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"I want you I need you oh baby oh baby."

Elite 2009

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Location

San Francisco, CA

Yelping Since

January 2008

Things I Love

making religious people nervous, Road Trips, Red Velvet cupcakes, chocolate, hello kitty, tattoos, dinosaurs, pugs, jay-z, cooking, books, science, atheism, feminism, bacon, IPAs, beer

Find Me In

Outer Richmond

My Hometown

Stockton bragging rights include All-American City & Forbes' Most Miserable City

My Blog Or Website

http://nonjeneregrette...

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm a corporate slave to middle aged women.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

You probably shouldn't.

My Second Favorite Website

http://twitter.com/oh_...

The Last Great Book I Read

Zami; Audre Lorde.

My First Concert

Red Hot Chili Peppers, age 13.

My Favorite Movie

Better Off Dead.

My Last Meal On Earth

Bacon.

Most Recent Discovery

Lemon Tarts at Tartine.

Current Crush

blueberry bagels.

Recent Reviews

309 Reviews

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12 Galaxies
San Francisco, CA 94104

Frank Chu  

Category: Local Flavor
Neighborhoods: Hayes Valley, Civic Center/Tenderloin, SOMA

5 star rating
 11/22/2009  
I have had the lucky fortune to witness probably one of the finest moments in San Francisco pop culture...The infamous (?) Frank Chu (seriously, he held 11 people hostage) was joining us at the 100 Years of Struggle event at the Palace Hotel....We had a barbecue for the hotel workers outside, and Frank joined us in the celebration. While waiting for a cheeseburger, I saw Mr. Chu walk up to the grill, look down and grab a hotdog right off the grill and walk away just eating the grilled meatstick. And off he went to the picket line with his 12 galaxies sign (currently sponsored by Laughing Squid for just $100/week!). And there he went to fight the CEOS, the 12 galaxies and Bill Clinton while eating several plain hot dogs through out the evening.

With people like this in the world, and especially more so in San Francisco- these are the reasons I stay here. Isn't life quirky?

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3840 Geary Blvd
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 752-7777

Nizario's Pizza  

Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: Inner Richmond

4 star rating
 11/22/2009  
Thought I should write this while I was still drunk and full.
Oh Nizario's, I am so full. And filled with garlicy fresh pesto and cheese slices to compliment the cheesy delight that was going down with the pepperoni...oh yes.

Sobering up, thanks to you...after all it is the lord's day and what better way to celebrate than say "oh god, this is best pizza ever" while drinking my miller high life (what can i say? i keep it real).

so good, and i will definitely order from here again.

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3420 Balboa St
San Francisco, CA 94121
(415) 668-6056

Sapoten  

Category: Japanese
Neighborhood: Outer Richmond

4 star rating
 11/20/2009  
Yum! Yaki-tori!
REally really cheap.
Pretty slow service.
Delicious and quiet.
Yep, I'll be back!

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2512 Clement St
San Francisco, CA 94121
(415) 221-1628

100% Sweet Cafe  

Categories: Asian Fusion, Desserts, Chinese
Neighborhood: Outer Richmond

3 star rating
 11/13/2009  
this place is a bit interesting.
there's a lot of...interesting foods here.
and parfaits.
and chicken wings.
i don't think i belong here.

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2950 24th St
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 641-0758

El Farolito  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Mission

4 star rating
 11/13/2009  
This is my favourite of the el farolitos!
yummmmm.
carne asada!
quesadilla suiza!
burritos!
beer!
:)

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251 Geary St
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 296-4272

Burger Bar  

Categories: Burgers, American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Union Square

3 star rating
 11/13/2009  
Got here in time for an early lunch, fifteen minute wait.
The decor is really disappointing, it tries to give off a vibe of luxury but honestly beer signs and cheap looking tables tell me differently.
I just went with the American Classic this time around, bacon cheeseburger was really dry. Fries were pretty decent.

I've had so many better burgers here in SF that this isn't worth my time.
Honestly this place is like if fine dining and Applebees had a love child- it'd be Burger Bar.

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2779 Mission St
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 824-7877

El Farolito  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Mission

4 star rating
 11/13/2009  
This place is fantastic.
Amazingly good quesadilla suiza.
Amazing good carne asada burritos.
And it's cheap!
Woooo, i loves me some yummy food.

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2854 Mission Street
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 282-0500

La Traviata  

Category: Food
Neighborhood: Mission

4 star rating
 11/8/2009  
So good! Walked in, thought I was not dressed up enough.

The food was pretty goooood. The chianti was yummy. Service was nice and we got a lovely table.

Friend forgot wallet, and got free ice cream the next night when he went back to pick it up.

I look forward to coming to this place again!

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600 Guerrero St
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 487-2600

Tartine Bakery  

Categories: Bakeries, Sandwiches
Neighborhood: Mission

5 star rating
 11/3/2009  
How the hell have I lived in this city for almost three years now and still have never been to this place?!
The lemon tart here is absolutely to die for.
As are the croissants.
With a yummy coffee and Dolores Park,
It's a great day.

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2884 24th St
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 647-1500

La Palma Mexicatessen  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Mission

4 star rating
 11/3/2009  
Delicious!
I had La Palma cater an event for a CCSF event, and it was really decently priced for what we got:
25 chicken tamales
25 cheese enchiladas
24 mini chicarones pupusas
rice
beans
lots of salsas
mmmmmmmmmmm
Everyone was so happy with it and they were ready to go with the order, and was on top of it- it made my day a whole lot easier!

Thanks La Palma!

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