serbelle "an acquired taste" i.'s Profile

-one of HERBERT's homies was a member to this social club
-they ID you .... Like seriously ID you
-they give you this ticket stub to carry around with your name and address on it, that is signed by the member that took you
-"a visitor to this club must abide by the rules and conditions of this Club as listed on the dispenser or as displayed anywhere else within this Club" - scurry
- but not all that scurry
-pretty big facilities
-we enjoyed good affordable Chinese food here
-but...it still was kinda creepy lol
-good times with friends, so creepy turns into friendly
="LIKE SERIOUSLY........"

-thank you HERBERT for hooking it up!
-perfect location, right across from Coogee beach
-immaculate views of that deep blue sea
-everyone was so nice which was scary or....i'm just american?
-rooms seem big or did i just pack light?
-the elevator rides with my college homies seemed to be the best part of this all
=TO HAVE GREAT FREINDS YOU GOTTA BE ONE.

- "risen" my lude's transmission was giving me problems so i had to look for a new car. risen was 10 years old with 160 k on it....what a trooper!
-the exclusive biatch owns a sportswagen tdi decided that it's the bestest car out there in the world and suggested i get a tdi also
-we find an internet deal and set an appointment with Greg and i walked out of there with a new jetta TDI i can't even drive since i don't know how to drive stick....cuz uhmm i usually ride it bbwhahahahahaha
-greg made it painless, upfront and honest
-we noticed after the deal was signed he made a chinese food run (to treat his coworkers? To celebrate a sale?) thehehehe
-driving around with a student sign, stalling, getting honked at and getting some friendly nods and smiles was all worth it
-i bring the car back in yesterday for the window; doesn't automatically raise up and a part had to be shipped overnight from LA per eric c, which was ontop of his game with the service
-they did not have a shuttle for pick up or drop off of customers nor was my car washed after keeping it overnight
-the "student" sticker is officially off since the day before yesterday, risen is with a new owner who promised me he will never sell it to anyone else and i have driving privileges woohoo
-"WHERE'S THE NEAREST DIESEL?"

-being in the San Ho (408) area a lot and having viet homies....I know my balls
-my brown chewy balls...mmmmm
-so glad to have passed this while dropping off our precious oncology nurse at Florida hospital main and returned after our day's mission was over
-service was awesome and my taro milk tea with extra boba was chewy just the way I like it
-they sell munny and gloomy bear zipper pulls,chewy boba shirts, lil asian toys, etc.
-one star alone goes to the owner's mustache
-pictures on the spot posted on facebook! Lol
=ALTHOUGH I PREFER WHITE BALLS IN MY MOUTH, I SWALLOW THEM BROWN CHEWY BALLS

-1:10pm pull in to gas up after seeing my dot light up while on 17 on my way home
-motherfuckerbiatch! I left my wallet in my climbing backpack in my exclusive biatch's car!
-exclusive biatch is at work in Sunnyvale so after I text him and a homie that was expecting me at 2pm of the situation, I turn to my local friends for some rescuing
-wanted to park into one of their slots but their worker on break was sitting infront of it on her phone and didn't move until her break was over.....15 minutes later.....I finally was able to park correctly
-was encouraged to ask another worker (the other was still on her phone) if they would take a cc number over the phone to a "no, we can't do that" don't blame them. That or i leave something valuable...like my vagina. Called 76 next door, same story.
-an hour and a half later a local friend comes who drove from Livermore to rescue me to find out my exclusive biatch was on his way
-I get my wallet and the support of not only my exclusive biatch, but of friends that were working in sf; one that was off from San Jose and willing to pick up my wallet wherever it was and deliver it to me, one local who was working when I texted but got to me physically right after her work, my x coworker that drove from livermore that got to me first happy to have a reason to stop and get a car wash
-found out their car washes there were good, and the gas prices are reasonable
-I fill up before I catch up with a good friend  
=BUT FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKEN MANKIND! MOVE SO I CAN PARK! I'M A CUSTOMER DAMNIT!

