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Oakland, CA
Yelping SinceMarch 2008
Find Me InRockridge or thereabouts, or adventure-ing
My HometownOakland, CA
My Blog Or WebsiteMy blog is now the neglected ugly step-sister of Yelp
When I'm Not Yelping...I am thinking about yelping about what I am doing. Wait, I have a problem.
Why You Should Read My ReviewsAs one friend put it, "simultaneous social irreverance and love of life"
My Second Favorite Website The Last Great Book I ReadYou're Gonna Love This Kid! - Paula Kluth (aka my idol)
My First ConcertJanet Jackson's If tour, 6th grade
My Favorite MovieThis is a ludicrous question
My Last Meal On EarthSimple: cheese (one creamy and oozy, one aged and nutty), olives, wine, baguette
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...Physically incapable of witholding truth.
Most Recent DiscoveryPatience is overrated.
Current CrushHmmm. Crush. No, I'm more of a jump-right-in typa gal.
Oakland, CA 94609
(510) 652-2100
Marc 49
Categories: Beer, Wine & Spirits, Wine Bars
Neighborhoods: Temescal, North Oakland
Oakland, CA 94609
(510) 652-2900
Burma Superstar
Category: Burmese
Neighborhoods: Temescal, North Oakland
Well, hype hasn't died down, because the wait was still an hour, but I took Mike Z.'s suggestion and went to Marc 49 two blocks down. By the time we came back to BSS, I was very, uhm, relaxed.
Burma Super Star is an interesting title for this place. It's pretty minimalist, all the decor being represented by chic and interesting takes on lighting. Most of the walls, save some prominent wine racks and a sculpture in the back corner, and an artifact near the front, are blank, meant to contrast with a black ceiling. It works. The acoustics in here are OK - it's busy and tables are close, but I could still hear my boyfriend across the table and no one jerked their head towards us when my loose mouth (blame wine) let out some zingers.
We enjoyed the two appetizers and entree to split, with brown rice. The food was reasonably priced and presented beautifully, and I can definitely see myself coming back.
-The Platha and dip was so outrageously delicious - of course at the cost of being very very VERY calorie-dense and probably to blame for oxen breath later in the evening.
-We tried the tea leaf salad - great mix of textures, but to me the mixture of flavors wasn't my favorite.
-Our shrimp curry had exciting punches of garlic and spices. Great serving size as well, and a good compliment to the tea leaf salad we still had on the table. My only complaint is that there was just a SLIGHT HINT of sea monkey to it - you know what I mean? Like a little kid's aquarium? Next time I will get a vegetarian dish.
-Thai iced tea - the best I've ever had! Creamy and spicy without the excess sweetness that turns me off from other restaurants' versions.
Service was OK. I thought the food came out too fast - having waited an hour to sit for my meal, I didn't want it to be over so quickly! But we didn't have to wait for anything, which I guess is more important.
It's not really fair that I'm the first person to review this place, because I'm not from Lakeport, and even by Bay Area standards it's been insinuated I am a bar snob. But life's not always fair. For example, sometimes your boyfriend drags you out to Lakeport for no good reason.
It seems this place draws an interesting crowd. The somewhat elaborate karaoke was tragically underutilized, but that did not mean there was no entertainment. The locals were a fun time and the bartender was nice.
Oakland, CA 94612
(510) 251-0100
Franklin Square Wine Bar
Categories: American (New), Wine Bars
Neighborhood: Uptown
They have a small hand-picked selection, and offer up a good variety of themed flights. Their edibles are quality, if a bit pricey for the serving size. I'll probably be back, but nothing blew me away about the place.
Berkeley, CA 94704
(510) 704-0325
Platano
Category: Latin American
Neighborhood: Downtown Berkeley
Have you ever been to one of those?
They aren't like American Pizza Huts. Salvadoran Pizza Hut is a BFD - it's where bankers go for lunch to pretend to celebrate someone (else's) promotion. There are lines out the door on any given evening, the Salvadoran bourgeoisie gearing up for their family fun night.
So take a Pizza Hut in San Salvador, paint the interior some slightly more sophisticated creamy versions of saffron and avocado, and in place of corporate framed posters, put up mercado memorabilia - you know, tattered-edge bright paintings of cottages. Cartoon women carrying water, emblazoned on a wooden serving platter. It's not your typical Berkeley restaurant at all - it's strangely more soulless and cuter at the same time.
The pupusas are pretty good. I've had better. Standard pricing.
Some interesting salads make the menu professors-lunching-friendly. But nothing really stands out.
Well, that's how I felt.
They picked an interesting location - the diners seemed to be about a 50/50 split when it came to native language being spoken.
some food notes -
platano frito (comes with refried beans and crema, Salvadorean style) - such a killer combo!
pupusas - I had the queso con loroco. The loroco flower is a very distinct flavor unlike anything else - I think they may have used frozen/reheated loroco though because of the way the cheese separated around it and the dark green color wasn't quite right. Flavor was spot on though. Very delicious. Also, these are less greasy (on the outside) pupusas than I've had elsewhere. I think next time I'll try the squash.
Horchata - very sweet and spicy. A good specimen.
Oakland, CA 94611
(510) 547-3444
Gregoire
Category: French
Neighborhoods: North Oakland, Piedmont Ave
5 stars for the puffs. Other entrees are hearty and pretty much on the mark. Great option for takeout, if a bit pricey.
As it turns out, I am still sassy as I was two years ago, but slightly more feminine and less futuristic, a touch more fashionable and sunny. That is what my new glasses purchase says about me.
umm....
Anyway, the service here was outstanding! To start off, the doctor was amicable and very funny. I left glasses strewn about the whole place in my disorganized indecision. Every so often, a sales associate would silently put something in front of me that was right up my alley. She and my useless friend with the dilated pupils took turns telling me what each pair would communicate to strangers about the kind of person I am deep inside. After all, these things go on my face and set me back $400 (which was a pretty good deal I guess) - in fact, these particular glasses actually MAKE me into a sophisticated yet fun loving girly girl who likes loud floral prints and also beer and getting dirty.
I am having an identity crisis.
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Fantastic sangria, $11 flights, and a host of happy hour specials will have me coming back. I'm tempted to use Marc as a before-dinner waiting spot, but may try the panini one of these days.