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South San Francisco, CA
Yelping SinceSeptember 2006
Find Me Insoluble
My Hometownhas great hoochies
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I'm having a Madeline soaked with tea
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI put the buta in your kakuni
My Second Favorite Websiteisn't updated enough
The Last Great Book I ReadAnyone Can Cook
My First ConcertUmm, Lea Salonga?
My Favorite MovieBeerfest, Le Mans, Hudson Hawk, Big Night
My Last Meal On Earthsteak frites, sauce bernaise, and a nebuchadnezzar of Krug '85
Most Recent DiscoveryElizabeth Cawdry Thomas
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Atlanta, GA 31132
(800) 331-0500
AT&T Mobility Headquarters
Category: Professional Services
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3/15/2007
And here's a text message that I received 2 minutes ago today:
CingFreeMsg: Daylight Savings Time begins 3/11. Your device needs to be updated to reflect correct time & date. Visit http://Cingular.c... from your PC for info.
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Thanks.
Also...
No Cingluar, even if Snoop is your BFF..."Drop it Like it's Hot" is not an appropriate corporate mantra.
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Update 05.05.2007
After having yet another call cut off...Hmm, what if I try a GTalk call instead?
Calling E at 10:05 AM on Saturday
Call ended with E at 10:11 AM on Saturday
E: thats hella funny
E: that its easier to talk over the internet
than on the phone
AJ: yeah, it's definitely a little surreal
and way fucking sad
E: or way fucking seXXXy
A: I'm adding this to my Cingular review
E: hahaha
cingulars good in the city bitch!
AJ: it may be....but fucking headquarters can suck a dick
Alameda, CA 94501
(510) 769-1601
St George Spirits - Hangar One
Category: Beer, Wine & Spirits
Lance is a superlative host whose hospitality is only matched by his hilarity and spirit...but then again, I suppose that's the booze talking.
There's so much more to this place than vodka...you never know what goodies they'll have hiding in the back.
rye, 5-year apple brandy, and something just a bit more out of left field:
http://tinyurl.com/p9fwq5
New York, NY 10013
(212) 334-5182
Tailor
Categories: American (New), Lounges
Neighborhood: SoHo
Despite its commercial failing though, Tailor has some incredibly talented and gifted people behind it both in Sam Mason as well as Eben Freeman. I partook in a flight of desserts as well as a couple of cocktails and enjoyed all of them. Suffice it to say, I'm sure that both Sam and Eben will be landing on their feet in a matter of time. I hope the same for the rest of the staff at Tailor.
In addition to the food and drink, Tailor was also a place with a strong aesthetic sense. The Paul Smith upholstered walls and Victorian tailor vibe were pretty much a reflection of Sam's personality...the place would be worth saving solely for the space. Oh well, I guess sometimes art must necessarily be ephemeral.
Best of luck to the folks over there...hope to see them all back in the game soon.
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 863-6008
Heaven's Dog & Noodle Shop
Category: Chinese
Neighborhood: SOMA
However, it's important not to overlook the spot for its bar. While the program's being headed up by Erik Adkins, any one of the bartenders here could run a stellar bar all by themselves. Instead, we've been gifted with a whole slew of the SF cocktail mafia...so don't sleep on them.
This brings me to another notion...as many out there know, most great sushi bars are actually two separate restaurants, table service, and bar service. While you can get wonderful meals at the table, only after establishing a relationship with your sushi chef, can you get a peek into what the chef can really do. What does this have to do with a bar? I'd argue it's the same thing at the best bars around the country. Take the time to chat and with any of the folks at Heaven's Dog, and over a drink or two you'll learn more about them as they learn about you and your preferences. Even better, each bartender here has their own distinct style, so it's almost like having 5 different bars all at the same spot.
If it's your first time here, or even if it's your 5th, go ahead and order from the menu...you'll get a sense for the house style and set a baseline for your own cocktail preferences. (i.e. you don't have to be a cocktail nerd to enjoy the place). After that, it's time to talk to your bartender about what you're in the mood for. If you happen to be a serious cocktail nerd, Adkins can deliver you some history with whatever cocktail you order, or you can debate the merits of Kold Draft cubes vs Hand Carved ice while you sip on a Trident. Jackie's gift is in delivering a flavor profile that matches what you want...even if you didn't know it.
My first time at the bar, after about 30 minutes and 2 drinks, Jackie had zoomed in on exactly what I was looking for and gave me "The Green Wire," I hadn't even told her all about my preferences and she managed to deliver me a drink with some of my deepest favorites included. In the end it was a drink that far surpassed the $10 price tag. And this experience wasn't a fluke either...several days later, she did the same thing to S. S let her know that she had a preference for kaluha and cream (not exactly a "cool" drink in the often pretentious mixology world), but Jackie came forth with a drink that hit all of S's desires perfectly...and it didn't include any coffee or milk products. Sheer genius.
