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"Greetings from beautiful Jersey city, NJ"

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426 Useful, 119 Funny, and 351 Cool

Location

Jersey City, NJ

Yelping Since

March 2006

Things I Love

Unique, fresh, eclectic, classy, home made, top notch, best of the best

Find Me In

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My Hometown

Jersey City NJ

My Blog Or Website

miranda@usa.com

When I'm Not Yelping...

drinking long Island Iced Teas...ahhhhhhhhhh

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because I'm special

My Second Favorite Website

http://Ineedavacation.com

The Last Great Book I Read

Playgirl..you know, for the articles, no, really!

My First Concert

my parents took me to woodstock-I was two..does this count?

My Favorite Movie

fritz the cat..lmao

My Last Meal On Earth

raw clams , Lemon, and oysters.. anything estrogen related.... evil grin

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

Should I tell you?

Current Crush

the only crush I have is crushed garlic or crushed ice, take your pic.

Recent Reviews

522 Reviews

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250 Thunderbird Dr
El Paso, TX 79912
(915) 584-5010

Haddad Leo Gus Real Estate  

Category: Real Estate Services

1 star rating
 11/13/2009   First to Review
total slum lord, a true sheister at best. Scam artist, oh and yeah, let's not forget great liar too!
Karma's returning to this guy, so I dont suggest doing business with him, but from what you are reading, maybe you already got that!

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3501 N Mesa St
El Paso, TX 79902
(915) 533-8031

Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers  

Category: Restaurants

1 star rating
 11/13/2009   First to Review
I needed to write this review based on what I witnessed my friend Vanessa go through. She needed to return a wrong order while in the drive through and the server flipped her the bird and closed the window quickly and walked away. Not only was she speechless, but so was I. Neither one of us knew where it came from, however, the server "Nielli" really needs to watch who she does that to! The next person may not take it so lightly!

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4949 Osborne Dr
El Paso, TX 79922
(915) 581-0626

Move West Local Moving Inc  

Category: Movers

3 star rating
 11/13/2009   First to Review
Prices alittle steep, however, These guys have moved me a few times already and have gone above and beyond in a timely fashion at that!
I have no inentions of needing their services any time soon, but i do suggest them if you are searching for a moving company.

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7025 N Mesa St
El Paso, TX 79912
(915) 833-1194

Big Lots  

4 star rating
 11/13/2009   First to Review
Hey Big Lots is a pretty cool place to find rare items for the house or just really good prices.
Just be warned:
My last visit opened my eyes:
The lady checking out behind me was robbed by an in-house shopper who ran out of the store. So hold on to those hand bags ladies, the holiday season is on upon us.

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4111 N Mesa St
El Paso, TX 79902
(915) 542-1012

Mediterranean Cuisine  

Categories: Greek, Mediterranean

1 star rating
 11/8/2009   First to Review
I had the lovely opportunity of walking into the kitchen here..OMG. WTF?
This is not what you want to get your food from. it's unsanitary and foul. how it's open is beyond me..do i hear a payoff song playing in the back round of this review?
The ladies room was apparently used by men and smelled of urine, seat was up and all stained with signatures of men who don't have aiming skills, or perhaps could not reach, i assume? EWW!
I was alittle shocked to say the least.
So I stuck to the pastries which are not made on the premises and gracefully exited..never to return again!
SCARY!

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7000 Westwind Dr Ste D
El Paso, TX 79912
(915) 833-0255

Andre's Pizza  

Category: Pizza

4 star rating
 11/8/2009  
30" pies served here and pretty darn good, may I add!
Made exactly as asked, I enjoyed every morsal of this pizza.
I am a serious critic of pizza out side of my NYC/NJ greatest, so please take my word for it on this one. I KNOW good pizza.
You can rest assured that your pizza will be made fresh to order, never made previously.

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7447 N Mesa St
El Paso, TX 79912
(915) 584-8881

Baskin-Robbins 31 Ice Cream Stores  

Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt

4 star rating
 11/8/2009   First to Review
I had a HUGE craving for strawberry Ice Cream today and B-R came through with the freshest and tastiest delicious sweet dreamy ice cream ever!
They have and endless array of lovely choices -too many to decide on! UGH! lol!
Don't think that I left without an ice cream cake to share with my family for Sunday dinner!
We just finished up and my Grandpa gave two thumbs up..that's rare from an Italian grandfather, so take his word for it!
Bellisimo!!!!!!!

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7111 N Mesa St
El Paso, TX 79912
(915) 581-7111

Paco Wongs  

Category: Asian Fusion

5 star rating
 11/8/2009   First to Review
I went here on a dinner date and was blown away by the service from the door.
After being seated my coat was hung, including my purse on a table hook.
The food came and was FABULOUS. The presentation was not only stunning but the flavors were euphoric. Fresh, tasty and served piping HOT.
The seasonings were rich and intense to perfection. Veggies tasted as if just picked and bursting with flavor.
Waitstaff made themselves available at all times. Nothing went unnoticed.
Decor was high end and beautiful. Ambiance fantastic. Very charming and cozy. I loved it! Did I mention CLEAN? I even liked the rest room!
I was so very impressed.!
If I could place five more stars, I would!
I can't wait to return here again!

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2033 Trawood Dr
El Paso, TX 79935
(915) 591-3737

Marina's German Bakery  

Category: Bakeries

5 star rating
 11/8/2009   First to Review
Outstanding German authentic pastries. I adored the liebecuchen, Translation : LOVE CAKE. - it's out of this world ten times over!!!

For lunch I had the goulash and German potato salad that was totally phenomenal and soo addicting!
Always very fresh and delicious, home made and the best of ingredients.
The breads are AMAZING. Get there early or miss out. They sell out quickly!
Only drawback: the coffee wasnt so good, guess you cant have it all..lol!  
Everything else makes up for the coffee and then some.
Prices are decent.

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5817 N Mesa St
El Paso, TX 79912
(915) 584-2255

Coffee Emporium the  

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Candy Stores

4 star rating
 11/5/2009   First to Review
Fantastic selection of coffees and candies of quality.
I loved the different flavors offered here!
Alittle pricey, but rare types, hard to find goodies!

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