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"Tardiness - it's like being on time, but better."

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Location

New York, NY

Yelping Since

June 2008

Things I Love

The subway, hidden gems, live music, art galleries, Facebook, blogging, procrastinating

Find Me In

Starbucks, scrolling through the latest Yelp reviews.

My Hometown

New York, NY

My Blog Or Website

http://www.facebook.com

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm crying over the state of my resume

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because they go well with YouTube and lemonade.

My Second Favorite Website

YouTube, Homestar Runner or Runaway Box

The Last Great Book I Read

Joseph Heller's Catch 22 (working on it)

My Favorite Movie

Office Space

My Last Meal On Earth

A Philly cheesesteak with 25 mozzarella sticks on the side. And a 40.

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I'm a Starbucks Gold member

Most Recent Discovery

Checkers drive-in (without a car) and YouTube vlogs

Current Crush

So many candidates!

Recent Reviews

10 Reviews

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11 Greenwich St
New York, NY 10004
(212) 645-5550

Department of Motor Vehicles  

Category: Public Services & Government
Neighborhood: Financial District

1 star rating
 11/6/2009  
I'd give this place half a star if I could. On demeanor alone , it seems that the people working at this DMV have failed out of life elsewhere and have a grudge against society.
Do yourselves a favor - before you open that door, go back to the subway at Bowling Green and go ANYWHERE else. For your own sanity's sake!

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32 St Marks Pl
New York, NY 10003
(212) 777-0600

2 Bros Pizza  

Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: East Village

4 star rating
 10/3/2009  
I didn't get the combo (this time around). but if $2.75'll get you two slices and a soda versus one so-so slice elsewhere, that's hard to beat.
Recession be damned, it's PIZZA TIME!

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408 Shelburne Rd
Burlington, VT 05401
(802) 651-6900

Kentucky Fried Chicken  

1 star rating
 5/6/2009   First to Review
I didn't participate (yet) in the Oprah Free Chicken Giveaway, but when my friend Rebecca told me about it last night, a hankering arose from deep within for chicken of the Kentucky Fried variety.
So this evening after class, I took a ride down Shelburne Road to satisfy my craving. To call the service mediocre would be an insult to millions of hardworking fast food employees, so let's call this sub-mediocre instead, shall we?
Stars were removed for the following:
Greeted with rude, "how dare you patronize our establishment" attitude - regrettably, not for the first time. (-1)
Friendly cashier tried to overcharge me for adding a side before I pointed out the fifty cent difference between the price on the receipt with that on the overhead menu. (-1)
Medium combo drink downsized to shrimpy small size - cheap bastards! (yes, you can get a refill, IF you're going to be eating there) (-1)
Wedges dumped into/all over bag - great way to say "please visit us again." (-1)

If you get that Kentucky Fried Craving, do yourselves a favor and visit the Colonel in Essex Junction instead.

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184 Main St
Burlington, VT 05401
(802) 658-0466

Muddy Waters  

Category: Coffee & Tea

2 star rating
 3/11/2009  
Two Saturday nights ago, I came down to Muddy Waters to do some writing done (like the other 300 million of us, I'm working on the Great American Novel), and found, to my surprise... NO POWER OUTLETS! The coffee was good, the live music was great, and the barista was cute... but there were no power outlets to be found. For a MacBook user, that would be no big deal. For a 3-year-old-laptop-with-no-battery-user, that's kind of a big deal. One star for the music, and one star for the coffee.

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100 Wall St
New York, NY 10005
(212) 697-6770

AppleOne Employment Services  

Category: Employment Agencies
Neighborhood: Financial District

2 star rating
 11/21/2008  
First temp agency I've ever visited where I had to watch a safety video. Add a star for the immediate interview (most agencies want you to email your resume and then wait 'til hell freezes over before they'll call you in), but minus a star for the TWENTY PAGE APPLICATION I had to fill out the night before. I could get a job in Obama's cabinet with less vetting!
And no direct deposit until you've worked with them for 30 days? This Apple might have some worms in it...

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1990 K Street NW
Washington, DC 20006
(202) 293-0110

Baja Fresh  

Category: Mexican

4 star rating
 11/16/2008  
I was riding through Foggy Bottom yesterday around lunchtime, reflecting on my hunger and the state of my appetite, when I gazed out the window at 1990 K St. NW, and saw something like a mirage, but better.
It was comfortable (though the cashiers seemed a *bit* pushy), open and airy. Fresh food, liberal amounts of cheese, and somewhat conservative pricing (compared to say, Chipotle).
Props for the dipping cheese and the chips on the side

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308 Washington St
Hoboken, NJ 07030
(201) 876-3233

Panera Bread  

Categories: Bakeries, Fast Food, Sandwiches

4 star rating
 11/7/2008  
Free wifi, delicious bread, and free coffee/soda refills? What more can you ask?
If you don't feel like making the schlep to Hoboken, they've got a Queens location just off the Steinway St. stop on the G/R/V. Just as good.

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118 W 57th St
New York, NY 10019
(212) 708-7414

Burger Joint  

Categories: American (Traditional), Burgers
Neighborhood: Theater District

2 star rating
 11/7/2008  
Went with some friends to kick off a Friday night a few weeks ago. One of the guys swore by the place, so it was fine with me. If you can find the place the first time around, and don't mind the out-the-door line (which might even help you find it), the whatchuwantorderrightnoworgetouttahere service, and the fact that the BJ is smaller than most New York City closets, it's great.
Otherwise, skip it and find a halal cart. You'll end up eating outside, anyway.

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New York, NY 10079

www.crazyblinddate.com  

Category: Local Services
Neighborhoods: Chinatown, Civic Center

1 star rating
 11/3/2008  
Definitely a bum deal, and not what it's cracked up to be (I hate to disagree with the 3- and 4-star reviewers above me, but I must). It helps to have low standards and expectations, but even then you still might not land a date. Maybe it's gone downhill in the last year. Tsk.
I've tried the thing for a month, and never ceased to be amazed that a) it never manages to find yours truly a date, despite my anyone-with-a-pulse standards, although b) new people join all the time. Timewaster.

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New York, NY 10079

BoltBus  

Category: Transportation
Neighborhoods: Chinatown, Civic Center

4 star rating
 6/29/2008  
For reasons of pure economics, I'm more of a Megabus passenger than a Bolter (those fabled $1 Bolt seats seem harder to get ahold of than Anne Hathaway's home number), but I missed the last Mega last night, and had to Bolt it back from DC this afternoon. I'm on the bus now, and we're over an hour late (shoulda hit Canal Street at 6; rolling through Dirty Jersey at 7), but thanks to the power plugs (my laptop has NO battery juice) and dependable wifi, five+ hours on a bus have never flown by like this before. Plus, Bolt's wifi was easier to connect to than Starbucks'.
I had to buy the ticket spur-of-the-moment last night, and even so, it only set me back $20 - less than half Greyhound's walkup fares, and gets me back to NYC long before Megabus (the only available trips for today were 9:15 and 11:15 - no dice.
Leather-like seats, no screaming children, broken English or garbage bags used for luggage... I could get used to this. I'm not a convert just yet, but if BoltBus started running later than 6:30 (horribly inconvenient for day trips), I might be.

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