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They changed their chef so the food and menu options have improved big time!  Get there early because parking can be a pain in the ass around there.

The pitching machines are definitely better quality than golf n games,  but golf n games is cheaper with less reliable machines.  What I mean by that is you might get a fastball thrown right at your head at any moment.  I'm pretty sure the machines that golf n games use are programmed by skynet to terminate anyone armed with a bat.  AISC uses the mechanical pitching arm, which I prefer, as opposed to the two spinning wheels that spit out the ball with little to no warning.  

I hit in the 65 mph cage and let me tell you, it absolutely was NOT throwing 65.  That thing was pumping out 75 mph at least.  Plus the machines are around little league distance so the ball gets at you even faster.  I haven't tried hitting a fastball in 9 years but your boy was hitting opposite field rockets and line drives up the middle all day.  If you hit in the fastest cages here, then I guarantee that you can hit a Barry Zito fastball.

Go to golf n games if you are on a budget and don't mind playing a little dodgeball, or go here if you want a more reliable experience that costs a little more.

I was hesitant to try this place out at first because of the name alone.  Anytime something is intentionally misspelled to appeal to a younger, hipper, more EXTREME generation, I get annoyed.  Plus any food that has the word extreme in it ends up giving me an extreme stomach ache that sends me running for my life to the closest bathroom.  

The burgers here are surprisingly good.  The mayo they use has a sweet taste that makes it all come together nicely.  This coming from someone who isn't a fan of mayo at all.  I spent $9 for a cheese burger and chillie cheese  fries.  Pretty solid choice if you are craving a burger.

Your boy was at the batting cages fine tuning his softball swing for the upcoming season and I tweaked my neck out hella bad.  Like every facet in life, I swing for the fences.  Well anyways, I stopped off at Dr. Roberts to get my neck looked at and he corrected me real nice like whoa.  My neck is feeling super fresh and now I'm ready to drop some bombs this season.

I have a gun.

Cover charges.  Fucking cover charges.  It's a dive bar.  The bartenders are cool and all but cover charges and not being able to take my drink out to the back patio is retarded.

A glorified taco bell that serves beer.

Their crispy shrimp burritos are crazy good.  That shit is seasonal, meaning it wont always be on the menu so hurry up and try one out.  

My only beef with this place is that the portions don't match up with the amount of money I spend.  A lunch for someone who stuffs their face like me will cost 12 bucks.

one time i was trying to break the donkey kong world record currently held by billy mitchell.  to keep me fueled for this event i was throwing back red bulls and stuffing my face with hot wings drenched in rickeys world famous sauce.  everything was going great until rickeys world famous sauce gave me the worst case of the squirts i ever had in my entire life.  i would have broken the record if it wasn't for billy mitchells diarrhea inducing famous sauce.

this place sucks ass.  my closet is bigger than the bar area and they don't serve hard liquor.  and lolz @ the sissy who flagged my previous review and got it deleted.

I had a blast but I have never seen so many cockblockers in my entire life.

Growing in up in Antioch I have learned to deal with the elite group of cockblockers that inhabit the area but the dudes on this cruise were on a whole different level.  These guys were world-class olympic level jedi masters.   It got to the point where whenever I was dancing with a chick I'd have to start throwing elbows to get these guys to back the fuck off my shit.  These dudes knew all the textbook cockblock moves and even executed some I have never seen before.