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699 Sumner Ave
Springfield, MA 01108
(413) 788-8791

Nucci Pizzeria & Ice Cream  

Category: Pizza

1.0 star rating
9/28/2011 First to Review
Back in the day I used to be a regular at Nucci's wobbly-ass table where I would often scarf down several of their "super slice" slices alongside my buddies Orlando and Masir.  I would also frequently order party-sized pies and always enjoyed everything I got.  Then, one day I ordered a large cheese pie and  was given what amounted to a cheese-covered abortion in a box.  After that, my former favorite was at the top of my oft-mentioned "blacklist."

Since then much time has passed.  The place, though it still offers the "super slice," has apparently changed ownership and management.  They've made minor changes to the outside of the building and I've even seen a few commercial on local TV touting their fare.  That all being the case, I thought I'd give an old favorite a try a few days ago when I had a hankering for pizza but wanted something "different" than what I get from my usual haunts.

Before ordering I mentioned to a friend from the neighborhood that I was going to give Nucci's a shot.  His response was to shake his head and say "bad news bears."  In hindsight I should have heeded his warning as the pie that the "new" Nucci's delivered to my house proved to be pretty damn terrible.  It wasn't quite as egregious as the pie that had originally earned Nucci's a spot on my blacklist.  But it was bland and tasteless, things I don't want from my pizza.

Sorry Nucci's, you're still on my "list."

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500 New Ludlow Rd
South Hadley, MA 01075
(413) 539-9990

Anthony's  

Category: Adult Entertainment

3.0 star rating
8/29/2011 4 Check-ins Here
In all my years of visiting strip-clubs I've never really been a fan of the "lap-dance."  Call me crazy, but I don't really visit these establishments for titillation, rather for the aesthetic appreciation I have for the human body.  That said, I've enjoyed several lap-dances at Anthony's recently that were nothing short of incredible.  Apparently some of the young-ladies who regularly prowl the stage at Anthony's realize there is an art to their vocation and their attention to that art is something I can't help but appreciate as well.

Don't get me wrong, this is still a relatively seedy strip-club located in an off-the-beaten-path location.  You will not find four-star accommodations, but black walls, black lights and air-brushed paintings of scantily-clad women.  The building itself is not-all-that large so it can be difficult finding a seat, especially for a group, on a busy night.  But there are nude or nearly nude women on display and I think that's likely to be all that anybody with even a passing interest in an establishment like Anthony's is inerested in.

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7 Old South St
Northampton, MA 01060
(413) 587-9548

Osaka  

Category: Japanese

4.0 star rating
8/28/2011 1 Check-in Here
I've only recently been introduced to the Osaka experience thanks to a visit with a group of friends this weekend.  Admittedly, Japanese cuisine is not something I crave with any regularity, but after two weeks of listening to said friends seductively whisper the word "hibachi" and shout things like "mo' saki fo' yo' body" I was beginning to feel the hype.  And when I slowly stumbled down the long staircase out of the restaurant in a Saki haze I was STILL feeling the hype.

Being a large group we opted to monopolize all of the seats surrounding one of the hibachi-style stove-tops toward the back of the restaurant.  There is plenty of non-hibachi seating inside and outside the restaurant for those with a taste for sushi or anyone just not interested in a show.  But we were there for a show, and thanks to our chef Andy, that is exactly what we got.  He came out swinging his utensils, chopping & flipping our meat, setting the scene on fire and, much to our delight, spraying saki all over the place!  His performance was not only a sight to behold and a joy to participate in, but he cooked our food, including my Filet Mignon and chicken, to perfection, earning many a high-five in the process.

As I said, my order included Filet Mignon and chicken, egg-infused fried rice, vegetables, soup, salad, a beverage, and lots and lots of high-flying saki courtesy of Andy.  The meat, rice and vegetables were delicious, but the salad was take-it-or-leave-it due to an unidentifiable orange paste that served as dressing, and I didn't even touch the mushroom soup.  I would probably recommend trading out the soup and salad for more rice as two of my tablemates did because of a previous Osaka experience where, they said, they'd been skimpy with the rice.  The drink, a Huckleberry Lemonade, tasted more like booze and blue food-coloring than anything resembling berries OR lemonade.  But again, there was a TON of saki.

The experience really rested on Andy's performance, personality and grill acumen, as the other waitstaff were sort of douchebaggy.  They didn't handle questions or special requests well at all and seemed really put off at having to talk to us.  Andy on the other hand was just a beautiful human being and an awesome chef and more than made up for the lack of enthusiasm we were initially greeted with when dealing with the seaters and order-takers.

All told, the interaction with the hibachi chefs is just as important to Oasaka's appeal as the quality of the food is.  Sure, the place whips up some good meat and rice, but meat and rice is just meat and rice.  When it's meat and rice getting flipped all over the place by a really friendly, humorous, fire-and-saki-wielding Asian gentleman is when it turns into something SPECIAL.  Make it a group event and that meat and rice turns into a HAPPENING.

I suppose that makes Osaka something of a "happening joint" as it were.

