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San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceFebruary 2007
Things I Loveyelp, pantslessness, star trek, star wars, long walks on the beach, pr0n, bacon, beer
Find Me InThe Mission
My HometownRocklin, CA
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I ......wait...there is life outside of yelping?
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI'm awesome
My Second Favorite Website The Last Great Book I ReadInvisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk
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My Favorite MovieAlmost Famous
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939 Post Street
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 931-9393
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 931-9393
SF Party
Category: Party Supplies
Neighborhoods: Civic Center/Tenderloin, Nob Hill
I love Halloween. I love costumes. I love a reason to dress up. Thankfully I live practically next door to SF Party. They have everything ranging from birthday party supplies to fake decapitated heads to a sno cone machine. The staff is ridiculously helpful (especially Charles) and friendly. It's a little more expensive than say Walgreens or (during Halloween) the Halloween Store but I don't mind paying a little extra for the convenience and great customer service.
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876 Geary Street
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 776-0400
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 776-0400
Domino's Pizza
Category: Pizza
Neighborhoods: Civic Center/Tenderloin, Nob Hill
So there I am sitting at Cairo Nights. It's late. I've been drinking. A group to our left offers us some of their pizza and my group accepts enthusiastically.
After two bites all of us were drooling over what a fantastic combination pizza we were consuming. Much debate whether over it was Irving's or Victor's pizza ensued.
I'll give you one guess where it was actually from.
After two bites all of us were drooling over what a fantastic combination pizza we were consuming. Much debate whether over it was Irving's or Victor's pizza ensued.
I'll give you one guess where it was actually from.
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I will never understand why Blur is rarely if ever crowded. I love this place. There is always a ton of seating. The bartenders are really nice. You can hold actual conversations because the music is held at a respectable volume. They will make me a hot toddy without the cinnamon stick. (What?!?! A girl still has to have a social life when she's sick!) Best of all is their trivia nights on Wednesdays. Prizes include champagne, bar credit, and every round has a "shot question".
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800 Post St
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 441-4099
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 441-4099
Cafe Royale
Categories: Coffee & Tea, Wine Bars
Neighborhoods: Civic Center/Tenderloin, Nob Hill
The decor and amazingly friendly and sweet bartenders do not make up for the fact beers are $8 a pop.
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3126 16th Street at Valencia
San Francisco, CA 94103
San Francisco, CA 94103
Yelp Elite Event @ Morac Restaurant and Lounge
Categories: Local Flavor, Mass Media
Neighborhood: Mission
I was really happy there was more to do at this event than just eat & drink (not that I'm complaining about free food or booze). The hookah was excellent and I was REALLY surprised when 5 minutes before we were supposed to clear out a member of the staff restocked our hookah. That was a nice touch and kept us there a bit longer.
The room was ridiculously packed but I found my way to comfortable couches outside where I enjoyed friends, booze, amazing food (what were those chicken rolled thingys...holy crap SO GOOD), and a good time.
Minus one star for that horrible lychee drink. Outside of Tinna, no one in my group of friends could drink it. Blech!
The room was ridiculously packed but I found my way to comfortable couches outside where I enjoyed friends, booze, amazing food (what were those chicken rolled thingys...holy crap SO GOOD), and a good time.
Minus one star for that horrible lychee drink. Outside of Tinna, no one in my group of friends could drink it. Blech!
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1900 Polk Street
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 567-9596
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 567-9596
The Bell Tower
Categories: Nightlife, Restaurants
Neighborhood: Nob Hill
One of, if not, the best pulled pork sandwiches in San Francisco topped off with good service makes this place a must try.
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580 California St
San Francisco, CA 94104
(415) 325-4014
San Francisco, CA 94104
(415) 325-4014
Jejune Institute
Categories: Education, Arts & Entertainment
Neighborhood: Financial District
Trust no one.
Bring a dollar.
It will change your life.
Bring a dollar.
It will change your life.
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14455 N Hayden Rd
Scottsdale, AZ 85260
(408) 505-8899
Scottsdale, AZ 85260
(408) 505-8899
Godaddy.com
Categories: Web Design, Internet Service Providers
I'm an idiot. No, really I am. So when I totally FUBAR'ed my site 10 minutes ago I was in a total panic. After waiting on hold for less than 5 minutes a gentlemen named, I think, Blake got on the phone, didn't make me feel like an idiot, explained what the problem was in terms *I* could understand, fixed the problem, and laughed at the appropriate "I'm such an idiot" jokes I was making. It was honestly the best customer service I've ever received.
In my customer service survey I said I was so in love with him I'd have his babies.
I stand by my statement.
In my customer service survey I said I was so in love with him I'd have his babies.
I stand by my statement.
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650 Gough St
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 869-1900
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 869-1900
Jade Bar - CLOSED
Category: Lounges
Neighborhood: Western Addition/NOPA
If Jade was a guy I just met Jade would be the perfect guy. He'd have interesting friends. His taste in beverages would match mine perfectly. I'd like the way he dresses. We'd hit it off instantly and I'd be pre-planning our wedding.
Then we'd go to the apartment he shares with 5 really weird dues. They'd have a waterfall which makes the entire apartment smell like the YMCA and cause the worst humidity EVER. Their carpet would be matted with some sticky substance you PRAY is soda.
It would be a really big turnoff and I'd probably blog about how weird he was.
Then we'd go to the apartment he shares with 5 really weird dues. They'd have a waterfall which makes the entire apartment smell like the YMCA and cause the worst humidity EVER. Their carpet would be matted with some sticky substance you PRAY is soda.
It would be a really big turnoff and I'd probably blog about how weird he was.
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505 Jones St
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 440-2610
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 440-2610
Bang San Thai Cuisine
Category: Thai
Neighborhood: Civic Center/Tenderloin
Holy Mother of Bob Sagat. My bffofmylife took me here which I firmly believe has solidified our friendship forEVER. I don't think I've ever said this about a restaurant but you really just have to try it for yourself as no amount of descriptive words could adequately paint a picture of how good this place is. The Thai food is outstanding.
WARNING: You will walk out reeking of Thai food as the space is small.
TIP: It's BYOB.
WARNING: You will walk out reeking of Thai food as the space is small.
TIP: It's BYOB.
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