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1215 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC 20036
(202) 955-5525

Current Sushi  

Categories: Japanese, Dance Clubs, Sushi Bars
Neighborhood: Dupont Circle

2.0 star rating
5/24/2010
Girls were mean to me
'cause too poor for a table
Back to U Street bars

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2009 14th St NW
Washington, DC 20003
(202) 232-2156

The Gibson  

Category: Lounges
Neighborhood: U Street Corridor

2.0 star rating
6/3/2009
Knock knock ding dong buzz
My pretty date was impressed
My wallet was not

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1847 14th St NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 265-7839

Cafe Saint-Ex  

Categories: Pubs, American (Traditional)

3.0 star rating
4/5/2009
Smells like beer and sex
Everyone kissing but me
Rejected, alone

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1413 K St NW
Washington, DC 20005
(202) 408-9444

Tattoo Bar  

Category: Bars

2.0 star rating
10/26/2008
I cannot hear you
Ear cilia funeral
To cheesy music

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2333 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 518-6667

Tom Tom  

Categories: Restaurants, Bars
Neighborhood: Adams Morgan

1.0 star rating
6/11/2008
Dance floor is grind floor
Stopped by for one drink, I swear
To feel young again

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1811 14th St NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 667-4490

Black Cat  

Categories: Music Venues, Bars

1.0 star rating
4/6/2008
High school A/V club
Skinny jeans were never cool
How'd you get them on?

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2007 14th St NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 797-7171

Marvin  

Categories: Lounges, Belgian
Neighborhood: U Street Corridor

4.0 star rating
3/30/2008 ROTD 4/9/2008
Put down that iPhone!
Where hipsters come to pasture
"So what do you do?"

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1739 N St NW
Washington, DC 20036
(202) 331-8528

Tabard Inn Restaurant  

Categories: American (New), Breakfast & Brunch
Neighborhood: Dupont Circle

3.0 star rating
7/11/2007 ROTD 9/3/2007
Time warp into past
Presidents hanging on wall
checking out my date

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1506 U St NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 265-9800

Love Cafe - CLOSED  

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Bakeries, Desserts
Neighborhood: U Street Corridor

2.0 star rating
6/13/2007
Eight bucks for a slice?!!!
But i feel so trendy cool
Please take my money

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2003 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 588-7180

The Common Share - CLOSED  

Category: American (Traditional)

2.0 star rating
6/10/2007
Oh wow booze so cheap
Can't wait to tell all my---wait,
whose vomit is this?

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