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DateSeattle, WA 98101
(206) 623-0104
Seattle's Best Coffee
Category:
Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Downtown
I think I may have sobered up about a week ago.
*hic*
*imitating Homer J Simpson* Mmm... pea soup. *drools*
Portland, OR 97204
(503) 808-9283
Hillbilly Bento - CLOSED
Category:
Southern
Neighborhoods: Southwest Portland, Downtown
Their food is tasty. That's really all you need to know. There's seating, but it's borderline nonexistent. There's drink, but it's mostly crazy-sugary sweet tea. Their dirty rice is positively filthy, and I mean that in the best way possible the spices are near-overwhelming. Their shrimp boil is boiled to perfection. Their corn bread will make you, uh, wish you knew how to make corn bread as amazing as theirs.
Oh, and People love them on Yelp, but the very friendly *owners didn't know what that meant.
*When they were bringing out the cornbread frest from the oven, they asked "You sure you want a slice of this? It's pretty fresh and hot." It's a complete no brainer of a question.
Seattle, WA 98109
Elite Event @ Teatro Zinzanni!
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighborhood: Queen Anne
Seattle, WA 98122
Moustache Bash EE @ HG Lodge
Category:
Local Flavor
Neighborhood: Capitol Hill
Due to the nature of how it was originally folded, it will never bunch up into a perfect little rectangle ever ever again. I should have studied it before unfolding it, but hindsight is 20/20, eh?
Yeah, it's like an actual size road map of the USA.
Event: Drinks delicious, people perfect, eats exceptional, venue vivacious.
I just wish I could have pulled off the glorious Ron Swanson look, but I didn't have three-four months to grow a 'stache out.
If you got a poncho, don't ever take it out of the bag. Unless it's raining, then if you leave it in the bag you're a dumbass.
Seattle, WA 98101
(206) 398-1888
New Vietnamese Restaurant
Category:
Vietnamese
Neighborhood: Downtown
How new are we talking? It's at least a few years old and the sign out front looks ancient. I love the food, love the pho, love their noodles. It gets a lot of points for being relatively cheap and NOT a chain restaurant downtown.
Oh, dear. Somebody better call Ahnuld, this is way bigger than his promoting of his all-time smash hit holiday classic Jingle All The Way!
Seattle, WA 98101
(206) 623-3440
Lark In the Morning Musique Shoppe - CLOSED
Category:
Musical Instruments & Teachers
Neighborhood: Downtown
*cue "WAH WAH WAAAAH" sound effect*
Ironically, they had the instument that does that one.
2 Previous Reviews:
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9/23/2008
I'm thinking of buying their Theremin and creating my own theme music. Maybe also come up with some ominous "Republican" and "I Am Deleting My Account" themes. Sell them to John Williams for the upcoming Yelp movie by Steven Spielberg. Get rich, move to a place with tropical weather, yada yada yada.
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3/5/2007 First to Review
They encourage you to play their instruments. I turned on the Theremin and made noises like I was in an awful Ed Wood movie.
If you are looking to become the next Beck but don't have two turntables or a microphone, come here and they can hook you up. It's never too busy. They won't be able to sell you Beck's dancing skills, though. That you'll have to do on your own dime.
Seattle, WA 98106
Roasted Corn Stand
Category:
Food Stands
Neighborhood: White Center
The location within the "park" is besides the point, just walk into the area and you will smell it. Several minutes later you might possibly snap out of a trance-like state with an ear of corn on the cob 100% devoid of any remaining kernels with no memory of what just happened and missing $2.50. In case this happens, just accept it, it's par for the course for eating roasted corn on cold Winter nights.
Unless of course you're missing all your money and can't remember your name. Then you might want to call 911.
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Edmonds, WA
Yelping SinceMarch 2007
Things I LoveWitty banter, Sarcasm, Nutella, Garlic, The Onion, Paseo, Collies, Beer, Christmas, Swimming, The Gorge, Camping, Documentaries, Canada, The Wire, Calvin and Hobbes, Cheese, Achewood
Find Me InA Glass Case of Emotion
My HometownSpokane, WA
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I am praying for tidal waves
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI like to use them as my blog sometimes
My Second Favorite Website The Last Great Book I ReadA Farewell To Arms
My First ConcertGarth Brooks
My Favorite MovieEver-changing. Currently Casablanca
My Last Meal On EarthOne of every sandwich on Paseo's menu
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I'm Batman
Most Recent DiscoveryAchewood
Current CrushEva Green