled Wonderland and the End of the World by Murakami
My First ConcertCeline Dion. Back when she was like, good.
My Favorite MovieThe Sound of Music
My Last Meal On EarthStrawberry Shaved Ice with Condensed Milk
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I kick butt at video games.
Most Recent DiscoveryRice Pudding
Current CrushMy dog. He spoons with me.
San Francisco, CA 94111
(415) 834-9778
Ciao Bella Gelato
Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighborhood: Embarcadero
San Francisco, CA 94133
(415) 981-6300
Eat, Drink and be Gamey Yelp Elite party @ Players
Category: Local Flavor
Neighborhood: Fisherman's Wharf
Seriously, by the time I've racked up enough tickets to get the smallest prize, I've spent like $20 on the tokens. So thank goodness for Yelp and Players for having FREE GAMES, because I'm broke right now.
My friend and I tried to one-up each other on everything: getting tickets, basketball, ice hockey (he beat me 7-1) and skee ball. I held my own for almost everything except ice hockey and buck hunting. As an OC girl, I just didn't have the hunting experience and didn't know that duh, you have to reload your shotgun after every shot.
Good food, fun times. A great time for my inner child!
(415) 310-1193
Barkin' Good Times K9 Hospitality
Category: Dog Walkers
Neighborhoods: Hayes Valley, Civic Center/Tenderloin, SOMA
She now comes 4 days a week ($20/day for 6 hours of being out and about!) and my pooch LOVES it. He doesn't even look back at me when she's leading him towards her car. He's so tired at night that he won't even run over and wiggle his butt when I come home from work. Amazing!
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11/4/2009
First to Review
I had the good luck of meeting Michaela at Crissy Field, where my dog and I were romping around one morning. She had a wide range of dogs in her group, and when my pup wanted to play with every single one of her dogs (including Violet, THE most adorable little pug in the world), I asked her what her dog walking business was called so I could Yelp her when I got home.
She gave me her card and told me that she actually isn't a "dog walker," but instead more like a doggy daycare, since all her dogs are out playing for 4 hours (not including travel time). They spend a few hours at Crissy Field, then head to Golden Gate Park for the rest of the afternoon after a short break.
This seemed too good to be true, so I asked her about pricing, and she said that for 1-3 days a week it was $25/day, and for 4-5 days it was $20/day.
She's really great with all the dogs - she uses positive reinforcement and is never harsh with the dogs when they play too rough. My cowardly dog is now wading elbow-deep into the ocean, whereas before he met her, he'd run away from the waves. She's also helping with his recall, and I must admit that he's better at coming back when called.
Michaela also calls and lets me know how Huckleberry did during the outing, and who he played with (Violet is now his new BFF, and she's probably the size of his head). Huckleberry is excited to go for his daytime outing now, and he comes back clean (even after playing in Crissy Field).
Best of all, my dog is TIRED when he gets home, and he's almost NEVER tired. Actually, he's more than tired; he's exhausted and absolutely pooped. She picks him up around 9 AM, and drops him off around 4 PM. For $25/day, you can't go wrong.
So, thank you thank you thank you for being able to wear out my energetic labradoodle for $25/day!
San Francisco, CA 94121
(415) 666-0777
Star East Hair & Beauty
Category: Hair Salons
Neighborhood: Outer Richmond
My parents both have a huge ton of extremely thick, coarse, naturally wavy hair. Suffice to say, I won't have to worry about balding anytime soon, and every time I go to a hair stylist, they take one look at my hair and exclaim, "Oh my, you have a LOT of hair!" When I told my dad about the idea of getting my hair straightened, he said, "Oh, is it because you have really fluffy hair right now?" Yes, thanks to your (plural) genes.
So, I scheduled an appointment and booked a 4-hour slot with Joe. He told me that he normally doesn't do any perm jobs in the afternoon, but he would make an accommodation for me since I had work and could only take off afternoons. I called him to confirm that I had an appointment since I made it a few weeks in advance, and he told me that if I wanted to show up a little before 3 (my time), he could start working on my hair sooner.
I showed up around 2:30 and was promptly seated and scrutinized. He reaction to my hair was what I'd expected: "WHAA you have a LOT of hair! CURLY HAIR!" He told me that I should get it straightened pronto, and then it would be easier for me to grow my hair out long (it's a little past shoulder-length right now) and then do a digital perm, which I'd like to try at a later time.
