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"Urban Zen Slacker"

Review votes:
96 Useful, 107 Funny, and 72 Cool

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Location

San Francisco, CA

Yelping Since

August 2007

Things I Love

Jesus, Rainbows, and Puppies.

Find Me In

San Francisco

My Hometown

Hova

When I'm Not Yelping...

I am disco dancing, tourching cop cars, and making meth.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

you shouldn't

My Second Favorite Website

That one with the funny cat pics

The Last Great Book I Read

I don't read.

My First Concert

G.B.H and the Accused at the 9:30.

My Favorite Movie

Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.

My Last Meal On Earth

Anchor Steam

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I shot a man in SOMA, just to watch him die

Most Recent Discovery

a half sheet of acid in my closet.

Current Crush

Orange

Recent Reviews

78 Reviews

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1 S Van Ness Ave
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 701-4500

MUNI  

Category: Public Transportation
Neighborhood: Civic Center/Tenderloin

1 star rating
 10/16/2009  
I took some mushrooms a little while before I got on the Muni once, because I am an idiot.  I was on the 24 and there were these kids in the back screaming at each other, there was a homeless dude who smelled like ass sitting across from me, and the lady driving was pissed off at the world and was taking it out on the horn.  This was the closest I have ever come to a bad trip.  The energy on muni is so damn negative, and depressing.  I hate riding it, and rarely do.  I am all for public transportation, but when you ride muni you come face to face with some realities of what mankind has become, and well, ignorance is bliss, so now I ride a bike.  Sorry muni, I wanna love ya.

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1347 Folsom Street
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 552-8689

Powerhouse  

Category: Nightlife
Neighborhood: SOMA

4 star rating
 10/16/2009  
"Girl, I wanna take you to a gay bar!"
2nd and 4th Thursdays the Powerhouse hosts the best underwear party around.  Bring your booty, and check your clothes at the door.  Friendly studs mix the drinks stiff, and the men in the backroom bring it stiffer.  YEOW!

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3083 16th St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 621-3935

Alhamra  

Categories: Indian, Pakistani, Vegetarian
Neighborhood: Mission

4 star rating
 10/16/2009  
This is the best chicken tikka masala in town.  Leave the crowds at Pakwan, this place is the BOMB.  The atmosphere is no frills, but sometimes they play some crazy middle eastern techno on a little boom box which is fun.

(Dear People of Alhamra, please open up an Alhamra on Cortland avenue, because I deserve it)

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801 Cortland Avenue
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 401-9931

Pay Little Market  

Category: Grocery
Neighborhood: Bernal Heights

4 star rating
 10/16/2009  
It's a liquor store.  When I need some beers I'm glad this is down the block.  Sam and gang have been nothing but cool when I go in there.
-1 star because they don't carry Michelob.

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3224 1/2 22nd st
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 970-9747

OZ Smoking Lounge  

Categories: Social Clubs, Tobacco Shops
Neighborhood: Mission

5 star rating
 9/18/2009  
Can't say I know much about Hookah Lounges, but this place was tight.  I hung out there last night, had a few hookahs, and slayed some brews.  The atmosphere is cool, the dood that worked there was cool, not a bad spot to kick it with your homies.

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81 Gates St
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 920-1999

Plantasia Design  

Category: Professional Services
Neighborhood: Bernal Heights

5 star rating
 9/8/2009  
OK, there are garden designers and then there is James!  My backyard was a disaster, the previous owners hated nature and it was reflected in the poor condition they left the yard.  I am usually a do it yourself type of gent, but after a few weeks of gardening disaster after disaster I decided to give James a call.  Holy Hollyhocks!  In a couple of visits James transformed my Croatian war zone of a back yard into beautiful outer dwelling filled with natures most precious and vibrant  treats.  I now have the best garden in Bernal Heights, and most likely all of San Francisco all because of one man.  James Pendle, the plant whisper.  This man could build a garden in outer space.

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3210 Fillmore Street
San Francisco, CA 94123
(415) 921-4132

Weinstat Marvin C DMD  

Category: Dentists
Neighborhood: Marina/Cow Hollow

1 star rating
 5/27/2009  
IMHO Dr. Marvin Weinstat is the worst dentist ever.  In a nut shell, this man's incompetence cost me a tooth and set me up for months of surgery costing me almost $10,000.  This man should not be practicing dentistry.

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1811 Columbia Rd NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 234-6218

Perry's  

Categories: Breakfast & Brunch, Tapas Bars, Japanese
Neighborhood: Adams Morgan

5 star rating
 4/19/2009  
I'm a tranny brunch expert.  I caught the brunch at Perry's a couple years ago.  It was fantastic!

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628 20th Street
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 626-7386

Retox  

Categories: Lounges, Music Venues
Neighborhood: Potrero Hill

4 star rating
 4/19/2009  
I was the sound man here for a short while.  I learned that the only thing worse than playing in a sh*ty band, is being the sound guy for sh*ty bands.  It was depressing, I heard some of the worst music ever.  The benifit to that is if you are a small band or artist and need a venue to put on a performance,  This place is pretty cool.  It's over in dog patch so that's a bummer if you don't have a car or bike, but that's your problem

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647 Valencia Street
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 552-7788

Elbo Room  

Categories: Bars, Dance Clubs
Neighborhood: Mission

4 star rating
 4/19/2009  
This venue is pretty tight.  They always do a great job with the acts they bring through there.  Always a good vibe with unpretentious peeps.  I just saw Lazzer Swords there, and had a great night dancing with some freak from the East Bay.  This place is really no frills, but the vibe and the people shaking their bootys make it dope.  Obviously this is for the upstairs part.

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17 Compliments

  • You're Funny

    Tranny brunch *expert,* huh? Awesome!

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