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Los Angeles, CA

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March 2006

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i'm at the beach riding waves

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you'll never catch the kid going hand-to-hand

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the girl with the dragon tattoo, shantaram

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judas priest

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10830 Warner Ave
Fountain Valley, CA 92708
(714) 963-1700

Nhu Y Ca 8 Mon Restaurant  

Category: Vietnamese

5 star rating
 10/29/2009  
on the long drive home after an epic session at lowers, a pair of bro-magnons were in search of a feast. we ordered up the 8 courses of fish and 7 courses of beef, which constituted a legendary mini banquet of 15 courses.

mid-day wednesday the place was completely empty and silent, save for the sounds of two lads crushing the cornucopia of goodness in front of them. what was really enough food for 4 people was decimated by the two of us, though it took us about 2 hours to get through it all.

definitely going back for more.

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2929 Santa Monica Blvd
Santa Monica, CA 90404
(310) 828-3492

Doc's Ski Haus  

Category: Sporting Goods
Neighborhood: Santa Monica

3 star rating
 Update - 10/12/2009  
doc's celebrated their grand re-opening on saturday, which featured store-wide discounts, beer, snacks, giveaways, a dj, and more beer. though i'm definitely a fan of beer and the forum team dvd (last year's), i was kinda disappointed by the selection of hard goods doc's had in stock.

the assortment of boards was rather lacking, with just burton, k2, and stepchild available. nary a rome, ride, mervin, omatic, palmer, rossi, arbor, santa cruz, stick in sight. when a snowsports shop can't rival the mix that sport chalet carries, i've got a hard time offering up a ringing endorsement.

the new location itself is pretty nice and the staff were really friendly and happy to answer tech-related questions.

at the end of the day, you're better off at doc's if you favor 2 planks instead of 1.

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  • 5 star rating
    6/18/2009

    great new location! and doc's now carries more gear for snowboarders!

    don't forget to call out your drops when you sesh the park!

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  • 5 star rating
    8/24/2007 First to Review

    shocking that this place hasn't been yelped.

    doc's is a real west LA fixture and a mandatory store for anyone who loves mountains and lives to go fast. a little more emphasis is on skiing but there's still enough equipment for boarders.  the people in the store are super helpful and friendly, as is the chocolate lab that likes to sniff your shoes.

    bypass sports chalet and support this local business for all your mountain riding needs.

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8000 W Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90046
(323) 848-8583

Sushi Dan  

Category: Sushi Bars
Neighborhood: Hollywood

1 star rating
 Update - 8/27/2009  
some 2 years after my review first went up i learn that my symphony of vitriol has been redacted. granted what i wrote may have been mildly offensive, but that doesn't change the fact that sushi dan sucks big, hairy, sweaty donkey kong balls.

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  • 1 star rating
    5/6/2007

    for a good long while i've been content to keep my contempt of sushi dan to myself. i walk by the spot on the regular b/c i'm a crunch member and was fine by ignoring sushi dan just as i do cpk. not my scene, not my style of preparation, i'm a sushi snob, there was really no point in yelping about sushi dan.

    that all changes today. so fuck you, sushi dan. i hope your next dozen shipments of toro are full of worms. and after the lack of respect you showed towards artists i hope your establishment never gets visited by any person with any artistic ability whatsoever.

    i was at the gym yesterday for a yoga session, gf in tow. since the lady isn't into down-dogs and corpse poses she brought a hoop and some sounds to find an isolated spot in the plaza. while refining her skills as a master hoop dance performer, the security guard tells her that the manager of sushi dan (let's call him sushi dick) complained and demands that she stop hooping.

    first off, sushi dick, what the fuck does a girl hooping have to do with mediocre sushi? to be honest you should be grateful that a hot female is dancing nearby to distract your customers from the miserable service, as evidenced by the comments of numerous yelpers. sushi dick, if your service is so bad, wouldn't it be worth while checking in on your customers as opposed to peering around the corner and fabricating complaints about something that is 100 yards away?

    kiss my balls, sushi dan. and sushi dick can go ahead and give me a rusty trombone while you two are down there.

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15025 sw koll pkwy
Beaverton, OR 97006

yakima  

Category: Automotive

5 star rating
 8/20/2009   First to Review
its almost a shame that yakima makes exclusively automotive accessories. based on the quality of their roof racks, if they made other products i'd be all over that ish.

yakima travel coffin for my surfboards? sold! what about a yakima decanter? i'm popping the cork out of a bottle right now! or perhaps a yakima letter opener. where the postman at?

they deserve a lot of credit for having unparalleled staff. every instance i've called their office i spent zero time on hold. any request or question i sent their way was followed up promptly. and their rep brianna w. should teach a doctorate level course on customer service.

don't take it the wrong way if i ever drop "nice rack" because i'm referring to whatever adorns the roof of your car. well, only if it hails from beaverton.

