Category:
Web Design
Neighborhood: Financial District
Category:
Outlet Stores
Category:
Local Flavor
Category:
Convenience Stores
Neighborhood: SOMA
Category:
Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Categories:
Tobacco Shops,
Shopping Centers,
American (New)
Categories:
Desserts,
Juice Bars & Smoothies
"Don't you wish your goy friend was hot like me?"
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Review votes:
830 Useful, 485 Funny, and 546 Cool
El Cerrito, CA
Yelping SinceMay 2006
Things I Lovemacs, scuba diving, cycling, dancing, photography, wine, cooking, eating, paris, france, humboldt county, npr, mini coopers, vietnamese food, dogs, northern california, iphone, s'mores, you
My HometownOakland, Berkeley, Paris, Arcata
My Blog Or Websiteabout.me/callipygian
When I'm Not Yelping...I'm ALWAYS Yelping. Even when I'm not.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsEverything is NOT 5 stars; just everything worth Yelping.
My Second Favorite Website My First ConcertAlso my best concert: BFD4. Featuring Erasure and The Cure among others.
My Favorite MovieChasing Amy, Breakfast Club, Princess Bride, The Crow, Shawshank Redemption
My Last Meal On EarthStrawberry rhubarb crisp with vanilla ice-cream. Shut up, that's totally a meal.
Current CrushGrape. No wait, strawberry!
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CALLER ID: 000000000
ME: [dubious] Hello?
HIM: [excited] Hey!! Aaron! I'm so glad I finally got ahold of you!
ME: Yes?
HIM: I'm calling from DirectBuy. Now I don't want you to get me wrong bro, I'm totally not selling anything. You probably already know all about DirectBuy, right?
ME: Ummm...
HIM: No? I'll tell you all about it. [starts spiel]
ME: [interrupting] This is my cell phone number, which is on the do-not call list, please remove me from your calling list.
HIM: [hurt] Dude!! How come!? This is an invitation to an exclusive grand opening event in Mountain View!
ME: Because as we're talking I Googled "DirectBuy" and the second hit after your website is a ton of bad reviews on Yelp.
HIM: Bad reviews? But what about the good reviews?
ME: There aren't any. Please remove me from your list.
HIM: I'll be the only person you work with, I'll be your direct representative. I want to...
ME: [interrupting again] Please remove me from your...
HIM: [interrupting me back] [click]
Through his thick indian accent, I was totes amused by his excellent usage of American slang and casual banter. Also, I got to write a funny Yelp story.