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"queen of all procrastinators!"

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52 Useful, 16 Funny, and 77 Cool

Location

Honolulu, HI

Yelping Since

February 2006

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jeans and tee

My Hometown

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

My Blog Or Website

http://perisblurbs.blo.../

When I'm Not Yelping...

I daydream

Why You Should Read My Reviews

...because you like me? :P

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.flickr.com/...

My First Concert

Color Me Badd

My Favorite Movie

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

My Last Meal On Earth

hamburger steak with onions and mushroom gravy

Current Crush

Budes

Recent Reviews

87 Reviews

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Honolulu, HI 96814

Driving & Traffic on O'ahu  

1 star rating
 3/28/2007 1 photo   First to Review
*grrrrr*

...and supposedly we're driving with aloha! I THINK NOT! Drivers do not understand what a 4-way STOP means, drivers do not know how to merge onto and out of the freeway, some don't even know that "green" means go and "red" means stop and not the other way around but most importantly, traffic can get very heavy, and down right ridiculous at times for no reason what-so-ever (cringe).

so my advice to those of you who are going to share the road with me:

1. Pay attention!
If you're not paying attention when you're driving on the road, damnit get off the road. I don't care if you're arguing with your kids or spouse, or trying to read a map, or kissing your girlfriend/boyfriend...either you concentrate on driving or get off the road!! By the way, do your makeup before you actually leave the house!

2. Do not rubberneck!
Watch the road, not the accident you see or some poor guy getting a ticket or even the dude changing his tire on the side of the road. He seems to have it completely under control. Don't need you to slow down and stare like some kid!!

3. Use your signals!
I can't trust people any more to use their turn signals. What is so hard about this, people? Signal your d@mn intentions. Seriously ~ I have to assume now that anyone who can't use a turn signal has some sort of trouble with driving. When people don't use their turn signals, thereby threatening my safety, I'm infuriated. It's gotten to the point now where I can't be sure whether anyone is turning, switching lanes or going straight! Use your freaking turn signal! I have a proposal for automobile manufacturers and consumers alike. Why not make turn signals on a car an option? I see no reason why everyone needs turn signals on their car. From what I've seen there is a statistically significant number (less than 5 percent) of drivers on the road that don't use them. These people are forced to purchase something that apparently they don't want and surely won't use. The whole point of signalling is to COMMUNICATE with each other. When we do so, we are combining courtesy with a healthy respect for the fact that we are hurtling along in objects made of steel, capable of reducing us to pulp on contact. And by the way, you're driving me crazy because you forgot to turn your signal off ten minutes ago!!

4. Do not tailgate me!
If you tailgate me, I'll slow down. Unless you try to pass me, in which case, I might speed up. And if we're in a no-passing zone, I'll slow down even more. Just. To. Piss. You. Off!

5. Merge
Just do it already, for godnessake! If the other drivers value their cars, they'll make room for you. Quit sitting at the end of the merge lane waiting for a big opening. Maybe you should turn your signal on, so people will understand that you want to change lane, okay? You're making the rest of us late for work, and we're going to have to speed to make up the difference.

6. Wait your turn!
Do you patiently wait in your lane and in front there's a sign saying "Construction ahead - this lane ends..." for the lanes either on your left or right and then you see all these impatient a$$-drivers zoom down the about-to-end lane, then force their way over into the main lane that you've been patiently waiting; in order to "jump in line". Frick! Just wait your turn, damnit! Is it really going to kill you to be ten cars back in line? It is really going to make that much difference in how long it takes to get where you're going? The answer is no! I'll do what I can to make sure you don't merge and get in front of me!

7. Turn your Lights on!
It's not so that you can see better but it's so that others, especially me can see "precious" YOU when it is raining, foggy, early morning or evening time!

8. Do not block!
Keep your eyes ahead, way ahead and not just one car-length in front of you. If the light ahead is turning red ~ it is dumb to speed up and block the cross street. It's just rude and plain stupid to do so. Instead, take your foot off the gas pedal and let your car cruise. Do not annoy me more than I already am!

9. Learn to Park!!
Jeez, how hard is it to park in between the lines of your assigned stall? Also to park as straight as possible to make room for the people, like myself, to be able to park next to you? Don't just park anyhow you like and occupy 2 stalls.

~ shoots!

