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"The cake is a lie..."

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Garden Grove, CA

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December 2007

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm touching your mom.

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My Last Meal On Earth

LOTS of soju and really good BBQ tripe.

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2170 W Ball Rd
Anaheim, CA 92804
(714) 635-0063

Mama Cozza's  

Category: Italian

1 star rating
 10/23/2008  
The biggest disappointment from yelp.  ever.

wtf mate? I was expecting decent let alone spectacular pizza.  I make pizza at home that tastes infinitely better.  And why is my pizza better? Because I use salt, pepper, and some spices.  Just basic shit.

It tastes soooooooooooooooooo bland.

If I pay 17 bucks for a pepperoni pizza I want more pepperoni than I can count on two hands.

Service is awful.  Food is awful.  Everything is just awful.  Well the crust is good but what's the use when everything else is ass.

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21215 Hawthorne Blvd
Torrance, CA 90503
(310) 540-8980

Curry House  

Category: Japanese
Neighborhood: Torrance

2 star rating
 9/28/2008  
Quality has gone down over the years and the prices have gone up up up... It's overrated, swarming with kiddies, and service is average.

You have to request for water and they seriously have tamed down the spiciness.  I don't know.  I prefer Mitsuwa or drop the 3 bucks to make it and just do it at home.

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12942 Galway Street Ste. B
Garden Grove, CA 92842
(714) 534-9494

Han Woo Li  

Category: Korean

1 star rating
 9/28/2008  
They let dogs eat at the table...do I need to say more?

what.  the.  fuck.

Not only do they let these flea infested shits eat at the table, they let them eat at the tables where they prepare their fucking dumplings and their greens.  See that tastiness you're tasting? That's called dog hair, dog saliva, and dog shit.

And this didn't occur once.  Twice.  But bloody three times!!!

When we confronted the owner [we usually get it to-go] she said it wouldn't happen again.  But when I'm actually going to sit fucking down and eat at this shit hole is it so much to ask NO DOGS?!  And then the little bitch's owner gets up in my fucking face starting to say all this shit.  This disgusting dirty ass old man who kept winking at me throughout my meal [vomit inducing enough] then decides to start some shit.  And on top of that, the owner doesn't do SHIT.

Fuck this place.

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9872 Garden Grove Blvd
Garden Grove, CA 92844
(714) 530-5756

Jang Toh Restaurant  

Categories: Bars, Korean

5 star rating
 9/20/2008  
Music makes you want to kick puppies.  Food is amazing.  Booze is expensive.  The combos are godsend.

Every time I come here I want to order everything and just pile it on my plate and shove my face in it.  I mean frankly even for a Korean restaurant this place is beyond words.  I felt adventurous and tried the chicken anus and absolutely loved it.  Other adventurous items include chicken feet and cow intestines...but it is sooooo good.  But the more traditional stuff such as the different stews and pancakes make me salivate just thinking about it.

Be warned, their booze is a bit expensive.  I mean 10 bucks for a bottle of soju? Most GG places are $5.  So get the combos...same portions and easily you save $20.

But seriously...you gotta be prepared for the music...it's just the factory cookie cutter K-Pop eunuchs singing about how much they wished they had dicks.

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8871 Garden Grove Blvd
Garden Grove, CA 92844
(714) 638-8396

Céfiore  

Categories: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt, Coffee & Tea

5 star rating
 9/17/2008   First to Review
One of the best fro yo places.

This place just opened and while they are getting their sea legs, they are seriously dedicated to service and quality.  I've been to many many froyo places in my life and for once this place has an organic interior.  Not to mention from top to bottom everything is brand spanking new! Even their power sockets (I notice these things).

The flavors are more vibrant and delicious than your usual places.  I've been to other Cefiores before, but nothing is as consistent and tasty as that place.  It doesn't have that weird filmy crap or an overpowering tartness.

The owner is a local family man who takes serious pride in his store.  Very friendly and he personally stays there all day to perfect the taste and to make sure he only serves top notch product.

Try their Snow Ice (shaved ice, 3 toppings, syrup, and fro yo... it's heaven) and their coffees are better than Starbucks.  I usually drink my coffee so strong it tastes like licking pavement...I consider myself a purist.  But even though their coffee isn't like that I still loved it.

Come visit this place! Support locals while not compromising your taste buds.  It's damn good.

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10441 Stanford Ave
Garden Grove, CA 92840
(800) 275-8777

United States Post Office  

Category: Post Offices

1 star rating
 9/13/2008  
Rude.  Extremely rude.

We stopped getting mail for a week and we knew something was wrong.  It was around bill time.  Also we get massive quantities of crap mail every single day.  Whenever I open the box it's overflowing so obviously it made me suspicious.  I asked if there was a way to check if it was misplaced, etc. and I wanted to make sure our address was right in their database.  I don't know seems like a reasonable request.

"We can't guarantee people will send you mail everyday."

over and over and over.....and over....

thank god for the internet and online billing
it's just a personal preference to have a hard copy also on file

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9828 Garden Grove Blvd Ste 101
Garden Grove, CA 92844
(714) 534-4461

Kim Pharmacy  

Category: Drugstores

5 star rating
 9/13/2008  
The people here genuinely care about you and your well being.  Whenever the insurance company gives us trouble they get on the phone with them and yell at them until you get your meds.

Personal, friendly, and efficient.

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9625 Garden Grove Blvd
Garden Grove, CA 92844
(714) 636-4270

New Star Realty Inc  

1 star rating
 9/9/2008   First to Review
35 minutes late for a meeting time that they picked.

If they can't be punctual with a meeting, why would you trust them with ANYTHING else?

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9944 Garden Grove Blvd
Garden Grove, CA 92844
(714) 636-2090

Sunny Realty & Business Sales  

1 star rating
 9/6/2008   First to Review
Thoughtless, careless, and crass.

Our house is a rent and it's listed.  Fine.  But it's supposed to be appointment only and they're not supposed to be able to walk into our house randomly.

In the middle of my fucking nap I hear these two women standing over me talking.  First off they are DAMN lucky I didn't have my taser.  Second of all, grats on freaking the living shit out of my cousin.  Yea it's great to give my agoraphobic cousin a nervous breakdown that xanax and booze can't fix.

When we called to kindly request to not open a house that you're not supposed to and demand a full tour out of adolescents and mentally unstable people....they BLAMED US!!!!

Fuck you very much.

Thank you very fucking much.  Next time my taser and vicodin will be under my pillow.

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1600 S. Disneyland Drive
Anaheim, CA 92802
(714) 635-2300

Storyteller Cafe  

Categories: Breakfast & Brunch, American (Traditional)

4 star rating
 Update - 8/28/2008  
Place is expensive.  While the food is good, I am not quite sure if it's worth the price.  Well maybe I'm judging it on their $15 bellinis.  It's a bloody bellini give me a break.  

But the price does include the characters to come out and molest you.  I'm sure most kids and people would like that, however furries (if you don't know what that is google it) make me want to vomit and I'm always afraid the people inside those suits are pedos/pervs.  Aside from the buffet it has little to offer for breakfast.  But this place hands down is one of my favorite places to come for a dessert and a glass of wine.

Make reservations for breakfast and peak times.  Try it when you have some extra cash to burn on Disney foods.

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  • 4 star rating
    12/10/2007

    Such a wonderful place to eat at.  It definitely is whimsical but it's not tacky and lacking in flavor like the buffet place inside Disneyland itself.  Very tastefully done with the decor and the characters.  The food selection is amazing and ties in perfectly with the theme.  The only thing I can say is that make reservations xP

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