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"You'll Look better in a Sweater Washed in Woolite"

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Location

Waban, MA

Yelping Since

February 2008

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a gutter near you

My Hometown

San Francisco

When I'm Not Yelping...

I frown

Why You Should Read My Reviews

I rock

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.punkglobe.com

The Last Great Book I Read

Phone

My First Concert

Mozart Live in Vienna

My Favorite Movie

Herbie Rides Again

My Last Meal On Earth

will be my own vomit

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I rock

Most Recent Discovery

Ogunquit Maine

Current Crush

Millard Fillmore

Recent Reviews

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465 Angell St
Providence, RI 02906
(401) 437-6950

Red Stripe  

Category: Restaurants

4 star rating
 10/31/2008  
"What?  I can't hear you its so damn loud in here!"
"You like to be rude?"
"No, I like the FOOD"
"Sorry, I can hear the peole at the next table but not you!"
"Do you want another glass of wine?"
"Yes it is fine."
"WINE, DO YOU WANT MORE WINE?"

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30 Langley Rd
Newton, MA 02459
(617) 527-3223

Johnny's Luncheonette  

Category: Restaurants

3 star rating
 10/29/2008  
The breakfast I had was okay.  It was nothing to run about shouting over but it was fine.  I thought the price was a tad steep but I'm a cheapskate. It s easy to get to so I give it a plus there, Greenline a block away and a parking lot right across the street. I will probably go again.  The decor is interesting I like all the local photos.

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1158 Beacon St
Newton Highlands, MA 02461
(617) 243-9050

China City  

Category: Chinese

4 star rating
 10/28/2008  
Love the Won Ton Soup!  When they say you can pick it up in 10 minutes it is ready in 10 minutes!  I haven't had anything delivered yet but I am sure they are quick!  The food is good and always HOT!  The tangerine beef is excellent!  I get food there at least once a week and it is delish every time. Slightly greasy but it is chinese.

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1 Worcester Rd
Framingham, MA 01701
(508) 872-9517

Shopper's World  

Category: Shopping Centers

5 star rating
 10/27/2008  
This place is HUGE!  I was looking for a gift for a friend and was told to try Framingham.  Not being a fan of Framningham I scoffed at first but must take that scoffing back.  Shoppers World is a shoppers paradice. Well discount shopping anyway.  It is huge and has every major chain store you can imagine.  I got great deals!  Really great deals!  I shal return and return and return, I imagine the palce to be a nightmare at Chrismas but maybe this year with the crappy economy I will make out like a bandit!

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10 Windsor Rd
Waban, MA 02468
(617) 332-4100

Waban Market  

Category: Grocery

4 star rating
 10/20/2008  
Not far from the Waban D line stop is the Waban Market.  It is my neighborhood market and I love it.  This market is quirky and a one off but I love taking people to the Market when they visit.  It is a little trip to Moscow.  Russian is spoken by all the staff and many if not most of the customers.  Smoked fish, stuffed cabbage and other Eastern European treats are all through the market.  They have a pretty good beer and wine selection too. The help is often gruff but they are Russian and that is just their way.  Worth the visit!

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Cambridge, MA 02238

HONK! Parade to Reclaim the Streets for Horns,…  

Category: Arts & Entertainment
Neighborhood: Central Square

4 star rating
 10/14/2008  
I issed the parade but caught some of the street festival in Davis Sq.  Some great bands so mediocre but an over all fun afternoon.

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580 High Street
Dedham, MA 02026
(781) 444-6757

Museum of Bad Art  

Category: Museums

4 star rating
 10/7/2008  
I didn't know what to expect but I wasn't disappointed but I wish it had been bigger.  I knew it is in the foyer of a Men's Room and that alone I thinik is ariot but I was hoping for a little more bad art.  The Art WAS bad and the accompanying descriptions were very funny, I just wish there was more!  What is going on in the Ladies Room of this theater?  I did sign up for their mailing list so I can be notified when the show changes and if (I hope) there is a touring show!  This is a truly silly experience and if you love the stupid and fuuny this is for you.  If not stay away.

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103 Point St
Providence, RI 02903
(401) 831-6666

Olga's Cup and Saucer  

Categories: Bakeries, Restaurants

1 star rating
 10/2/2008  
Stick to making Bread Olga!  Your cafe part is DREADFUL!!!  Your hours are idiotic and help surly at best. Tsk Tsk! Your bread is great when i get it at a store or restaurnat with pleasant staff but going to your place is not something I will ever do again and I would NEVER tell anyone to do it!
Miss Manners would have a field day with your staffs manners.
SHAME!

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916 Walnut Street
Newton Highlands, MA 02461
(617) 969-1141

Whole Foods Market  

Categories: Grocery, Meat Shops, Seafood Markets, Health Markets

3 star rating
 9/25/2008  
This Whole Foods is a nice size and has some very nice people working there.  The other patrons there are VERY scary!  I have never seen so many ANGRY people in one place in my life!  Don't try to reach for something if one of these angry souls need to be where you are!  I don't know why they are so unhappy and mad but they are!  The parking lot is like being in the ring of a WWF match!  These people have serious issues and are all working them out while purchasing organic bran and prune products! Huffy mart would be a better name for this place!

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100 Fountain Street
Providence, RI 02903
(401) 421-1188

Murphy's Deli & Bar  

Categories: Caterers, Delis

4 star rating
 9/17/2008  
I love an old lady bartender and this place has them!  They also have great sandwiches!  I had an egg salad and bacon sandwich that was fab!  The daft beer selection is good.  I had a Smithwicks and i love them so it was a plus.

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