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"merTECHlPerformance"

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48 Useful, 26 Funny, and 24 Cool

Compliments Thank You (4) Just a Note (2) Hot Stuff (1) You're Cool (2)
Location

Sacramento, CA

Yelping Since

October 2009

Things I Love

food, liquor, music, design, motorcycles, cars

Find Me In

your hood? your face?

My Hometown

Sacramento , Nor*caL

My Blog Or Website

http://www.myspace.com...

When I'm Not Yelping...

I go around acting like what I'm doing is important , It's not.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

They keep it real , they're to the point , sometimes they're funny ?

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.totalruckus...

The Last Great Book I Read

fuck books

My First Concert

either Weird Al , or Eve6

My Favorite Movie

Napoleon Dynamite

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I like scooters

Most Recent Discovery

being poor sucks!

Current Crush

Debbiecakes

Recent Reviews

137 Reviews

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2256 Arden Way
Sacramento, CA 95825
(916) 649-0556

America's Tire Company  

Category: Tires

1 star rating
 11/21/2009  
Went in yesterday to get two tires put on my rear rims .

Everything seemed fine and dandy , get my car and go , get home to find scratched rims . went back they basically called me a liar and after arguing back and forth got a measly 10% off my bill .

Wake up this morning to go swap my wheel locks (as I run them all on one corner of the wheels center cap emblem) and wala lug stud broken .

I KNOW it wasn't broken when i took it in yesterday , BUT even IF it was broken why did they not pull me aside and point it out , or write it down on the work order ?

It's a safety issue and if it was prior damage it was not brought to my attention .

I'm 99% sure THEY caused the damage , when I went back in today I was met by the manager(jim) , a VERY rude man who said everything but that I was lying , and after i pleaded to just get it fixed as they broke it and could not prove otherwise I said "just get me the stud and I'll  fix it my damned self."

OH and while I was there a car three lifts down from the office entrance FELL to the ground with only 3 wheels on the car !

Then when I went into the office to tell any customer with a green Camry that it had just partially fallen to the ground , the Manager (Jim) came out to talk to me and said I was pissing him off and that I should leave and he'd call me when the stud got in . and was telling me what I saw happen (car hitting ground) did not happen , and that if i was going to stay I *NEEDED* to be quiet.  At that point i was fed up and said " you're just the big man around here aren't you?" and he replied with "yeah , I am !"

Needless to say I will never shop America's Tire again , and will be getting ahold of a district manager monday in hopes of rectifying this HORENDOUS customer service and to get a deeper discount on my bill .

I will leave you with what I tweeted about my experience earlier today .

"If you value your rims , your car , your safety or your sanity DO NOT go to America's Tire CO."

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614 Sutter St
Folsom, CA 95630
(916) 353-0140

Chicago Fire  

Category: Pizza

5 star rating
 11/19/2009  
VVVVV
sounds like you should keep your horrible acting "children" at home . I'd have been screaming MUCH worse at you and your party if i had been seated next to you , i then would have left the business all on behalf of your horribly trained children .

take them to chuck e cheese or leave them home !

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Sacramento, CA 95762

ChiNEe PaNDa BaKeRY  

Category: Bakeries

1 star rating
 Update - 11/17/2009  
went back for another mouth of sand but received a cake that tasted as though it was filled with sterno .

YUCK .  get it right !!!!

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  • 1 star rating
    11/3/2009

    I went here on behalf of YELPS reviews , and boy was i lucky to actually catch them!

    I'll tell ya though , their customer service is lacking , they appear to know NO bit of english and their food was grainy and maybe even gritty , like sand ?????  maybe they should invest in some real mixers to mix up their crappy bake "mixes"

    yuck , leaves a DEFINATE bad taste in my mouth !

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3718 J St
Sacramento, CA 95816
(916) 457-4141

Twisted Smoke Shop  

Categories: Tobacco Shops, Fashion

5 star rating
 Update - 11/17/2009  
Went back to check their newly arrived hookah parts and this time the girl who helped us was speedy , on point , and to my surprise not seemingly stoned off her ass !

cheap hookah hose , and 2 hose converter !

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  • 3 star rating
    11/11/2009

    Look , I know that most if not all people working here are stoners and more likely than not High at any moment , and that's cool , I mean you were nice but couldn't remember shit we were telling you that we wanted......

    But hey you had a nice cheap hookah and yummy tobacco .

    That is all . good bye .

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9500 Micron Ave
Sacramento, CA 95827
(916) 454-1908

Strings Pizzeria  

Category: Pizza

4 star rating
 11/17/2009  
This is a 4.5 star review if i could .

Good bbq chicken pizza with TONS of chicken !

Their crust is VERY VERY good for thin crust as I normally HATE thin crust pizza but this was GOOD .

Garlic Fries were yummy , a lil light on the garlic but had good fresh parmesan on em and a nice light garlic flavor which isn't bad as to me too much garlic is worse than not enough .

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2950 Freeport Blvd
Sacramento, CA 95818
(916) 444-5245

Marie's DO-Nut Shop  

Category: Donuts

5 star rating
 11/17/2009  
Seriously a bad thing , lol . AMAZING FRESH WARM DELICIOUS donuts at 1AM . omg . yes yes yes !

Very good texture for cake donuts , fluffy , not too dense , very good toppings , yummy light crisp outside . TOO good !

1am - 3pm 7 days a week , can't much beat it .

oh and CHEAP , dozen donut holes for $1.50 !!!

I forsee many upcoming late nights at Maries Do-Nut's

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4202 CHiles Rd
Davis, CA 95618

Toyota Hainless  

3 star rating
 11/15/2009  
Yeah "hainless" toyota sucks , not only that but they're a fictional place .

or oh wait .... did you mean HANLEES ??????

they're a good dealership  , it's a shame they're in Davis.

But yeah dealerships try and sell you warrantees ALL dealerships do that . have you ever bought a new car before ? Do you know how to read / comprehend the name of a business that you just spent HOURS in and spent between $15,000 - $70,000 at ?

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5800 Madison Ave # D
Sacramento, CA 95841
(916) 339-2640

Hot Spots  

Category: Tobacco Shops

4 star rating
 11/12/2009   First to Review
Don't really like shops like this but OMG if you use hookah come here and buy the most awesome charcoal fingers ever at a ridiculously low priceof 9 dollars for 36 fingers which last over an hour each and 1 finger broken in two or three pieces gives you optimum smoke .

They are Rolland charcoal fingers

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135 E 2nd St
Pomona, CA 91766
(909) 629-8100

Angelo's Pizzaria  

Category: Pizza

1 star rating
 11/11/2009  
This place is a JOKE , trying to charge cover to a large group of folks  WITH girls and all wanting to drink at what almost 1 am ?

You're fucking HIGH high off your crazy ass.

shitty looking place with horrible ass music and crazy scary lesbian chola's .

Yeah very glad once we left .

Left a bad taste in my mouth FOR SURE

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200 W. 2nd Street
Pomona, CA 91766
(909) 865-3802

The Glass House  

Categories: Music Venues, Bars

5 star rating
 11/11/2009  
Never saw a show here but definately love the "new" bar off to the side , swank furniture , killer design , cool steel window / wall art thing .

good drinks , a bit pricy but made well , Nice diverse crowd , from hipsters , to showgoers , to middle aged , to skanks n hos and fat old italian ish guys trying for them , it was fun people watching on nice stools and leather couches !

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