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10706 Jefferson Blvd
Culver City, CA 90230
(310) 815-8815

Drunken Crab - CLOSED 

Categories: Seafood, Cajun/Creole
Neighborhood: Culver City

2 star rating
 7/27/2009  
the food was pretty good but the service was pantheon-level horrible. there was ONE waiter trying (failing, more like) to serve over 10 tables. i saw several parties get good and pissed before leaving.

things were so bad that tables were left uncleared before and after we left. the drunks at the bar that have somehow adopted the place decided to take action into their own hands and start clearing bottes and cans.

if you do attempt to visit, make sure they got more than one person working the place. i actually feel kinda bad for the guy because he was running his ass off but invariably got stiffed on the gratuity since patrons were left hungry and waiting.

the location very well may be cursed because in the 2 years that i've worked in culver city i've seen 2 restaurants fail in the spot. there's a really good chance a third will shutter in the near future.

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8566 Westminster Blvd
Westminster, CA 92683
(714) 893-3020

Peking Restaurant  

Category: Chinese

4 star rating
 7/21/2009  
we came here after i surfed goldenwest so i was on the verge of insanity resulting from hunger. even though i would've probably been satisfied by stucco garnished with soy sauce, i can say with all certainty that the food here is tremendous and authentic.

early indication that we were in for the real deal occurred when i tried to order from the no-nonsense waitress.

me: and we'll like #73 please
waitress: 67?
me: no, #73 please
waitress: you like 67
me: seventy..
waitress: ..sixty

we could've dance around for another 20 minutes but i was too damn hungry to protest.. and goddamn if #67 wasn't a plate of mighty fine, thick skinned, tender, greasy awesomeness in dumpling form.

don't just take my word for it, go with the pro and order up your own plate #67.

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20700 Ventura Blvd
Woodland Hills, CA 91364
(818) 444-5100

Synergy Performance Health  

Category: Gyms
Neighborhood: Woodland Hills

1 star rating
 6/30/2009  
The following has been submitted to the Better Business Bureau

Company Information:

Synergy Performance Health & Fitness Center
Phone: (818) 333-1690

Complaint Text

I had initially signed up for a health club membership with Powerhouse in West LA via GlobalFit. After joining Powerhouse, I agreed to be billed an additional $25 per month in order to participate in the classes that the gym offered.

After Sweat Clubs/Synergy Performance Health purchased Powerhouse this year, my billing rate increased to $49 per month without my consent. In addition to continuing to pay for GlobalFit access, my account was being billed for classes that Sweat Clubs no longer offered.

I view this as a breach in the agreement I had made with Powerhouse, to purchase classes that ceased to exist. I had spoken with a person at the club early this year and was assured that classes would begin again. I view this as both deceitful and dishonest on the part of the club representative, especially considering that the club was shuttered just a few weeks ago.

I feel that my account has been mismanaged as a result of the transfer of ownership and am requesting a refund for the $49 per month I was billed for the first five months of 2009.

I have submitted my complaint to Synergy but have yet to receive compensation for being double billed.

Complaint Department

BBB of the Southland, Inc.

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714 W Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90015

The Doheny  

Neighborhood: Downtown

3 star rating
 6/22/2009  
i definitely enjoyed the cell-free environment (texting is permitted).

as for the too-cool bartenders, their act was very tiresome. but on the other hand, if a sushi chef is aloof and plays favorites, plenty of you out there would fall over yourselves declaring him a rival to nozawa.

don't get me wrong, the mixologists really aren't on the same level as some of my favorite sushi chefs but to call them mere bartenders places a severe discount on the impressive level of skill employed.

another meddlesome aspect was some of the patrons. there were a group of douches that were clearly intoxicated and took pains to rant about some "dumb mexican bitches." i could only shake my head and assume that despite daddy's money providing a cadre of latina domestics, common decency and entitlement tend not to go hand-in-hand.

+1 for the dj who knew his game and kept things movin in the outdoor patio

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300 Pacific Coast Hwy
Huntington Beach, CA 92648
(714) 845-7873

Surfline Wavetrack  

5 star rating
 4/23/2009   First to Review
malibu has switched on and all i can do is sit at my desk and feel my heart pound in my chest as i watch the sets roll in on their new HD web cam.

sleep will be a challenge tonite as i've got a dawn sesh scheduled for tomorrow.

+1 star for including a surfrider foundation membership with all surfline subscriptions.

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4000 Lake Tahoe Blvd.
South Lake Tahoe, CA 96150
(530) 541-5160

Raley's  

Category: Grocery

5 star rating
 3/25/2009  
i don't know the cause but the bakery at this raley's makes a damn fine baguette. what makes it especially good is that they put out fresh batches in the afternoon, loaves that are still warm if your timing is right.

instead of hitting the outside bar at fire & ice, when you step off the heavenly gondola head to raleys. from there you can pick up a decent bottle of wine, a nice wedge of cheese, and some of their warm-from-the-oven bread.

combine these elements and will enjoy the finest apres in the sierras.

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