And that's the last notion that's important. Whether you're a vodka soda person, or a Blue Blazer person, the folks here will treat you with grace and attention. I haven't even touched on all of the people that make this place what it is...but keep an open mind, and you'll discover a whole world of drinks...and bartenders to enjoy.
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 424-4844
Cask
Category: Beer, Wine & Spirits
Neighborhoods: Union Square, SOMA
A Serious Selection of Bitters - Lots of Fee Bros, Regans Orange Bitters and so on in addition to the more easily found Peychauds and Angostura (both the standard and orange)
Hand Crafted Syrups by Small Hand Foods - Grenadine, Gum Syrup, Orgeat
Luxardo Marasca Cherries - If what you're used to is the bright red stuff that's only good for proving that you can tie knots with your tongue...this is a whole different world of flavor. The Marasca cherry is a unique food...do yourself a favor and try one. (Maybe they'll start selling Toschi as well one day?)
Granted, most of us will only experience such things as patrons at some of the more uppity bars in the city...but unless you're making your own tinctures and pour endlessly over pre-prohibition cocktail books (of which, Cask carries a few), this place will have most anything you need to build a fantastic cocktail.
And so I wanted to get a taste of a "real" Chicago Hot Dog.... Most commonly or famously the Chicago Dog consists of a Vienna beef dog, poppy seed bun, mustard, onions, tomato wedges, a pickle spear, neon green relish, sport peppers and celery salt (which I assume was added because they couldn't fit any more actual veggies on top...just kidding). To complicate matters, there's a new generation of "encased meat" followers, but that's a hot dog we'll talk about later...for now we'll stick to the search for a more old school dog.
After waiting in a lengthy but swift line of what seemed to be mostly locals we got our dogs "with everything" along with one infamous "tamale" to share...Surprise! It's nothing like the Chicago dog described above. Turns out that Gene & Jude's makes a Chicago Dog of a different era. My research tells me that the "dragged through the garden" dog I mentioned above wasn't popularized until the 1960s. Prior to its takeover of the Chicago Dog landscape however, was this dog...Just as "real" as the more common Chicago Dog, this one consists of Vienna Beef, a plain (no poppy seeds) bun, mustard, onions, "normal" relish, and sport peppers. And absolutely, positively, no ketchup...don't even mention it or you might get your underpants pulled over your head.
Most people say that the "no ketchup" rule is a matter of taste...that it ruins the smoke and beef flavor of the dog. Personally, though I think it's mostly a cultural holdover from the Austrian/German style of sausage eating...one that pre-dates the popularization of ketchup.
Enough with the cultural history, how was it? As a matter of personal taste...it was fine. Not amazing, not horrible, but just fine. After having the dog, I can say pretty confidently that it's something I could replicate at home with minimal effort. Gently steam the bun and the dog, get the toppings right...and you'd have it. The fries, while freshly cut, were on the soggy side and overly salty (Here's another area of cultural difference, even though we thought the fries were salty, folks were grabbing full-sized cylinders of salt and pouring them over their fries). Nostalgia definitely plays a strong role here. I'm sure that local high school kids have been providing the labor here since the beginning, and the "no ketchup" rule gives devotees a common code of honor. It's a place where parents and grandparents can share a taste of the past with the next generation. Sure, in the end, I only thought it was "okay," but sometimes, with each bite you get a taste of history...and that makes it all worth while.
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Oh and that tamale? Gah! Horrible! Pacific Islanders love Spam, Wylie Dufresne, Luis and Lainie love Process Cheese Food, and I love Nestea Paste....some things just can not be explained.
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 241-9760
Bi-Rite Market
Categories: Specialty Food, Caterers
Neighborhood: Mission
Seems like this portion of the trade war has ended...Thanks to the current administration!
http://tinyurl.com/df94ou
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The Golden Age of Jamon Iberico in the US: June 2008-Feburary 2009
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Oh great...not only did Jamon Iberico Bellota almost get me in trouble, it now seems to be another pawn in a trade war between the US and Spain.
http://tinyurl.com/bxq8y6
My take:
Because Iberico ham is so sought after, and sold for a significant premium more and more counterfeit hams are showing up. One way to determine authenticity was to look for the characteristic black hoof on the ham (hence "pata negra" pigs). Now the US Department of Agriculture has issued a new rule ostensibly about "health issues" that requires that the hams be shipped without their trotters...basically making it easier for counterfeiters. On top of that, a new 100% tariff will also be put into place starting next month. Trade war much?
Personally, I'm dumbstruck by the whole case, since there's only a single US importer of legitimate hams (La Tienda, http://www.tienda.com/), and only one Spanish producer exporting them to the US (Fermin, http://www.embutidosfe...). I guess someone from either organization must have called someone else in the USDA a "fanta pants" or something ridiculous like that. In any case, it must be great that the USDA is so flush with cash in this economy that they have resources to dedicate to trivial trade wars. What's the total value of Jamon Iberico Bellota consumed in the US anyway?