SO I sat in the chair for 4.5 hours while they put the solution in my hair, rinsed it out, straightened it in small sections, and then got another solution in my hair. I went through a stack of about 6 magazines, and Joe told me that next time I could bring my laptop and use their free wi-fi or watch DVDs. Too bad I came straight from work, otherwise I would've brought season 3 of The Girls Next Door.
The total perm job, plus a minor trim at the ends, and a free bottle of leave-in moisturizer (for my first time) cost me over $250, including tip. At first I was like, WHAT?! But then I figured it out: Joe spent about two hours on my hair alone, just straightening the different sections with 3 different flat-irons, explaining that each one was made of a different type of material and served a different purpose. It was super labor-intensive. Plus, the perm is permanent, or at least until the rest of your hair grows out and it looks funky.
He instructed his assistants to leave solution out of the roots, so it would look more natural and I could part my bangs any way I wanted to, and he also used a lighter solution on my tips so they wouldn't fall stick-straight and look like a wig. Really considerate, I thought.
The only star off is for his assistants: they weren't very nice throughout the 4.5 hours that I was there. I don't think they knew I understood Cantonese, and when Joe told one of them to bring me another bottle of water, she kind of snapped, "She already got one." Joe told her to get me another one, since I'd been sitting there for over 3 hours at this point, and she did. Joe explained that he was speaking Cantonese, and when I said that I could understand, he had a surprised look on his face and responded with, "I'm glad we didn't say anything bad! Haha!"
I love my hair now. I wake up and I have great hair. I don't even have to blow-dry it to get it to fall in place! So, Joe, this 200th review is for you!
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 597-5546
Jamba Juice
Category: Juice Bars & Smoothies
Neighborhood: SOMA
Biggest mistake of my life going on my lunch break (it was like 1:30), because the line was up the wazoo, and even though there were 2 or 3 cashiers open, they could not figure out for the life of them, how to input some coupon in (which everyone happened to have). The managers were trying to help, and it was like a bubble of confusion + impatience from the people wanting a smoothie. On top of that, the service wasn't very friendly. I'm sorry, but I've worked service jobs and retail jobs, and you can't just give a sour attitude to people just because you don't feel like being there.
I didn't really want anything else, since a smoothie would've just hit the spot for me, so I stuck around and waited another million years, and ran out as fast as I could to get back to work. Boo for not getting to enjoy my smoothie in the sunlight.
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 774-8886
One Rincon Hill
Category: Real Estate
Neighborhood: SOMA
Henry Odiase, one of the front desk agents, needs to be fired.
He works Thursday and Friday from 3-11 PM, and on weekends from 7 AM - 3 PM. When I know he's working, I dread going through the lobby. In fact, I try my best to either a) stay home, b) stay out, c) take the very, very slow service elevator, or d) pretend I'm busy on my cell phone texting or talking, even though I get zero reception through that area.
He hits on a lot of the women and makes them feel super uncomfortable. He winks at my friend, and she's absolutely appalled and tries to run out the door as fast as she can. He's tried to ask me out and after I said no, he's been ignoring me, even when I walk through and need help opening the door because I'm carrying packages or bags. One time, I walked out with a guy friend, and he snapped at me, "Is that your BOYfriend?"
Wait, I'm sorry, aren't you MARRIED with KIDS? Yes, you are. Try to remember that please.
He's absolutely rude to some people - just flat-out rude. He chats on his cell phone very, very loudly when working, and just ignores people, even guests. I've had others in the building tell me that they're embarrassed for their guests to come visit.
It's amazing how many people dislike him - I found out by just waiting in the elevator lobby for the elevator, and people were asking me if I'd had a bad experience with Henry too. Why, yes, I have!
So, management, please do something about this. We pay $$$$ to live here, and we don't need to feel uncomfortable in our own home.
On a side note, the maintenance staff is pretty good about fixing things relatively promptly. My door wouldn't lock because it was misaligned, but they fixed it within a few days of the inspection, and I can finally lock my door now!
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9/22/2009
An open letter to the management at One Rincon Hill:
You'll notice that this "review update" only has two stars, which is stark in contrast to my previous review of four stars. Why, you ask? Let me give you a piece of my mind. If you have time from your busy day of "taking care of your residents," that is.
