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3000 20th St
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 826-7004

Central Kitchen  

Category: American (New)
Neighborhood: Mission

5.0 star rating
5/10/2012 First to Review
If you were looking for a reason to move to the gap between Potrero Hill and the Mission, look no further than the new spot: Central Kitchen.

A new, patio-driven spot on Florida and 20th by the folks that brought us Flour + Water, replete with retractable roof.

The place is small but all the openness gives the impression of a much larger spot.

No liquor, but a nice yet short and extremely interesting list of wines, plus a signature cocktail provides some great. Libations to loosen you up and whet your palate prior to the small yet delicious plates of food.

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The Embarcadero
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 222-6169

SB40  

Categories: Bars, Seafood

1.0 star rating
5/2/2012
Driving by, I see the windows are plastered with decals that say "$1 Oyster Happy Hour: M-F, 5-7"

Me to myself: "That sounds good, I'll go next time I am in town during the week while working from home"

Monday rolls around, "hey, let's head to SB40!"

Arrive 5:05pm on a Monday:  chairs on tables, no one around.

Fail.

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11950 Democracy Dr
Reston, VA 20190
(703) 707-0233

Mon Ami Gabi  

Category: French

4.0 star rating
4/16/2012
Like a number of restaurants in the Reston Town Center, Mon Ami Gabi has a lot of outdoor seating.  What's more, they have extra-wide windows that open up, making the first couple rows of tables like they are outside, as well.  The whole place except for a more private room in the back is practically outside on a nice night.

I stopped in because I was craving steak frites, which happens to be their specialty.  So much so that they have about eight variations of the dish.  Four with a thin steak and four with a filet.  Au poive was the style I went for, which they make with a brandy peppercorn sauce.  Evidently my waiter's favorite, and he was not joking.  This sauce made my thin, medium-rare steak shine.  Even better, however, is when you let the crispy frites soak in the sauce.  I ate far more frites than I intended.

Prior to the main, I ordered the bosc pear and endive salad and a gin martini.  A light affair, great for the warmer weather and served with a nice warm French baguette.  

Sunday nights are now half-price wine night.  Any bottle of wine on their menu is half-price on Sundays.  More restaurants need to do this.  It is such a good idea, and if I lived in the area, I would make Mon Ami Gabi at least a twice-a-month stop, especially while the weather is nice.  There are not many better things in this world than the sweet, sweet combination of good weather, rare steak, and half-price wine.

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743 W Dana St
Mountain View, CA 94041
(650) 960-1677

Cafe Yulong - CLOSED  

Category: Chinese

4.0 star rating
4/16/2012
Not even half a block off of Castro St., this is a gem of a place when everywhere else you want to eat has lines out the door.  I stepped off the light rail and started the Walk of Business Lunch Hunger.  Kind of like a Walk of Shame, but instead of just getting out of there as quickly as possible, you wrack your brain trying to decide what you want to eat that will be quick, tasty, inexpensive, and not crowded.  

At lunchtime, Cafe Yulong has about 10 lunch specials that look like 40 specials because of the varying meat options.  Everything is $8, and that comes w/ soup to boot.  It is good, simple lunchtime Chinese fare, and they are open a good bit pas the lunch hour in case you want to really avoid the crowds.

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420 Emerson St
Palo Alto, CA 94301
(650) 326-0983

Evvia Estiatorio  

Category: Greek

5.0 star rating
4/15/2012
Friends' reviews, Elites' reviews, non-friends' reviews, and enemies' reviews all had one thing in common: eat the lamb.  In fact, I think I saw a vegetarian recommend the lamb.  I would have to back through all 900 or so reviews to figure that out.  If you do, let me know, but until then I will work under the assumption that even vegetarians are recommending the lab from Evvia.  AND THEY SHOULD!  The lamb is a dish you do not want to miss.  You don't necessarily have to order the lamb, but someone at your table does, and you must take a bite.  

The waiter was a bit arrogant, making the bold statement that Evvia served the best food in town.  Well, he may also have been right!  I don't eat everywhere in Palo Alto, but of those I have visited, this is the best.  

When I order wine, especially when I do not know many specific bottles on the menu, I like to create a short list of things that sound interesting.  I was all over the map this time, with French, a couple Italian, and even a Greek wine making the cut.  Waiter recommended and I went with a 1er Cru to go with the lamb.  Damn was that a good choice.  Not only was the wine affordable and excellent, it made a great pairing with the food.  What did you expect, tho, really?  I'm sure you weren't reading this and thinking "oh, that will NEVER work".  So, it wasn't groundbreaking.  It was still a whole lot of awesome in my mouth.

