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19 Useful, 18 Funny, and 18 Cool
San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceApril 2008
Things I Love Find Me InLos Angeles, Orange County, and now, San Francisco (damn)
My HometownOC
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I'm eating
Why You Should Read My ReviewsPeople tell me that I'm always right about food
My Second Favorite Websiteyelp
My Last Meal On EarthOsteria La Buca's Parpadelle al Fume... seriously.. wtf?
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...i need to poo
Current CrushMike, my bf (obligatory aww) oh, wait, can i change my answer to Ryan Reynolds?
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 750-9787
Chapeau!
Category: French
Neighborhood: Inner Richmond
Just got back from here and I'm having major garlic burps... BLLLLLLLEEEEECCCHHHH.. mmmmmm :)
The executive chef here is also soo friendly and so nice... he also looks a little like Gerard depardeau
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 775-1055
Street
Categories: American (New), American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Russian Hill
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 824-7877
El Farolito
Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Mission
Though, if i stumbled upon this place down south, i'd be mad about the rice and beans in a burrito.
If i had to compare it with something, it's like a yummier chipotle.
West Hollywood, CA 90048
(310) 247-2500
Lemonade
Categories: American (New), Sandwiches, Desserts
Neighborhood: West Hollywood
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 296-4272
Burger Bar
Categories: Burgers, American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Union Square
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 255-2102
Parea Wine Bar
Categories: Wine Bars, Greek, Mediterranean
Neighborhood: Mission
The Decent:
Cheese plate: You can probably get all the cheeses in the cheese factory next door, but the pairings are done very well. I really liked the Humbolt fog and sliced apple together and the St. Andre is always good (but they sell this stuff everywhere).
The Bad:
The first time I came here I had a nasty-ass sandwich with salty bacon which was dissappointing.
The Omlette was forgettable and the arugala salad was overdrenched
The waitress here was a huge bitch... i had a kind waiter the second time :)
The OH SO GOOD:
Turnip soup: this was a special. OMG...
Chickpea cake panisse: hummuhnuh hummuhnuh... let me speechless and crying with joy
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 885-2767
Dottie's True Blue Cafe
Categories: American (Traditional), Diners, Breakfast & Brunch
Neighborhood: Civic Center/Tenderloin
I had the whiskey fennel sausage scramble which was pretty yummy but I really really DREAM about the CORNBREAD!!!!! My cousin had the blackbean cakes which I will definitely get next time. Also, the french toast looked so yummy... i'm pretty sure the lady next to me had an orgasm eating it... therefore...I MUST TRY!
one point knocked off for the shitty coffee
Debate topic: Dottie's or Mama's.... I say Mama's
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 567-9596
The Bell Tower
Categories: Nightlife, Restaurants
Neighborhood: Nob Hill
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9/22/2009
When i miss L.A. I go here and ask the bar tender for a Caipirinha... No funny stares=4 stars on yelp.
Now all i need is a fake boobied blonde chick to walk through the door with a short greasy guy who looks like Ed Hardy sharted all over him to appease my L.A. nostalgia... mmmm.. home :)
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