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98-1005 Moanalua Rd
Aiea, HI 96701
(808) 488-9399

GameStop  

Category: Books, Mags, Music and Video

5 star rating
 3/27/2007   First to Review
So R wanted a PS3 for Christmas and no store had them in stock! And we all know that if R wants something, he must get it, no excuses! Before I go on, I have to point out that it's a gift from his parents; not me as I'm not that generous especially for a game console when I can buy me like 4 Coach handbags *smirks*

Anyways, yours truly would have to call each week (as a favor for his mom) to find out if a shipment came in and even then, its limited quantities and one will need to purchase it on a FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE basis (you can't even request to have one be put on hold and pay over the phone should they have it in stock at the store - you need to physically drag your a$$ over there)

So two weeks before Christmas, I called the Ala Moana's store before my lunch break and so happen a shipment of PS3 just arrived. I quickly run over but the last unit had just walked out the door. Gawd fudge it! I felt cheated!

I call the other stores and it seemed that almost every of them got a shipment in that day. The only store that still had quantities left on hand were Hawaii Kai and Pearlridge. Both stores are at least a half hour drive considering it's almost 3pm (TRAFFIC). So I took a chance, and drove out to Pearlridge.

Long story short...I got the PS3 and my next task was to figure out where to hide it without having him find it before Christmas in our tiny apartment...

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4211 Waialae Avenue
Honolulu, HI 96816
(808) 732-0784

Longs Drugs  

Category: Drugstores

4 star rating
 3/27/2007  
"Make Longs a part of your day!"

Where you're able to find almost anything and everything you're looking for (Maunaloa chocolate macadamias, household items, food, medicine, makeup, alcohol, etc) at low cost and even more if it's advertised as an "in-store" sale item.

If you're on Oahu, look for its insert in your Sunday and Wednesday newspaper for goodies going on sale (other islands I think it's only Sunday)! Ohhh, and you can shop anytime at any of these 24-hour locations ~ Pali, Pearl City & Moilili.

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2100 Kalakaua Ave
Honolulu, HI 96815
(808) 926-2600

Tiffany & Co  

Category: Jewelry

5 star rating
 3/27/2007 1 photo  
How can a girl not love receiving that blue gift box from Tiffany & Co. as a present?

*thank you, sweetheart!*

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2710 S King St
Honolulu, HI 96826
(808) 946-2073

Fukuya  

Categories: Japanese, Caterers

4 star rating
 3/26/2007  
Clean storefront and onolicious food :)

Must feast on the potato hash, chow fun, miso butterfish and musubi!

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2365 Kalakaua Ave
Honolulu, HI 96815
(808) 922-5536

Cinnamon Girl  

Categories: Women's Clothing, Accessories

5 star rating
 3/26/2007  
I enjoy browsing through the store every time as it potrays a warm and romantic atmosphere. The prices are a little higher than what I am more prone to spending for a dress; nevertheless I still love its feminine clothing designs for women, plus accessories which are always complemented with really courteous and friendly customer service.

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  • Cool (1)
500 Ala Moana Blvd
Honolulu, HI 96813
(808) 526-9888

Ocean Club - CLOSED 

Category: Nightlife

3 star rating
 3/26/2007  
Dress to impress, as sneakers and beachwear won't get you past the velvet ropes!

Tables and prime space along counters fill up fast!

The best way to experience the club is to go pau hana or at least arrive comfortably before 8 p.m. Secure a spot for people watching, and eat at the happy-hour prices.

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1222 S King St
Honolulu, HI 96814
(808) 594-3720

Zippy's Restaurants  

Category: Restaurants

4 star rating
 3/26/2007  
If I ever left Hawaii and came back for a visit, the first thing I'd want would be, a chili chicken plate with rice from Zippy's! Other favorites include the korean-style fried chicken plate and zip pac!

best even in the wee hours of the morning :)

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Sunnyvale, CA 94089

Flickr.com  

5 star rating
 3/26/2007 2 photos  
A fantastic site to manage my photos online as well as to share them with friends and family. Best of all, it is free and so, so easy to use :)

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1600 Amphitheatre Parkway
Mountain View, CA 94043
(650) 930-3500

Google  

Categories: Local Flavor, Local Services, Mass Media, Active Life, Public Transportation

5 star rating
 3/26/2007  
My favorite #1 search website. It's my "universal access" to the world's knowledge at my fingertips, anytime and anywhere :)

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37 Compliments

  • Great Photo

    Your photos in the Polaroid frame layout are absolutely adorable! Props!

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    I Miss Hawaii, Traffic and ALL! Aloha!

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