The dessert was good, and almond ice cream is something special.  A good, light dessert after that crazy meal.  It makes a good way to finish off the meal.  You probably want to have it with coffee, although they have a nice selection of dessertifs on the menu.  I did not partake, for once.  Cocktail hour before dinner plus the excellent wine was plenty.

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1800 Old Bayshore Hwy
Burlingame, CA 94010
(650) 692-9100

Hangar Steak  

Category: Steakhouses

4.0 star rating
4/7/2012
On a fellow Yelper's recommendation, headed to this hotel restaurant for Saturday steak night.  We started out with a couple cocktails, one a St. Germaine concoction (evidently, everyone is making St. Germaine cocktails, kudos to their marketing department), and the restaurant's updated take on an old fashioned.  The former was excellent, but my old fashioned was just okay.  Nothing wrong with it, exactly, but I have had a couple recently that blew me away and this was merely good.  I wish I knew what was special about those other ones, because mine sure do not turn out that way.

The corkage is reasonable at Hangar steak, and I really need to thin out my cellar, so I brought along a 2000 Deerfield Meritage from the cellar.  I am a new fan of Deerfield wines and this went amazingly well with the fig and marsala wine sauce covered lamb.  I had come here for steak, but the lamb proved to be the better choice this evening: exactly what I wanted, well portioned, and a perfect pairing.  I want to go back for steak, but would be hard-pressed not to order the lamb -or at least convince someone at the table to order it so I sneak in a couple bites.  Their wine list is adequate but not extensive, so I was very happy with the decision to bring along some wine.

The filet was also excellent, with a salty bearnaise sauce but unfortunaltely not as good a match with the meritage wine. As side items, we had grilled asparagus (good, but nothing special), and some marscapone mashed potatoes.  I definitely need to try making mashers with marscapone sometime, I could have had these as my meal!

The service was prompt, fun, and efficient.  Not much else to say about that.

Thank you so much to JCP for the recommendation on this place.  Without her rec, I probably would have never checked out this airport hotel restaurant, however, this made for a great low-key place to have some good wine and steak.  The place is fairly dark, as well, making it more romantic than one would assume.  There is nothing particularly stand out about Hangar Steak, but if you want to get out of the city to a quieter location and good, quality meat dishes, I highly recommend considering this place.

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39 New Montgomery St
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 284-9958

House of Shields  

Category: Bars
Neighborhood: SOMA

3.0 star rating
4/7/2012
Get here early.  We skipped out from a lot of hot air over at the Moscone center to sit back, relax, and talk about the week.  No problem finding a seat right around 4, but the place filled quickly and then became overcrowded, making it difficult to order drinks #3 & #4.

Good selection of beers, my coworker from Portland was happy with the choices.  I had old fashioneds.  The first was amazing.  The second and third, made by a different bartender, were just okay.  Nothing wrong, but there was some special mojo in that first one.  It could be first drink of the afternoon syndrome, but I don't believe so.  I do like the sour cherries they used for these.

They even made a decent margarita.  I am always suspicious of bar-made margaritas.  I don't know why, I guess if I do not see a specialization in tequila, with a frozen marg machine in the background (even though I never order those) then I just do not truest the place to make them.  I did not order this, but my friend did, it was good and she was happy, so all good there.

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2495 3rd St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 252-2000

Serpentine  

Category: American (New)
Neighborhood: Potrero Hill

5.0 star rating
Update - 3/31/2012
Serpentine never fails to deliver with amazing food at a reasonable price.  This was my third visit (well, more like 6th, but this is the third I'm writing about) was for brunch with my cousin.  We had tentatively planned the wonderful nearby Just For You (which is a great spot) but that was really crowded, so we headed over to Serpentine around 11:15a on a Saturday.  No reservations? No problem, said the hostess as she showed us to the one remaining four-top available.  I don't know what it is, but this place always seems to have one -and only one- table available.

I had the dungeness crab Benedict with crispy potatoes and about died with how  good it was.  The table also had the baked eggs, the country steak breakfast, and one buckwheat waffle for dessert.  Add in a Pimm's cup and Bellini and the rainy day went to blue skies.  Literally.  we can debate about whether it was the food or this crazy Spring weather in San Francisco, but it was rainy when we came in, and blue peeking from behind clouds when we left.

