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"Have you Yelped today?"

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Location

Austin, TX

Yelping Since

December 2007

Find Me In

an office that overlooks the capitol in one direction and happy hour in  another

My Hometown

Sacramento, CA

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm sitting in the sun enjoying a microbrew

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because I give credit where credit is due and complain only when it's deserved

The Last Great Book I Read

Devil in the White City

My First Concert

Neil Diamond (with my parents); Metallica (with my friends)

My Favorite Movie

12 Angry Men

My Last Meal On Earth

aged cheddar cheese

Most Recent Discovery

http://do512.com

Current Crush

My wonderful, sexy husband

Recent Reviews

165 Reviews

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1300 E 6th St
Austin, TX 78702
(512) 628-1250

The Good Knight  

Categories: Lounges, Gastropubs
Neighborhood: East Austin

3 star rating
 11/22/2009  
This review is for service and drinks, but that's only because there was nothing on the menu I wanted to eat. I loved finding a place that will make a Pimm's Cup but I wish they had a larger menu or at least a few appetizer type items for sharing. I'm sure I'll be back though as the atmosphere was good and the service was great.

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209 W 3rd Street
Austin, TX 78701
(512) 739-2460

Delish Cupcakes  

Category: Bakeries
Neighborhood: Downtown

3 star rating
 Update - 11/11/2009  
My visit this time was better. The woman behind the counter was friendly and cheerful. There was a significantly larger selection of flavors and my Mexican Vanilla cupcake was tasty.

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  • 2 star rating
    9/4/2009

    Stopped by this afternoon for a cupcake. The selection was uninteresting - how would you like your chocolate? No other choices. Can't a girl get a vanilla cupcake once ina while?

    I got the Black and White. Chocolate bottom, mexican vanilla top. The cupcake was moist. The frosting was too rich. After a few bites I couldn't stand to eat any more and I found myself very, very glad that I keep a toothbrush and toothpaste in my desk.

    The girl behind the counter seemed bored and the woman in back were dressed like they wore pajams to work. Guess it's not a job to be taken too seriously. I don't need you to be working in a suit but I would like to think you got up and showered this morning, bot just rolled out of bed.

    Finally, $2.98 for this cupcake was too much since you can get larger, equally delish cupcakes at Hey Cupcake and Sugar Mamas. Even their proximity won't bring me back.    Show owner comment »

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515 Congress Avenue
Austin, TX 78701
(512) 457-4900

Jimmy John's Gourmet Sandwiches  

Category: Restaurants
Neighborhood: Downtown

2 star rating
 11/9/2009  
Jimmy John's is a disappointment. I have been a few times now and my order has never been correct. On my most recent visit, in an effort to stay of the lunch crowd, the sandwich maker next to the cashier started making my sandwich while I was still ordering. As a result, he got ahead of himself and put on items I wanted removed (mayo) and forgot items I wanted added (cucumbers). Rather than fix his mistake, he just wrapped the sandwich up and I didn't know about the mistake till I was back in my office and it was too late.

If you can't make it right, it doesn't matter how quick you are.

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3100 W Interstate 40
Amarillo, TX 79102
(806) 358-6161

Ambassador Hotel Amarillo  

Categories: Hotels, Caterers

3 star rating
 11/9/2009  
Spent the weekend here recently and the staff was outstanding during our stay - very helpful and friendly. Check in was quick and easy, the door man asked about our plans and offered advice, printed additional maps, etc. Really above and beyond.

The hotel is beginning to show its age but was clean and well kept. We stayed on the 10th floor (the cattle Barron level) and while it is a bit more expensive breakfast and happy hour are free to guests on that floor. And the staff during these hours are polite and friendly.

The indoor pool can get very loud (I would hate to be on floors 3-4 over the pool area) and the "stream" that runs through the hotel reminds me of the water areas on a miniature golf course (unnatural blue color).

But aside for needing a little updating my experience with the staff was great and I would stay here again.

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701 S Georgia St
Amarillo, TX 79167
(806) 342-9000

R & R Bar  

Category: Bars

4 star rating
 11/9/2009  
Visited Amarillo (and R&R) over the weekend and all I can say is, I really wish this bar were in Austin. Of course, if it were then everything I love about it would end up changing so maybe I'll just have to visit Amarillo more often...

I love dive bars and they have summed it up to a T. The beer is reasonably priced, the selection is good. The bartender is great. He knows and appreciates beer and is always there to make a suggestion if you want to try something new.

They have indoor and outdoor seating,  a great juke box and a diverse crowd. On the night I was there you could strike up a conversation with an 87 year old trucker or a military cadet.