Lindsay P. hit it spot on when she said that this "dog-friendly" building is anything but dog-friendly. It's ridiculous that we have to walk our dogs down the hill and down another block to have them stand on gravel, which my dog absolutely hates. When it's hot outside, the stench is unbearable, as the smells from previous dogs' waste waft up into the air. I understand you want to keep your lawns nice and pretty, but I'm sorry, I'm paying upwards of $700+ for my monthly HOA dues, and you can take some of that precious money and use it to replace the grass every so often.
The manager approached me today when she saw my dog (a 70-lb lab mix) water the wood chips on the hill (there used to be a plant or something there, but it was gone, and so it was basically just dirt that he lifted his leg on). She told me to "make sure" my dog made it down the block to go to the bathroom.
When I first moved in, one of the front desk agents told me, in a very unfriendly manner, that dogs were not allowed in the front lobby area, or else. Huh. Really now.
Honestly, I'd like to see you fine me and the other dog owners for making the poor choice of living at ORH and not dragging our beloved pooches down the windy hill to get to the "waste spot." You can't even be bothered to put in a patch of grass anywhere just for dogs, yet you're just so "pet-friendly" and "love to meet" our dogs, right? When my dog has to go, he has to go. I'm not going to stop his piss mid-stream to pull the poor thing down a block and a half to let him finish his potty. It's not that I purposely let him out there, because your plants aren't even good enough for him most of the time. He prefers a nice patch of real grass down at the Embarcadero.
In case you're wondering why I (and others, obviously) am making a big deal about this, it's probably because you don't have a pet. Our dogs are our babies. It's a dog-owner thing that non-animal lovers just don't understand.
One more thing: there's one front desk agent who is an absolute piehole. Despite numerous complaints by numerous residents to the management, he's still there (I'm pretty sure he's the lazy, stuck-up staff that Lindsay P. is describing). Real caring and attentive, that management staff. They're definitely good listeners.
As soon as I get the chance, I'm moving out of this uptight high-rise dump and into a real "home." -
9/2/2009
I was a bit worried when I read all the negative reviews of this place before coming to check it out. I knew I wanted to buy something, so I turned everything over to my realtor.
She set up the appointments and we took a tour, and I'll admit that it wasn't my first choice - the Infinity buildings were at the top of my list, but at the time, their prices were nearly double that of ORH and the square footage was about the same. Totally not worth it.
Upon moving in, I decided that ORH isn't that bad - in fact, it's pretty great. I can't hear my neighbors, the apartment itself (I'm on the 23rd floor) is quiet, even though I crack open the window and leave it like that all day, and the building in general is very quiet.
The valets and front desk guys are super nice and helpful. My only three complaints are of the pool (it's already super windy and cold on Rincoh Hill - why would you put a pool outside there?), "fitness room" (I work for the Embarcadero YMCA, and this is such a terrible comparison), and the location - it literally takes me 40 minutes to go two blocks during rush hour traffic. For God's sake, I LIVE HERE and I'm NOT trying to steal your Bay Bridge spot.
All in all, it's a good starter place for me to live. I wish the neighborhood was more.. neighborhoodly, but oh well. That's what I get for living close to work, right?
Fido Factor
Category: Pets
Neighborhoods: Hayes Valley, Civic Center/Tenderloin, SOMA
So, I logged onto the website, and lo and behold, it's a Yelp-like gem! There are restaurants, stores and even bars that allow dogs inside! On top of that, they have reviews from people who've brought their dogs to the actual locations, so you know you won't get funny looks.
What a wonderful find for dog lovers!
San Francisco, CA 94133
(415) 788-2822
Broadway Cafe
Category: Chinese
Neighborhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill
After my friend pussied out and dragged us to Yuet Lee for the less-than-stellar wonton soup (see: bland soup, noodles that taste like a haybale), I made up my mind to try Broadway Cafe's wonton soup. Saturday night, my neighbor and I were craving a big fat helping of Chinese food, and so we drove down to North Beach to satisfy our stomachs.
There were a few tables open at 7 PM, so we sat, and waited. And waited. Finally they gave us a menu, and we decided to each get a bowl of wonton soup and a rice plate: kung pao chicken for her, braised tofu for me. We also picked out potstickers for an appetizer, and ended our meal with mango pudding.
Wonton soup: FINALLY. A good bowl of wonton soup in the city. Cheap at $4.75, and a huge portion of it. A-.
