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2300 16th St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 575-1120

Safeway  

Category: Grocery
Neighborhood: Mission

2.0 star rating
6/18/2011 3 Check-ins Here
This is by far the worst Safeway I have ever been to.

They are consistently under stocked. I have gone multiple times to find that they are OUT of BOURBON. I mean wiped out. there is nothing left but shit in plastic bottles and by now you should know my motto of 'If it bounces don't buy it.' My scariest moment there is when I have to go and get eggs. Why does it always look like a goddamn A Bomb went of in the 5 foot wide cooler where the eggs are? Which happens to be next to the same cooler that the beer is in by the way. In case you get LOST trying to find your damn eggs. Seriously, who created the floor map for this location.

I can just see some mom asking her 6 year old kid, 'Go get Mommy some eggs honey,' and the kid comes back scarred for life form the horrors that they have witnessed. eggs exploded all over the place, hipsters drinking from brown bags & sitting on 24 packs of PBR and a true alcoholic burping shame into the kids face. So sad.

For awhile things were looking up. They were staffed appropriately, employees made eye contact and the eggs were only in a mild state of disarray. It was as if corporate was in town or something. But this did not last. On my next visit it was business as usual in that place, straight chaos.

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1131 Folsom St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 554-0522

Rocco's Café  

Categories: Italian, American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: SOMA

4.0 star rating
6/18/2011 13 Check-ins Here
This is definitely one of my favorite breakfast spots. Its close to my house, always consistent and never too crowded.

When we are here we normally get the pancake breakfast with eggs and bacon. If I'm feeling real good I'll get the italian sausage instead of bacon. There is just no going wrong. You can also do this meal with french toast and its amazing.

I will say, one of the waitresses scare me. She's kinda like a ninja and just sneaks up on you to take your order. I don't think I have ever actually heard her say anything to me. I dunno, she makes me a bit uncomfortable to the point to where I don't really want to be served by her.

So why the 4 star review then? Well, even though creepy waitress freaks me out her counter part is bubbly as hell and always has a great smile on her face. She totally makes up for it.

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2889 Mission St
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 285-7117

La Taqueria  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Mission

5.0 star rating
3/6/2011 3 Check-ins Here
Best damn tacos in the whole damn world.

I'm a huge fan of the chorizo tacos, but carne asada is excellent too. It doesn't matter what u get as long as it's a taco covered in their hot sauce!

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1117 Duval St
Key West, FL 33040
(305) 296-2608

Speakeasy Inn  

5.0 star rating
3/5/2011 1 photo 1 Check-in Here
During our trip to Key West we went on many quests. Finding the best conch fritter, Pina Colada & Mojito. The first is a useless task. Being a native of Florida their is nothing like a conch fritter from your grandma's kitchen. The second was found in this random ass bar from what looked like a Slurpee machine, damn good though. The third, here at the Speakeasy Inn.

After taking a long walk to the southernmost point we found sanctuary at the bottom of a rummy delicious glass. Minty, refreshing, limey goodness, all within a very tiny bar, poured by a California native that fell in love with a lovely island. We had a great time rehydrating (so to speak) at the Inn.

A trip to this bar is not complete with out a shot of root juice.

Man up and have some.

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1511 Franklin St
Oakland, CA 94612
(510) 839-7925

Quick Bite  

Categories: Fast Food, American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Downtown Oakland

5.0 star rating
10/26/2010 2 Check-ins Here
I've been going to the Layover for a while now and Quick Bite is right next door. Sometimes when we walked into the bar there was this intoxicating scent of fried food that would really mess with us.

We finally tried QB and fell in love. Now, not only will you find me at the Layover every Wednesday but there is also a good chance that I'll have a plate of chicken in my hand too.

This place is worth every cent. Eat here.

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434 N Virginia St
Reno, NV 89501
(775) 329-9646

Shooters Saloon  

Category: Bars

5.0 star rating
9/12/2010 1 Check-in Here
Casinos won't get you drunk which is why this bar rocks.

The location is choice and you won't leave sober.. believe me.

Oh BTW the pool table is a bit tricky and the bartenders have a trick to fix it.

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464 3rd St
Oakland, CA 94607
(510) 452-2337

Beer Revolution  

Category: Pubs
Neighborhood: Jack London Square

5.0 star rating
9/12/2010 10 Check-ins Here
Fraggle & Rebecca ROCK!

Rebecca always remembers me and helps me pick out beers that I would really enjoy. I love coming here!

They really know their stuff. Their recommendations are always a sure thing.

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826 Folsom St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 348-8800

Zero Zero  

Categories: Pizza, Italian
Neighborhood: SOMA

5.0 star rating
9/12/2010 6 Check-ins Here
Get the Townsend b/c there are mushrooms and they are fabulous.

Vanilla soft serve with olive oil because it will rock you world.  

All the rumors are true.

The only downside is that the specialty drinks are a bit sub par but the red wine selections is fabulous.

This is one of my favorite places in SF

That is all...

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765 Divisadero St
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 931-1254

Tipsy Toes  

Categories: Nail Salons, Skin Care
Neighborhood: Western Addition/NOPA

1.0 star rating
8/1/2010 1 photo 1 Check-in Here
I will be honest I went to this place based on Katie C.'s recommendation on waxing. Unfortunately, I got screwed with my waxing service.

I woke up today to a horrible scar under my eyebrow from the waxing that tI received yesterday. I've been waxed before and have never had this happen. I guess I should have been suspicious when the lady kept telling me that I had 'really thin skin.' Apparently thats code for 'fuck your skin just came off on my waxing sheet.'

I'm not going to lie. I'm upset about it. I like my face. My boyfriend likes my face and now its kinda fucked.  I don't have the hear to go back down there and act a fool b/c its possible that she was having an off day. BUT if I have a scar on my face form this shit, so help me god that bitch is going DOWN!

On the plus side, my mani/pedi was decent. But she did under charge me initially and asked me to pay more once I signed my credit card receipt. Personally I think that if you undercharged me you should take it out of that tip I just gave you. That shit is a personal problem.

OH, and no i won't be going back.

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2228 San Pablo Ave
Berkeley, CA 94702
(510) 666-0094

Quince Cafe & Grill  

Categories: Breakfast & Brunch, Coffee & Tea

5.0 star rating
7/24/2010 4 Check-ins Here
There are a few things that bring me to my knees. One is balsamic vinegar, the other is a fine burger. Quince brings these two together in the best way possible.

The Quince burger is something to be experienced. Its a grass fed burger on an Acme Roll with a garlic aoli sauce topped with onions marinated in balsamic vinegar.

Seriously...get the burger.

OMG

Its like my own krytponite!

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