Listed in: SF Classics, Hangin in the Patch

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  • 5.0 star rating
    10/24/2011

    Serpentine is an interesting restaurant nestled in the row of warehouses along 3rd St. in my hood: the Dogpatch.  I want to call this a neighborhood gem -and it is, in a sense- but it's really more of a destination restaurant.  A restaurant with easy parking in San Francisco, if you can believe that.  We headed to Serpentine on a Saturday evening, and though OpenTable would said there wasn't anything available from 7:30 to 9:00, the place was mostly empty by the time we got there.  There were a few couples that appeared to be more at least halfway into their meals.  There were also a couple people at the narrow bar.  Maybe it wasn't quite as empty as I make it sound.  Serpentine has really tall ceilings with uncommon brick walls.

    We sat down and were handed the menus, which come on narrow clipboards, with the pages so well lined up that at first, I didn't see the specialty drink list under the dinner menu.  In fact, I only realized there were two pages because the wine list had all whites on the first page, and lifting it up, I noticed the second page with the red wines.  A few minutes passed, enough time for some comments on the decor and looking over the menu a couple times, and then our waitress appeared.  She was sorry about the time that we had been neglected, even though I didn't realize we *had* been neglected, and ordered a couple of interesting drinks from the menu, mine with a touch of absinthe in it that was devilishly tasty.  When she returned with our drinks, she apologized again and said the first round were on her.  This was an appreciated, though unnecessary gesture as I really didn't feel we'd been ignored.  In any case, we were happy to drink the cocktails and then order wine afterwards.

    For some reason, neither of us were overly hungry, and we chose the soft cow's milk cheese to order for a small appetizer.  This also appeared on the dessert menu, and rightfully so, as it would make a good dessert, just as it made a good appetizer while we sipped drinks and made the final choices.  Even though I had all that time to peruse the menu, I missed the fact that the lamb cheeks were an appetizer and not a main course.  I guess this makes sense, as they would be both rich and relatively small, but I had tentatively decided on them until I realized they were an appetizer.  The menu is listed in, well, a list of all the items but not divided into the common "Appetizer, Salad, Main, Dessert" format.  It's not overly difficult to determine the purpose of an item; I just wasn't paying a whole lot of attention.  

    On another visit to Serpentine, I took a friend of mine that was visiting from out of town.  I do not consider Serpentine to be an overly edgy or avant garde type of restaurant, however, my friend wasn't particularly adventurous and shied away from the drink menu (which is one of my favourite things here) and the better-looking (to me anyway) items on the menu.  Again, the food was solid and we had a great meal before she headed to the airport.

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117 University Ave
Palo Alto, CA 94301
(650) 329-0922

Rudy's Pub  

Category: Pubs

4.0 star rating
3/30/2012
I love this dive bar that is the last stop in town before the train station.  I am not often in Palo Alto, but if I find myself there with 30min or more to go before the train, I am definitely stopping by ~ to pass some time and get out of the elements.  It is mostly what you would expect from a divey bar in a college town, but the people there are -for whatever reason- extra friendly.  There were not too many customers in the joint when I stopped by late on a Tueday night before the 11pm train.  I struck up a quick hockey conversation with a patron at the bar, who didn't really know much about hockey but was polite while I quickly recapped the latest exploits of the Sharks.  

Nearly time to catch my train, I quickly gathered up my things and took off.  It had stopped raining, so I didn't immediately notice that I left my umbrella at the table.  Somehow, one of the bouncers noticed the black, sword-handled umbrella (did I mention my umbrella has this crazy medieval sword handle? it is awesome and I love it) in the dark bar, grabbed it, and then got my attention as I was already pretty far down the block.  I couldn't believe they had seen the umbrella or reacted quickly enough to catch me before I went to the train.  Pretty great and unexpected service!

They serve food, as well, if you are catching something other than the last train heading north.

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412 Emerson St
Palo Alto, CA 94301
(650) 322-2575

The Patio @ Rudy's  

Category: Bars

3.0 star rating
3/30/2012
After a slight redesign, B412 has become.. Rudy's @ the Patio!

Honestly, I did not notice much of a difference during the happy hour time.  There used to be some large booths for loungind along the side of the place, but these have been replaced with some high long tables.  The break in the room that comes down a couple feet from the ceiling has also been covered with a few flat-screen televisions, giving the place much more of a sports bar feel.  Those long high tables make for good viewing of multiple sporting events.

I never had food at B412 and had only been there for special events (Yelp and some wine tasting on the patio events) so I cannot compare that.  I can say, however, that the garlic steak fries are pretty great.  I mean, garlic fries are good anytime, but biting into one of these big, steaming potato-y sticks of garlic dipped in sauce will really hit the spot.

My Moscow Mule was a bit disappointing.  It tasted more like a lemonade with some vanilla in it.  I've decided I do not like vanilla vodka, so if that is your thing, then maybe this will be for you.  The other drinks I had to follow up were all right by me!

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