Potstickers: The skin was too thick, and it wasn't grilled very crispy on the bottom. It had a puddle of juice in the middle, which wasn't bad, but reminded me of those Shanghai dumplings. Pass for next time. B-.
Braised tofu: My new favorite meal. Tender tofu with a delicious sauce, cooked with bok choy (my favorite veggie) and with two mounds of rice. $4.75 for the best thing on earth. A+.
Kung Pao chicken: Not my preference when it comes to Chinese food, so I can't fairly rate this. But it was nice, spicy and again, $4.75 for a big plate of it. B+.
Mango Pudding: Seriously, $1.54 is an amazing deal for fresh, fresh pudding with evaporated milk on top. Want more. Now. A+.
Service: It's a Chinese restaurant. Be warned, and don't expect a lot. C-.
Oh, and it's cash only, so bring those dolla dolla billz.
I just had to rub it in my friend's face that I had amazing wonton soup. So, after receiving hate texts, I promised to go back there with him. We'll definitely try to hit up the happy hour times (3-6, 10pm-1am) so we can get cheaper food. Yum!
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 771-5544
Little Thai
Category: Thai
Neighborhood: Nob Hill
Fast-forward 5.5 years, and here I am, sitting in Little Thai on Polk Street. Cute decor, nice service, and less crowded than Nick's Crispy Tacos, which is what landed us in here. We ordered the Little Thai Salmon and the Pad Thai, and both were delicious. I wasn't a fan of the steamed vegetables that came with the salmon - they were really bland and unseasoned, and I get that you're supposed to mix it with the sauce and stuff, but still. I brought home some leftover Pad Thai, but my lack of a short- and long-term memory caused me to leave it in my purse overnight, and I value my life too much to just risk it and reheat it.
This place is a must-return in my book. Good prices, great food, just overall excellent.
I was completely hungover one Saturday, and since venturing outside my apartment was too big of a chore for me, I decided to look for a really, really good thin-crust pizza. Not like Pizza Orgasmica cornmeal crust (which, by the way, is awesome). I'm talking about really crispy, kind of burnt, super thin crust.
I've seen a couple of Amici's delivery cars around my building, so I decided to look it up and try it. After registering for an account on http://waiter.com (I wish they'd just have their own online ordering system like Extreme or Chico's), I ordered a thin-crust pepperoni pizza, garlic breadsticks and minestrone soup. For delivery, I clicked the "deliver at 8 PM" on the drop-down menu, since it was only 4:00 in the afternoon and I wanted a few more hours for the hangover to clear.
At 4:45, the doorbell rang, and it was the Amici's delivery guy. Puzzled, I told him that my order wasn't supposed to arrive until 8. He looked at the receipt, called the restaurant, and apologized for the pizza. Not wanting to make a big deal of it, I just took it and saved the breadsticks for the next day. I wasn't that hungry yet, but the minestrone soup was delicious, and just a cup of it made me full enough to only have one slice of pizza.
The pizza is eh. I loved the thin-crust, but there was something about the cheese and the little baby pepperonis that just didn't quite add up in my head. Since I ate most of it the next day and it just wasn't the type of pizza that you eat cold, I'm sure that's a reason why I'm rounding down.
Garlic breadsticks were good, but not garlicky enough. Again, I'm sure it would've tasted better hot, but they satisfied my carb cravings.
The other factor in rounding down was for them not checking the delivery time. Thanks, I appreciate the efficiency, but there's a HUGE DIFFERENCE between getting your dinner at 5 PM, and getting it at 8 PM.
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My friend and I were stuck in a training, and when lunch finally rolled around, we escaped and ran over to the Ferry Building, where we first started walking around aimlessly.
Then, we saw IT: the rows of gelato and sorbet.
Not wanting to eat a scoop of gelato with a spoon, I did a little planning ahead and thought about the cold weather outside. So, I decided to order the Cocoa Bella, which is hot cocoa with a scoop of gelato (they give you several choice). I chose hazelnut gelato to go in my cup of hot cocoa, and let me tell you, I fell in love for the first time in my life.
Hot and cold at the same time, with the smooth, rich chocolatey goodness mixing in with slowly-melting hazelnut gelato. I didn't bother with the spoon at all; instead, I just whirled everything together until it turned into a milkshake of sorts, and then sipped as I walked.
Going back pronto for more deliciousness!