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864 Riverdale St
West Springfield, MA 01089
(413) 733-5134

Rave Movie Theater W. Springfield 15  

Category: Cinema

3.0 star rating
7/24/2011 7 Check-ins Here
There have been no major cosmetic changes to the theatre since Rave took over for National Amusements.  But there has been a major change in the projection booth as it seems they've upgraded the whole cinema with all new all digital projection.  This is a HUGE change, or at least it would be if they'd fix the in-theatre lighting (which casts splotches on the screen in some auditoriums) and actually CLEAN THE SCREENS so the crystal clear images were being projected onto an unblemished surface.  Really, the digital projection is a huge step up which would only be bolstered by some much-needed cosmetic improvement and maintenance.  Other than that, it's like any other movie theatre; tickets and concessions are ridiculously overpriced, they don't have any room for indie flicks because of all the bloated Hollywood blockbusters, and attention to customer service and the cinematic experience is at a minimum.

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674 Dickinson St
Springfield, MA 01108
(413) 734-6466

Nino's Pizzeria  

Category: Pizza

1.0 star rating
7/18/2011
This place has been getting such good word of mouth lately that I knew it'd only be a matter of time before I tried them out.  Today, my pizza-place of choice happened to be closed, so I figured "this is the perfect time to give Nino's a try."  Before calling I remembered someone telling me they were a cash-only establishment, which is a bit of an annoyance.  So, I called fellow Yelper Emeyesi who confirmed they are in fact cash-only but convinced me that it would be worth walking across the street to the ATM to get cash to pay for delivery.  Then I called Nino's and got the shock of my life...Despite the fact that I live only a few blocks away they couldn't deliver to me.  The woman who answered the phone informed me they only deliver off Dickinson and only as far into Springfield as the Walgreens at "the X."  "You're kidding" came my incredulous response.  But she wasn't kidding.  And I'm not kidding when I say that I won't be attempting to patronize their establishment again any time soon.  No credit AND a super-limited delivery area?  No freakin' way.  I'm only giving them one star because Yelp won't let me give them none.

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1390 Main St
Springfield, MA 01103
(413) 737-7373

Cafe Lebanon  

Category: Middle Eastern

5.0 star rating
1/30/2011 3 photos 5 Check-ins Here
When it comes to restaurants in the city of Springfield, Massachusetts ambiance is not necessarily something that most of them seem to have a handle on.

That said, it's no small compliment to say that Cafe Lebanon, a Lebanese restaurant located centrally in the city's downtown business district, is hands-down one of the most beautiful-but-comfortable eateries in the city.

Seriously...The place is just NICE.  But by the same token, it's also a place where you feel warm and welcome, so that you might relax, be comfortable and enjoy some REALLY fantastic Middle Eastern-inspired cuisine.

My favorite item on the menu is the beef kebab, which normally comes with rice pilaf which I always ask to have substituted with mdardara, a wild-rice dish prepared with red lentils and crispy onions.

The beef is just incredible, brazed to perfection with a garnish of onions and tastes like heaven with a mouthful of mdardara, a forkful of thoum (a garlic paste side) and a bit of pita bread.

I've also tried their lamb dishes (like the lamb kebab and the lamb stew) as well as their fish (the swai is always awesome) and have never been disappointed with anything I've had the pleasure to get a taste of.

Their appetizers, like their perfect spinach pie, the decidedly un-authentic but tasty as all get-out hummachos, and the cheese pie, all get my stamp of approval as well.

Oh, and don't let me forget the bar, which serves up a wide array of tempting mixed drinks, cocktails and special martinis, if that sort of thing is your cup of beverage, OR the belly dancers who perform on weekend nights.

With their flavorful fare and inviting environs Cafe Lebanon is something TRULY special in a Downtown Springfield in DIRE need of special things.

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1219 Parker Street
Springfield, MA 01129
(413) 783-9464

Wings Over Springfield  

Categories: American (Traditional), Barbeque, Cajun/Creole

1.0 star rating
Update - 11/23/2010 2 Check-ins Here
They still have great wings, but they're on my blacklist due to the fact that they decided to remove my address from their "limited delivery area" again.  Where exactly WILL they deliver?  It seems like they favor the colleges and anybody else who is actually a citizen of Springfield can just get bent.  Lame.

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  • 4.0 star rating
    11/19/2008

    There is no other place you should be ordering wings from in the Pioneer Valley with the possible exception of the OTHER Wings Over... location inside the Hangar in Amherst.

    Their wings are boneless and ENORMOUS, and they are available in a mind-boggling array of flavors.  I enjoy the Honey BBQ, the Honey Mustard, the Cajun, the Jerk and a few other flavors.  But if you prefer your wings with the traditional Buffalo sauce they have that covered too, in a variety of strengths.

    Their burgers and fries are solid as well, and compliment the wings perfectly.  I often order a cheeseburger and a large fries to go with the huge tub of wings I'm sharing with friends or family.

    I've been eating in this building for decades (since the '80s when there was a Burger King at the location) so unlike the other reviewer I don't see a problem with the amount of in-store seating they have available if you want to dine-in.  In fact, they've recently renovated the place and made it bit more "swanky" for folks who plan to "eat in."

