joseluis "hi, i dont care. thanks." a.'s Profile

the dogs! these people are kings. they have about a million locations all over south florida. open til very late. same tasty menu. fatty. but tasty. great sauces. pineapple sauce. for your burger? yeah man. try it. so good!

i rarely go to the movies. i think its a crime to pay 10$ to watch a crappy movie. most movies out there are crappy. i saw avatar in 3D here which wasnt that crappy but it cost me 13$. a small drink and a chocolate bar added up to 8 dollars more... i guess thats normal? 24 theater rooms. IMAX and all ... but, like i said. i rarely go out to the movies. i rather watch movies elsewhere.

4 stars cause of service. ive eaten here a few times in the past months and service has always been great. especially when you sit by the bar. i got my pan tostado as soon as i ordered their dinner special. meatballs with moros rice and tostones for 9 dollars. my glass of water was never even half full. theyre on top of things. good!

hey look, how cute. its tiny little food on a big white plate! do i wanna eat it or do i wanna cuddle with it? let me start by saying that going out with yelpers for brunch is great especially when they dont forget to include some extra money to cover tax and tip on the shared bill.

4 stars for service. very attentive and helpful. now, the food. so cute. i should start off by saying that  i am not a big person. im actually pretty compact. futuristic, if you will. i eat normal portions. lets define that. i usually go to restaurants and almost finish everything on my plate. almost. especially if i really like it. i also usually order one thing when i go to a restaurant. just one main meal (cause i dont do dessert) and im done... especially for brunch. oh but not a michaels cause portions here are ridiculously small. like. a fucking joke. dont believe me? get the fucking pancakes.

got that off my chest now, so. now to the menu. everything on the menu sounded great. lots of fufu breakfast items. my first choice was a chicken salad sandwich. the waitress warned me that might not be enough to fill me up. haha. fuckin a. so, i get my tiny little sandwich. i wonder where do they bake their bread? somewhere in lilliput i am fucking sure of that. i think it took me two bites to finish my sandwich. $4.50 per bite without tax and tip for those of you keeping track :)

so im still fuckin hungry, of course. im thirty years old not three. think two bites of chicken with mayo and celery will fill me up? ooooh but its organic chicken. them chickens hold pedigree certificates... theyre polyglot chickens too. in-fuckin-credible. but no. im not full at all. so then i get the 'breakfast' - two eggs, potatoes, bacon and toasted bread. $13 for that shit. man, i feel like an asshole writing about this shit. i could have fed 100 haitian boys instead but i chose to get the fuckin organic eggs. what a dick!

oh wait. my brokefast is here! hmmm do i really need to describe how my eggs were? sunny side up. i cant really elaborate more about that. oh wait. the potatoes were good. i swear im not making this up. they were good. you know what? the food was aight. yeah. but it was a fucking ripoff and im not going back there unless your momma pays for it.

it is past 2am? are you hungry? do you have cash on you? well. deco pizza has pizza to feed your drunk ass. decent pizza. decent service. crazy crowd. right in front of jazid. open til very fuckin late.

not sure why this place is called cinema. credit card receipt says 'chicago'. regardless. their sound system is pretty good. they seem to be starting out and have wicked plans for the wmc.

pbr on special. bartenders have earplugs to share because it gets loud in there.

nice bar! kinda messy cause of the sand (no floor) but very cool. great prices too. came here to watch an nba game. $3.50 for the amstel light. very helpful and friendly service. they unfortunately dont have a kitchen but the bartender has a bunch of menus from restaurants in the area that deliver.

purple stuff. zucchini cupcake. water. purple stuff. some people call me houdini. purple stuff. much love.

came here  with a large group of people. service was nice enough to accomodate us and we were 14 in total. i guess this place is good if you like caipirinhas or caipiroskas. i ordered the all you can eat skewers and only like the beef. the others were kinda bland. service is pretty nice so they get an extra star for that.

dont be fooled. 3 stars means A-OK. in other words, i like it but i would not say its the best burger ever or anything. i can see how people could follow the truck. cause the burgers are good but i would not chase it down. $9 for a burger and fries. good sauces. very modest $100,000 truck. they dont take credit cards.