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11450 Park Rd
Umbarger, TX 79091
(806) 488-2227

Palo Duro Canyon State Park  

Category: Parks

4 star rating
 11/8/2009  
Palo Duro Canyon is the second largest canyon in the United States. And I've never heard of it - neither had my friends or family. OK Texas, you need to work on your publicity. I mean the canyon WAS formed 1 million years ago and has been open to the public since 1934!

Palo Duro is billed as similar to the Grand Canyon visually and it is.

There is a welcome center and gift shop shortly after you enter the park, which gives you a nice view of the whole canyon and is great for picture taking. For there you can continue on and wind your way to the canyon floor.  

Along the way there are several breathtaking views of the canyon and there are several easy spots along the road to pull off for photos. The canyon is filled with wildlife, wildflowers, grasses, etc. The rocks are enormous and are various shapes.  

The park has several places to camp, picnic, bike, and hike. This was a beautiful trip and the colors were amazing. The canyon can get very warm and the trails can get busy so I would suggest starting out early in the morning.

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2803 Civic Cir
Amarillo, TX 79109
(806) 331-3627

575 Pizzeria  

Category: Pizza

3 star rating
 11/8/2009  
Is this place in Amarillo or Salt Lake City? For a place with a decent beer list, I had an easier time getting a second beer in a Mormon town than in this place.

The pizza was ok. The toppings were plentiful and the crust crispy but the sauce was very thin and the small pieces of pepperoni all burned to a crisp on our pizza.

The cheesy bread sticks were good but I wish the side of sauce that came with them was served warm rather than cold.

All in all, the place is cute, the pizza is decent and the beer list is good (if you can get one).

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2011 Little Elm Dr
Cedar Park, TX 78613
(512) 249-9340

Taps Pub  

Category: Pubs

3 star rating
 11/6/2009  
This business is now CLOSED.

I had been to Taps a few times and really enjoyed the beer selection. Met the owner once also and he was a nice, interesting guy. Wish this had worked out better for him.

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1400 S Congress Ave
Austin, TX 78704
(512) 467-2663

Ann Kelso Salon and CitySpa - CLOSED 

Categories: Day Spas, Hair Salons
Neighborhood: 78704 (South Austin)

1 star rating
 Update - 10/26/2009  
Closed

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  • 2 star rating
    10/2/2009

    My stylist has moved but I've been back to Ann Kelso twice for manicures since it is basically across the street from my apartment. The staff have been fairly rude and slow on both visits, While the manicurist was nice, the polish bubbled within hours of both visits. Since they rush you through the process, your nails don't have time to dry between coats and they bubble. What a waste of money.

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  • 4 star rating
    9/8/2008

    I haven't yet had the chance to experience all that Ann Kelso has to offer so for now I'll stick to reviewing the hair salon. I went to see Sharamey and she was fantastic. I have a ton of hair and she knew exactly how it cut it to make it manageable for me and she made great suggestions about cut and color. I would recommend her at anyone.

    I'll be there this weekend for a mani and pedi so I will add more then...

    Update: I went for a mani and pedi. That service left a little to be desired. I went with a friend and while our appointments were booked at the same time, clearly some technicians are more thorough than others. One of us was finished an full 30 minutes before the other. And since the nail stations are next to the hair stations the atmosphere is load rather than tranquil.

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2900 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705
(512) 499-0544

Texas French Bread Inc  

Categories: Bakeries, American (Traditional), Sandwiches, Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: University of Texas

3 star rating
 10/21/2009  
For $9.95 I had all of the following:

Chicken Salad on Sourdough (Oven-roasted chicken breast, diced and tossed with celery, scallions, and fresh herbs on sourdough with lettuce and tomato.), tortilla chips and salsa, fruit salad, a cookie and iced tea.

The chicken salad was good although I would love a little more crunch (maybe some almond slivers or larger chunks of celery).

The fruit cup was large and had several different kinds of fruit, which is a nice change from places that give you under-ripe cantaloupe and call it fruit salad.

The cookie was great. I could choose from chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, gingersnap. I had the oatmeal raisin and it was large, soft and filled with raisins. Yum!

While $10 seems a lot for lunch it's par for the course in downtown. And here I got quite a bit more food for my $. I will be back.

Great sandwiches, lots of options, but a little pricey for lunch.  Lots of homemade sandwich options, chicken salad, egg salad, tuna salad, ham, and so on are all options.  Thier bread is always fresh and good.  Soups have been a good choice as well over the years.

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