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214 Dickinson St
Springfield, MA 01108
(413) 739-7300

Felix's Family Ristorante  

Category: Italian

5.0 star rating
Update - 10/30/2010 14 Check-ins Here
Boasting red sauce, ranch dressing and TONS of breaded chicken chunks sauteed in hot sauce, their Buffalo Chicken Pizza is hands down the BEST Buffalo Chicken pie I've ever had!

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  • 4.0 star rating
    8/29/2010 First to Review

    I grew up eating pizza cooked in this building.  For years, the restaurant on the corner of Dickinson and Oakland provided my family with pizza, grinders and other delightful dishes.  I'm sure the place changed owners a few times over those decades.  And there was a period of time during the last owner's tenure where I wouldn't eat here due to an incident that I won't elaborate on here.

    The truth of the matter is that any feelings I may have had about the previous iterations of "Family Pizza" are irrelevant now though.  This is due to the fact that they've been under new management for a hot minute now and are a completely different restaurant than any of the many I'd done business with at this location before.  This, it turns out, is a really, REALLY good thing.

    After eating there a few times recently I'm happy to report that the all new Felix's Family Ristorante may in fact be my favorite restaurant in the Forest Park neighborhood and it's DEFINITELY my favorite of the handful of Italian eateries in the city of Springfield.  This is saying a lot because there's another nearby Italian spot that really impressed me with their fare, but for the quality, and the money, I'm now inclined to prefer Felix's Family Ristorante over them.

    So far their appetizers, pasta, chicken, grinders and pizza have all been sampled and all have been solid-to-impressive in quality.  Their hand-made fried mozzarella in marinara sauce is heavenly.  Their pasta alfredo, paired with an order of their crispy, juicy chicken fingers for a makeshift chicken alfredo is pure gooey, cheesy, crunchy, poultry-y goodness.  Their pizza is fluffy but hearty and loaded with melty cheese and fragrant toppings.  And their cheeseburger sub -- which actually tastes like meat and is imbued with the smokey flavor of flame broiling or char-grilling -- and steak bomb sub -- loaded with tons of shaved steak and aromatic veggies, also smokily grilled -- are nothing short of the best subs I've ever eaten in my life!

    As of yet I haven't enjoyed sit-down dinner service at the Family Ristorante, only take-out service from the window.  But the people who work here are all incredibly friendly and really do help create a family atmosphere that makes you want to sit down and eat.  Oh, and the last time I went in to place an order on a Friday night they had an amazing guitar/accordion duo walking around playing and singing Italian folk songs and standards in the dining room.  These guys were awesome and, despite the crowd, made me wish I was eating in the dining room.

    Whether you're feeding your family, or just your face, Felix's Family Ristorante is the place to do it in the Forest Park neighborhood.

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PO Box 10013
Holyoke, MA 01041
(413) 533-3423

Victoria's Secret  

Category: Lingerie

1.0 star rating
9/2/2010
This place is on the blacklist.  If I could give it no stars I would.  They have the worst customer service and are not couples-friendly at all.  I went in with my lady-friend a few weeks ago.  She had a very specific question about a specific garment.  She asked a clerk her question and without acknowledging my presence in the slightest the clerk just dragged her back into the fitting room and handed her a garment that was nothing like what she asked about telling her "try this on."  After milling around the store (because they have no "boyfriend seating") surveying the scene I saw my lady-friend emerge from the fitting room furious at the treatment she'd received.  We walked out and vowed never to return.  Essentially this place is in the business of selling padded bras and thongs to little girls who would've been considered too young to wear a bra twenty years ago.  Eff this place.

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1500 Main St
Springfield, MA 01103
(413) 731-1200

Hot Table  

Category: Sandwiches

4.0 star rating
3/14/2010 13 Check-ins Here First to Review
I recently began working in the downtown area of Springfield, Massachusetts and have experienced a lot of difficulty finding places to eat lunch.

Last week I decided to stop in at the Hot Table conveniently located in Baystate West...I mean Tower Square...right on the corner of Main Street in the space formerly occupied by Gus & Paul's and before that Friendly's.

I found they offer an eclectic selection of truly hearty pannini-style deli sandwiches with an array of flavorful filling options ranging from traditional to original.

I played it safe and bought a large pannini stuffed with fresh, tasty shaved turkey meat, roasted red peppers, pickles and red onions, on a thick slab of bread slathered in honey-dijon.

Accompanied with a sack of kettle chips it made for a tasty and stomach-stuffing lunch which I wolfed down in record time once tucked safely back in my cubicle.

Of course, if you have the time, you might want to eat in the restaurant itself, which is sleek and stylish but still warm and welcoming (there's a fireplace!) while also being uncommonly clean.

If I have one gripe it's that the place seems woefully understaffed (there only seem to be two people on duty at any given time with one making sandwiches and the other operating the register) which can mean that food preparation and checkout is accomplished at a snails pace.

This can make copping lunch while on a short lunch-break at work a little tough, which I found out this past Saturday when I walked in on my half-hour to find a looooooong line and only one person making sandwiches.

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