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18300 FM 1826
Driftwood, TX 78619
(512) 858-4959
Driftwood, TX 78619
(512) 858-4959
The Salt Lick BBQ
Categories:
Barbeque,
Beer, Wine & Spirits,
Wineries
7610 Hazard Ctr Dr
San Diego, CA 92108
(619) 684-1550
San Diego, CA 92108
(619) 684-1550
Smashburger
Category:
Burgers
Neighborhood: Mission Valley
Ho hum...it's a burger. Many other places I'd rather spend $16 on a burger, fries and drink at but they're trying.
3025 El Cajon Blvd
San Diego, CA 92104
(619) 487-0401
San Diego, CA 92104
(619) 487-0401
Tiger! Tiger!
Categories:
Pubs,
Breweries,
Beer, Wine & Spirits
Neighborhood: North Park
Me, Javi, Jfeds and Madame LaRue ventured in for a man-date. D!cks didn't put out though.
Oysters on the 1/2 with lime-serrano granita were epic, and the Washington-sourced bacon-wrapped, roasted bi-valves were cry worthy. Joint makes chowder by the bowl to order, so ++ there. A little on the thin side but the clams weren't frozen bits, rather full manila's in the shell. Yahtzee/
Pork Belly Bahn Mi looked amazing, but fell a bit short. House baked breads to sop up all the goo made circle jerk toast look like taste like a homeless hooker's tampon. That's a compliment I swear/
And when they forgot the Roasted Broccollini multiple people apologized profusely (6x and counting) then brought out this ginger persimmon cake on the house that gave me Stockholm Syndrome. It was delicious.
Touche bitches...and again, sorry about that Broccollini
Oysters on the 1/2 with lime-serrano granita were epic, and the Washington-sourced bacon-wrapped, roasted bi-valves were cry worthy. Joint makes chowder by the bowl to order, so ++ there. A little on the thin side but the clams weren't frozen bits, rather full manila's in the shell. Yahtzee/
Pork Belly Bahn Mi looked amazing, but fell a bit short. House baked breads to sop up all the goo made circle jerk toast look like taste like a homeless hooker's tampon. That's a compliment I swear/
And when they forgot the Roasted Broccollini multiple people apologized profusely (6x and counting) then brought out this ginger persimmon cake on the house that gave me Stockholm Syndrome. It was delicious.
Touche bitches...and again, sorry about that Broccollini
Rumored to have Mexi-trannies on occasion, but I saw none.
/i'mjustsayin'
/i'mjustsayin'
13441 Holmes Rd
Kansas City, MO 64145
(816) 942-9141
Kansas City, MO 64145
(816) 942-9141
Fiorella's Jack Stack Barbecue
Category:
Barbeque
KC BBQ is teh straight sex, and Jack Stack made me pee my pants a little. Came here late Monday night for a pre-business pitch carni-fest and they didn't let me down.
Animal Count:
Pork - Baby Back Ribs; Pork Roast, Hot Links, Ham
Beef - Ribs, burnt ends, brisket
Fowl - BBQ rubbed dark meat on teh bone, fire-kissed wings
Super dupe. Grab the cheesy corn bake and beans fer sure, they will punch your tongue in teh face. I preferred teh sauce at Gate's but I weren't complaining with Phil's as my standby in the backyard. Place makes Phil's look like Denny's, and best part. NO F***ING LINE.
Animal Count:
Pork - Baby Back Ribs; Pork Roast, Hot Links, Ham
Beef - Ribs, burnt ends, brisket
Fowl - BBQ rubbed dark meat on teh bone, fire-kissed wings
Super dupe. Grab the cheesy corn bake and beans fer sure, they will punch your tongue in teh face. I preferred teh sauce at Gate's but I weren't complaining with Phil's as my standby in the backyard. Place makes Phil's look like Denny's, and best part. NO F***ING LINE.
85 Avenue A
New York, NY 10009
(212) 777-1157
New York, NY 10009
(212) 777-1157
Drom
Category:
Lounges
Neighborhoods: East Village, Alphabet City
Me: what's that Efes beer all about?