-as I sit my ass down here at chipotle capitola ..... looking at my watch 310pm
-this all started at 10 am, dropped my car off and I was told their driver just left and they narrated his planned route, I knew my ass was walking to pilates.......
(i called for this appointment a week ahead and the girl that took my name in suggested that they can take me to AND from my pilates class on e cliff which starts at 1030 am because the earliest I get the car in the better...she did do her part since that info was on the computer when he read it)
-they got done checking me in and all that crap at 1015 am.
(while I anticipate the 2.2 mile walk to try to get to e cliff  in a timely manner)
-got to my pilates class bout 1036 am (yes, I walk hella fast) walking at times barefoot since I started getting blisters from my flipflops
-after pilates I walk with bandaids on both feet (thanks to my pilates instructor) heading towards 41'st and I make a call at about noon to see what time my car will be done - I was told 12:30 to 1 pm.....my ass
-2 blisters, a visit to goodwill on 41st, a pedicure, Ross and now Chipotle I called to find out if they "forgot me" to a "can I get your number I'm with a customer right now I'll call you right back" ..... 12 minutes later "You need to be picked up hu? (no shit Sherlock), stay right where you are and I'll put your number right up on the board so our driver will call you right when he gets back in"
-as I sit my ass down here at chipotle capitola ....... looking at my watch 326pm  
=IS IT BECAUSE I HAVE A HONDA?

-good times with hard core motherfuckerbiatching climbers
-kinda hard to find if you've never been
-you know you're on top of the lizard's head when you see the lion king looking hill (where the monkey dood lifts the cub)
-the lizard's mouth was heaven for the climbers
-it was ideal since it was a warm day and it was fully shaded!
=I PEED HERE TWICE

-real name spelled like this:
customercare_falconshipper
-so I go on ebay and find a cute hello kitty phone
-he gave me a deal
-only takes google payments, wtf
-communication was good until i recieved the item
-the cover to the battery won't close correctly
-emailed the same day i recieved the item
-no response for a few days
-i really wanted to start using the phone so my exclusive biatch having "shriek hands" (as esco calls it) fixed it
-email no 2. sent just to follow-up since no response
-till this fucken day.............
-somehow the website won't work when entered on yelp www.customercare_falco...
=THE EAGLE HAS LANDED.....RIGHT ON THIS FALCON'S ASS

-my exclusive biatch got me shooting
-sometimes it's hot and just oozes but this time it's about form, focus and concentration and not penetration...well that too
-how deep can that arrow go in to the hay?
-the roomie and i ventured out here since my peep hole on my bow was small thehehe.......and my exclusive biatch told me to check this place out and get a titanium one that's a certain size
-he calls prior to find out if they carry it and they did
-so in the roomie and i go and the worker stopped shooting inside the range to help us
-he kinda gave me a look when i asked him about the peep...thehehehe and since i'm a noob i had no fucken idea wtf i was saying but provided him specs the exclusive biatch gave me
-he proceeded to work on my bow, tie it up with precision, even worked on my temperamental stablizier while chatting it up with us
-he looked like spike lee:) it was awesome how he knew his shieyt when it came to their products and the sport
-total was like $10.00, i was like are you kidding me? that;s it?
-the attention he gave us was like the focus you need to get that arrow right on the bulls eye, even the roomie was impressed
=SQUIRT SQUIRT

-i don't have much hair really, as described "sparse"
-but i own that sheiyt and make it work...somehow
-well my stylist Travis makes it work and when people think i use products when all i do is run out of the house right after my showers that's a beautiful thang
-he pretty much has my hair down and delivers what i want, but i pretty much trust him when he takes the lead
-the salon is awesome, the view is great too since it's on 41st in capitola, a lot of things pass by that are entertaining
-"i had these feathers in my hair 2 weeks before the competition got their supply delivered" bbwahahahahaa just saying they are up on the lastest trends
=I WILL MARRY TRAVIS EVEN IF HE DOESN'T ASK WHEN HE GETS THAT RAZOR TATTOO  WITH A J ON ANY PART OF HIS BODY (read fine print: no not really, i lie)