As a consumer, if you want to taste these hams, you've basically got until the end of February to try them out before the price doubles (currently, this means about $100/lb, and yes, a few slices is more than enough). Also, if you want to make sure that the ham you get is legit...ask your retailer where they get it. If they can prove it's from La Tienda/Fermin, then you're golden. In any case, the few retail sources that I've spoken to seem to have too much pride in their own Spanish culture to risk serving counterfeit hams...but it's something to be aware of.
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12/1/2008
As if they didn't provide you with enough reasons to shop here, Bi-Rite now carries Jamon Iberico Bellota. Yes, this is the same ham that I smuggled across the country in my luggage, the same ham that almost got me kicked out of a restaurant for bringing it in, the same ham that elicited almost tearful-stories about how much the owners of the aforementioned restaurant missed this treasure from their homeland, and the same ham that makes me slap yo momma whenever I put it in my mouf. Sadly, the folks at Bi-Rite slice it with the electric slicer rather than by hand (sacrilege!), but they do slice it fresh from a whole leg...so it's progress.
And just to cover it all...here are the other reasons to shop at Bi-Rite:
1. Avoid the lines at the Creamery and grab the ice cream here
2. Marin Sun Farms Beef and Beef products (stock)
3. Pastured Eggs (when in season)
4. Claravale Farms Raw Milk
5. Giusto's AP, Bread and Pastry Flour
6. A Local Small Business that buys from other local, small, businesses
7. Cause you can't always make it to the farmer's market or get out to the farm
San Francisco, CA 94133
(415) 981-5652
Lalola Bar De Tapas
Categories: Spanish, Tapas Bars
Neighborhood: Nob Hill
I understand, however, that sometimes your goal for a meal is to "get full" for as little money as possible. If that's you, why not go for a burrito instead? It'll save you a lot of heartache... and you won't have to circle the blocks around Lalola to hunt down that last parking space. All that being said, I ate until I couldn't eat another bite (not intentionally, as Kevin kept sending dishes I just 'had to try') my total bill came to $36 including dessert...so if you're trying to assess value, let that be your baseline.
If however, what you seek are tasty bites crafted by people who really care about the food they're putting out, then LaLola would be just the place.
To start, I had a trio of their pintxos (sans toothpicks): pork with brie, zucchini stew with a quail egg "hat" and a special of seared foie and pear. All were tasty with the pork being my favorite. Their patatas bravas are also a point of pride and are served with both salsa brava and a nice alioli. Next came the croquetas, which while being perfectly formed and fried, were a bit gummy for my preference. The gambas al ajillo followed and hinted at Gonzalo's sensitivity for seasoning. Instead of just drowning shrimp in butter and garlic, he manages to strike a good balance...and just a hint of smoke from the pimenton. He turns what is often a throwaway dish into a plate of subtle richness. I'd like to see what he could do with our local spot prawns!
But if the gambas hinted at the chefs skill for seasoning, the paella showcased it. It was a homey and humble mix of peas, green beans, chicken and pork...but the flavors were greater than the sum of its parts, and not a single item overcooked! Even though it it was served in a small Cazuela/Terra Cotta dish...it managed to have some socarrat at the bottom. (And if you've ever cooked this dish, you know that it takes some skill to achieve a crispy bottom without overcooking the rice or the meats)
At this time, it's the best paella I've had that wasn't served from a giant paellera sitting on top of a charcoal fire...
In contrast to the start of my meal, the desserts favored decadence...both in portion and richness. The olive oil cake is a serendipitous combination of olive oil, lemon, and Tio Pepe Jerez all in a light sponge--definitely a dessert with both thought and skill behind it. The pain au chocolat bread pudding was also a multi-dimensional delight. Being unable to eat any more, I brought half of the bread pudding home to my gf, still warm, it lasted all of 2 minutes.
It's clear that both Gonzalo and Kevin are passionate about Spanish cuisine, and are more than happy to share that passion with those who are interested. Kevin also seems to have a bit of a love affair with Lola Flores, a famous Andalusian performer who is the restaurant's namesake. A restaurant that is guided by a romantic vision and serves wonderful food? How could I not come back?
San Francisco, CA 94131
(415) 282-4712
Omnivore Books
Category: Bookstores
Neighborhood: Noe Valley
The shop's greatest strength however, is in its collection of older, rare and antiquarian books. In this case, they definitely have the goods over Green Apple with far less shelf space. Alas, they didn't have the two out-of-print books I've been hunting down...but Celia let me know that she expected at least one of them to come in soon....I just hope it won't cost me an arm and a leg!
Overall the shop is well tuned to serve the needs of everyone...the food super-freak, pro, and casual gift-seeker alike...so if I go missing...just look for me in the old meat locker of this one-time butcher shop.
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Once again, AT&T fails me. And not just in that new school "FAIL" way, but in the original meaning of the word, total and absolute fail.
I am a glutton for punishment.