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Neighborhood: Grandview Heights
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Neighborhood: Grandview Heights
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Neighborhood: Grandview Heights
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831 Useful, 699 Funny, and 604 Cool
Columbus, OH
Yelping SinceJuly 2008
Things I LoveThe Beatles, board games, coffee shops, craft beer, hookah, karaoke, late night park adventures, mimosas, musical theatre, photobooths, plastic instrument video games, pumpkin-flavored anything, sarcasm
Find Me InWoodlands Tavern just about always
My HometownA place you've never heard of called Martins Ferry
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I market a pretty sweet software company
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI'm kind of a big deal. People know me.
My Second Favorite Website The Last Great Book I ReadA Hard Days Write
My First ConcertChristina Aguilera. Ow ow!
My Favorite MovieI watch Anchorman, Mean Girls & the Harry Potter movies every time they're on TV
My Last Meal On EarthWould be packed with cheese, avocado & chocolate
Current CrushDavid Tennant fo' eva'
So, basically, you'll pull in to a long of cars. And you'll sit there for a minute, unhelped. And this is where my panic usually set in (am I supposed to be here?) Yes. You are. Sit there and shut up. A person will walk up to your window. He'll ask you if you want 'The Works.' You probably do, but check their website for the cheaper options. So say 'yes', or politely say "No, just the Full Service/Sax Saver/whaever today." Then he will ask you if you want a bunch of other stuff, like Armor All on your tires or your dash. You will think "Wow, what a nice man! Yes, please!" Then he will hand you a slip of paper and kick you out of your car, and as you walk inside to wait and pay, you'll look at the slip and realize all that extra stuff costs, well, extra. Shit. Then you'll wait for 5-15 minutes in their lobby or on their little patio, flip through a (614) Magazine or play some Angry Birds on your phone, and get your car. A guy will ask you how everything looks. You're probably supposed to tip him at this point. Then you drive away.
You're welcome.