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3025 El Cajon Blvd
San Diego, CA 92104

Tiger! Tiger!  

Categories: Pubs, Breweries, Beer, Wine & Spirits
Neighborhood: North Park

4.0 star rating
1/12/2012 1 Check-in Here
Me, Javi, Jfeds and Madame LaRue ventured in for a man-date. D!cks didn't put out though.

Oysters on the 1/2 with lime-serrano granita were epic, and the Washington-sourced bacon-wrapped, roasted bi-valves were cry worthy. Joint makes chowder by the bowl to order, so ++ there. A little on the thin side but the clams weren't frozen bits, rather full manila's in the shell. Yahtzee/

Pork Belly Bahn Mi looked amazing, but fell a bit short. House baked breads to sop up all the goo made circle jerk toast look like taste like a homeless hooker's tampon. That's a compliment I swear/

And when they forgot the Roasted Broccollini multiple people apologized profusely (6x and counting) then brought out this ginger persimmon cake on the house that gave me Stockholm Syndrome. It was delicious.

Touche bitches...and again, sorry about that Broccollini

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3412 University Ave
San Diego, CA 92104
(619) 282-8959

El Uno Bar  

Category: Dive Bars

3.0 star rating
1/12/2012 1 Check-in Here
Rumored to have Mexi-trannies on occasion, but I saw none.

/i'mjustsayin'

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13441 Holmes
Kansas City, MO 64145
(816) 942-9141

Fiorella's Jack Stack Barbeque  

Category: Barbeque

4.0 star rating
1/12/2012 1 Check-in Here
KC BBQ is teh straight sex, and Jack Stack made me pee my pants a little. Came here late Monday night for a pre-business pitch carni-fest and they didn't let me down.

Animal Count:
Pork - Baby Back Ribs; Pork Roast, Hot Links, Ham
Beef - Ribs, burnt ends, brisket
Fowl - BBQ rubbed dark meat on teh bone, fire-kissed wings

Super dupe. Grab the cheesy corn bake and beans fer sure, they will punch your tongue in teh face. I preferred teh sauce at Gate's but I weren't complaining with Phil's as my standby in the backyard. Place makes Phil's look like Denny's, and best part. NO F***ING LINE.

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85 Avenue A
New York, NY 10009
(212) 777-1157

Drom  

Category: Lounges
Neighborhoods: East Village, Alphabet City

4.0 star rating
10/22/2011
Me: what's that Efes beer all about?
Hot eastern block bartender: it's Dutch.
Me: why not, I'll try one
HEBB: hands me beer, $10
Me: Kool here u go.
HEBB: (in strong accent) I have to tell you that in five minutes Heinekens will be free for an hour.
Me (thoughts): awesome but I could've used this information BEFORE taking advantage of $10 beer night. But she's one of my peeps so we're straight.

Drom was a dope little club with great system and underground club vibe, oh yeah and a wildly mismatched lineup for CMJ. Think: Johnny cash meets br549, followed by an awesome acidy jaZzy rocky instrumental out there band called delicate steve, capped off with a pudgy puerto rican chick in an ill-fitting leather bikini covering 90s hip hop with all the talent of your average bowling alley karaoke patron. I heart ny

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404 Broad St
Bloomfield, NJ 07003
(973) 429-1146

Bloomfield Best Bagels  

Category: Bagels

4.0 star rating
10/20/2011 1 photo
I may be a novice Cali boy but these jew donuts are for real. Thick; chewy, fluffy and a little crunchy. How do u sneak no many textures into one carb hole? To me they were amazing; next stop Russ & Daughters in the lower east side.

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1279 Broad St
Bloomfield, NJ 07003
(973) 338-4477

Mario's Famous Pizza  

Categories: Pizza, Italian

4.0 star rating
10/20/2011
Super bomb east coast thin crust. Went simple cheese; and added sOme peppers. Chewy crust, nice ez sauce and perfect cheese. Great first meal on the right coast.

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446 Broad St
Bloomfield, NJ 07003
(973) 743-1480

Gencarelli's Bakery  

Category: Bakeries

5.0 star rating
10/20/2011 1 photo
Jesus this place is amazing and cheap! Got a loaf of fresh olive bread, pumpkin mousse pastry, pumpkin cupcake and two breakfast Danishes for $6! U could smell the fresh baked goodness from the parking lot. If I lived here I'd be in line every day and much more rotund. Filthy good kid.

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2061 India St
San Diego, CA 92101
(619) 234-4893

Mona Lisa Italian Foods  

Categories: Grocery, Italian, Delis
Neighborhoods: Middletown, Little Italy

4.0 star rating
10/6/2011
I heart Mona Lisa, best San Marzanos in town for my Xmas Cioppino, and the mona lisa special sausage is super tasty and cheap. Giardinera, anchovy, Molinari's salami and tons of other Eye-talian provisions.

Been frequenting this haunt for over a decade and they never let me down. Today I happened back for a caprese sangwich add prosciutto, and enjoyed it on the Piazza with a Pellegrino Limonata. Lucky to live in the place we are says Yoda. Good Fargin' times bub.

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Salmon Street
San Diego, CA 92124
(666) 867-5309

Chicken 65 Party  

Categories: Dance Clubs, Local Flavor, Buddhist Temples

5.0 star rating
9/30/2011
epic grinds bud. Teh Chicken 65 was top notch and so was teh partygoers. De-fu***ing-lish!

Next time it should be "teh Chicken 65 Pants-Off Dance Off"

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1127 W Morena Blvd
San Diego, CA 92110
(619) 276-2855

Bull's Smokin' BBQ  

Category: Barbeque
Neighborhood: Linda Vista

4.0 star rating
9/30/2011 1 photo Purchased a Yelp Deal
Bulls meats are great, we all split the trough and I had four different animals on my plate: cow, hog, salmon and yardbird. Mac n Cheese was creamy mac goodness, and the slaw with almonds was an unexpected treat. Two kinds o' sauce on every table, plus every kind of heat (even sriracha) at the hot sauce bar, this place caters to all types. Happy hr prices are cheap , I think it was $2 all drafts, and there's a big outdoor seating area. Best part? NO Fu**ing ridiculous line cams I have to check if I just want to go eat some bbq.

Extra Points for super hot n' tasty quasi-cowgirls working the till. Giddy Up

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Someone who knows how to ride without even falling off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't want to get off

If you're horny let's do it Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it
If you're horny let's do it Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it

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