Hot eastern block bartender: it's Dutch.
Me: why not, I'll try one
HEBB: hands me beer, $10
Me: Kool here u go.
HEBB: (in strong accent) I have to tell you that in five minutes Heinekens will be free for an hour.
Me (thoughts): awesome but I could've used this information BEFORE taking advantage of $10 beer night. But she's one of my peeps so we're straight.
Drom was a dope little club with great system and underground club vibe, oh yeah and a wildly mismatched lineup for CMJ. Think: Johnny cash meets br549, followed by an awesome acidy jaZzy rocky instrumental out there band called delicate steve, capped off with a pudgy puerto rican chick in an ill-fitting leather bikini covering 90s hip hop with all the talent of your average bowling alley karaoke patron. I heart ny
Hot eastern block bartender: it's Dutch.
Me: why not, I'll try one
HEBB: hands me beer, $10
Me: Kool here u go.
HEBB: (in strong accent) I have to tell you that in five minutes Heinekens will be free for an hour.
Me (thoughts): awesome but I could've used this information BEFORE taking advantage of $10 beer night. But she's one of my peeps so we're straight.
Drom was a dope little club with great system and underground club vibe, oh yeah and a wildly mismatched lineup for CMJ. Think: Johnny cash meets br549, followed by an awesome acidy jaZzy rocky instrumental out there band called delicate steve, capped off with a pudgy puerto rican chick in an ill-fitting leather bikini covering 90s hip hop with all the talent of your average bowling alley karaoke patron. I heart ny
I may be a novice Cali boy but these jew donuts are for real. Thick; chewy, fluffy and a little crunchy. How do u sneak no many textures into one carb hole? To me they were amazing; next stop Russ & Daughters in the lower east side.
Super bomb east coast thin crust. Went simple cheese; and added sOme peppers. Chewy crust, nice ez sauce and perfect cheese. Great first meal on the right coast.
Jesus this place is amazing and cheap! Got a loaf of fresh olive bread, pumpkin mousse pastry, pumpkin cupcake and two breakfast Danishes for $6! U could smell the fresh baked goodness from the parking lot. If I lived here I'd be in line every day and much more rotund. Filthy good kid.
2061 India St
San Diego, CA 92101
(619) 234-4893
San Diego, CA 92101
(619) 234-4893
Mona Lisa Italian Foods
Categories:
Grocery,
Italian,
Delis
Neighborhoods: Middletown, Little Italy
I heart Mona Lisa, best San Marzanos in town for my Xmas Cioppino, and the mona lisa special sausage is super tasty and cheap. Giardinera, anchovy, Molinari's salami and tons of other Eye-talian provisions.
Been frequenting this haunt for over a decade and they never let me down. Today I happened back for a caprese sangwich add prosciutto, and enjoyed it on the Piazza with a Pellegrino Limonata. Lucky to live in the place we are says Yoda. Good Fargin' times bub.
Been frequenting this haunt for over a decade and they never let me down. Today I happened back for a caprese sangwich add prosciutto, and enjoyed it on the Piazza with a Pellegrino Limonata. Lucky to live in the place we are says Yoda. Good Fargin' times bub.
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Great drive from Austin to driftwood, we had an hour wait but they now sell Lone Star tall boys in cans in a bucket. Perfecto.
Word to the wise: just pay the extra $5 and do the all you can eat. We took down three plates of pork ribs/brisket/hotlinks, plus all the fixin's: beans, potato salad, slaw, white bread. I left with the full meat sweats but that was so worth it. The pit in the middle of the joint is jam packed with smokey meaty goodness, and just like Texas hospitality they'll let you take a picture with it. Me and meat make a good couple.
I'm so fortunate that I've been able to sample BBQ from all the regions, and the different flavors we have here in the US. Texas BBQ is like no other, and the sauce (two kinds: hot and regular) were epic. Def not as thick and sweet as KC sauce, but so so scrumptious.
Get to Austin and make it happen, I implore you.