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"Nine times out of ten, I'm always right"

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Location

New York, NY

Yelping Since

August 2007

Find Me In

Wilmington, NC

My Hometown

New Orleans

My Blog Or Website

http://www.myspace.com...

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm wondering if cheese will go well on it...

Why You Should Read My Reviews

I'm honest about my experiences, sometimes harsh, but honest.

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.craigslist.com

The Last Great Book I Read

Cradle To Cradle: Remaking the Way We Make Things

My First Concert

Fuel...

My Favorite Movie

I fall asleep in movies...

My Last Meal On Earth

My granny's fried breaded pork chops, mac & cheese, and green peas.

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I'm a Pescatarian most of the time

Most Recent Discovery

Soy Lattes

Current Crush

Sleep sex'n till the break of dawn...

Recent Reviews

80 Reviews

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168 Delancey Street
New York, NY 10002
(212) 254-9920

The Delancey  

Category: Lounges
Neighborhood: Lower East Side

5 star rating
 12/19/2007  
This is a pretty chill place.

I was there last night, on a Tuesday night, and PBR's were $3 bucks all night. It was acoustic night also, so some bands played upstairs. I hear the downstairs and upstairs to the place are great!

I dig the fireplace...and their music wasn't too shabby.

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137 Avenue C
New York, NY 10009
(212) 529-0005

The Sunburnt Cow  

Categories: Bars, Breakfast & Brunch, American (New)
Neighborhood: East Village

4 star rating
 12/10/2007  
I went here with Natasha and two other Friends, Sarah and Murph. Although the wait was a little less desirable-about 1 hour-in relation to the "about 30 minutes" we were told originally, we had a great time.

$15 dollars for an all you can drink brunch, including the entree. Not bad at all. I had the burger and about a gallon of bloody mary's, which were impeccable at that.

The waitresses were very friendly and warming, so I have to give them a little love, since the place was super busy and crowded.

A perfect place to drink your face off and have a "moighty great toime, mate!!"....hahaha...

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145 Avenue A
New York, NY 10009
(212) 673-7231

Cafe Pick Me Up  

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Bagels, Sandwiches
Neighborhood: East Village

1 star rating
 12/10/2007  
Let's see...my fiance's cell phone got stolen here.

Do I continue with a review? Nope.

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466 Columbus Ave
New York, NY 10024
(212) 875-2600

Cafe Blossom  

Category: Vegan
Neighborhood: Upper West Side

5 star rating
 10/30/2007 1 photo   First to Review
Brand spankin' new to the Upper West Side...less than two weeks at the location.

We ate there last night, and we had the Soy Bacon Cheeseburger. I'm usually skeptical when it comes to this type of attempt, but it was delisciously done. We had the crustini hummus breads for appetizers, and it was effortlessly yummy.

On our way out, we grabbed like a bagillion takeout menus...

Very cool place that deserves the attention. I'm glad the upper west has it now...

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505 Columbus Ave
New York, NY 10024
(212) 362-6440

Loft - CLOSED 

Categories: Nightlife, Greek, Venues & Event Spaces, Mediterranean
Neighborhood: Upper West Side

4 star rating
 10/3/2007  
We ate here recently for Natasha's birthday dinner. I found the food AMAZING, but oddly enough, we were the only one's there.

Dinner was at 8:30pm on a Monday, and the place was empty. I didn't quite understand.

Given it's location, in the conservative Upper West Side, that may have something to do with it's popularity. Hell if I know...

But don't worry. The music is chill. The food is excellently prepared and very tasty, and the waitstaff, since we had them all to ourselves, was very punctual and friendly.

Decor: Rating 10 out of 10. This place is great.

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427 Amsterdam Ave
New York, NY 10024
(212) 580-0007

Momoya  

Categories: Sushi Bars, Japanese
Neighborhood: Upper West Side

3 star rating
 9/28/2007 1 photo   First to Review
Uber hip modern layout...looks pretty rad. I hear the sushi ain't that bad either.

Less than 1 block away from Haru and Rappongi...is there a need for another sushi restaurant in the neighborhood? Let's see...Haru at 81st Street. Rappongi at 81st St. Planet Sushi at 78th St....Gari at 78th St...Raku at 75th St....I can go on and on... I guess the demand is there, but damn!

I'll be there very very soon.

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305 Amsterdam Ave
New York, NY 10023
(212) 799-3335

Hummus Place  

Categories: Vegetarian, Middle Eastern
Neighborhood: Upper West Side

4 star rating
 9/4/2007  
Nestled in its own little cave, this place is easily missed on the street. However, once you find it's there, you uncover a delightful menu.

Their hummus is scraping-the-container good. Their salads are fresh and refreshing.

We placed a small order here. It was quickly made, and we took our hummus and pita bread to the river for a bench, river-side lunch.

Tasty!!

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94 Greenwich Ave
New York, NY 10011
(212) 366-6110

La Palette  

Categories: Brazilian, French, Breakfast & Brunch
Neighborhood: West Village

4 star rating
 9/4/2007  
A very quaint restaurant in Soho that's perfectly acceptable for a quiet meal in a chill environment.

I like that it's not your normal run-of-the-mill restaurant with it's adventurous menu and global flair.

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110 Rivington St
New York, NY 10002
(212) 614-2494

Verlaine  

Category: Bars
Neighborhood: Lower East Side

4 star rating
 8/31/2007  
I've forgotten about this place, as with the many others in NY that easily escape me.

I remember walking into this place thinking that it was going to be overpriced, full of D.S.'s, and miserable. Boy was I wrong.

I was there with a handful of old school friends, and we had a great time. Verlaine's drink specials are amazing, and their Lychee Martinis are yummy...$4 yummy. Even the bartenders were friendly and engaging.

I dig this place..it's a shame I haven't been there in a while.

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210 W. 55th Street
New York, NY 10019
(212) 956-7020

Ava Lounge  

Category: Lounges
Neighborhood: Theater District

2 star rating
 8/31/2007  
Having a view of Times Square and thinking you're badass because of it?....I think not. Just as Kramer puts it when he talks to Jerry on "The Voice" episode of Seinfeld...."Sooooooo plaaaayyyyed."

For the attitude you get from this place, you'd expect to be getting something great in return. It doesn't happen here.

The only thing you'll get is some guy trying to hit on you, as he
comments on how the moon shines on P Diddy's hair on the billboard this place overlooks.

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