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"Hard to make out.  Easy to make-out to."

Elite 2008

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Location

Lenexa, KS

Yelping Since

January 2008

Things I Love

Beer, encased meats, things flavored with pumpkin

My Blog Or Website

http://kchotblog.blogs...

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm drinking alone

My Last Meal On Earth

A low country boil

Most Recent Discovery

Lemon parties

Current Crush

An open-faced, roast beef sandwich

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7407 N Oak Trfy
Kansas City, MO 64118
(816) 436-8987

Bubbles Wines & Spirits  

Category: Beer, Wine & Spirits

4 star rating
 6/23/2009   First to Review
Bubbles has the best service I have ever received at a liquor store.  The couple that owns the place are always ready to chat you up and are very aware of everything they have in stock.  I went in this afternoon to find a new beer, which they happened not to have yet.  When I asked about it, the guy grabbed the phone and called about 5 different people until he found out when he would get it in.  I'm only giving them 4 stars because the warm beer section is a little crowded, and I'd prefer not having to look at a box of hot pickles when I go to check out.

Typically, they get a lot of new releases pretty early.  While waiting at the front, a guy walked straight up to the counter and asked for a pint.  It's pretty epic when you can just ask for a pint and the employee knows exactly what type of liquor you want.  I imagine it is a daily stop on his schedule.

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3701 S Ponca Dr
Independence, MO 64057
(816) 795-8630

Amf Independence Lanes  

Categories: Amusement Parks, Nightlife, Bowling

1 star rating
 6/21/2009   First to Review
Worst bowling alley ever.  Just a general idea, when an event books people to be in your facility for at least 9 hours, it might be a good idea to have more than one person working the food counter and one person working the bar.  It's even better when you insist on delivering the food to people when you have a line snaking around the counter.

Lanes are passing but everything around them are out-dated.  One set of bathrooms tucked in the back corner.  I had no desire to walk into this place upon pulling into the parking lot.

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11240 W 135th St
Overland Park, KS 66221
(913) 851-1115

La Cocinita Mexicana  

Category: Mexican

5 star rating
 Update - 6/21/2009 5 photos  
Went in for my Father's Day meal and was delighted to see La Cocinita is now offering tortas as a main option and had barbacoa as a meat option.  Both were a delicious combination.  They have also added menudo to the menu.

Now accepting credit cards.

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  • 5 star rating
    6/15/2009 First to Review

    This is one of my new favorite places to eat.  I made my first visit about a week after they had been open and then promptly returned the next day.  The place is run by two brothers from El Paso, TX who are as friendly as they come.

    The main menu consists of picking your choice of various meats and having it stuffed in a burrito, taco or a couple other options.  I went with a burrito both times, which starts with a homemade tortilla and a light layer of rice and refried beans.  You then get some meat and then they have a number of other toppings to finish it off like tomatoes, cilantro, jalapenos, cheese, sour cream and a number of salsas.  One of the salsas was coined "love me today, hate me tomorrow" for reasons you'll have to find out on your own.

    Aside from the homemade tortillas, they're doing tamales as well.  Both are available by the dozen and highly recommended.  The meat is the show stopper though.  One thing I really loved is that they have little tasting spoons like at the ice cream shop so you can try each meat out before you commit.  Even being able to taste each one, I feel the need to keep going back to try them as a full meal.  If you're a vegetarian, they have a chile rrelleno offering.  There are also breakfast burritos on the menu for early risers.

    The place looks nice and clean, and their price point is perfect.  I walked out with two burritos and a couple tamales for around $12 the other day.  There's not a bad thing I can say about visiting La Cocinita Mexicana.  My 1 yr old daughter had a tear running down her face from the heat and still wanted more.  The food is great, the owners are friendly.  You should go right now...except bring cash because that's all they were taking the last time I was there.

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417 E 18th St
Kansas City, MO 64108
(816) 472-5454

Grinders  

Categories: Pizza, Music Venues
Neighborhood: Greater Downtown

4 star rating
 6/19/2009 1 photo  
I always thought the tots and chili pizza was absurd until I ate the Junk Yard Dog this afternoon, covered with chili & cheese on a bed of tots.  One of the best hot dog experiences of my life.  Pizza is great.  Philly is decent...Whiz is a must.  My friends each got different grinders this afternoon and met in the middle on both.  Lots of sausage versus balls discussion going on at the table.

I like the open seating.  I really like the beer selection although I only go when I can't partake.  Wait staff is eclectic, but extremely good.  Decor is...what it is.  Definitely a unique dining experience that everyone should experience once.

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1101 Kansas Ave
Kansas City, KS 66105
(913) 371-4243

El Pollo Rey  

Category: Latin American

4 star rating
 6/17/2009 2 photos  
This is possibly the best chicken I have eaten in my life.  I was reluctant to actually eat the chicken with the tortillas, rice, beans and salsa provided because they took away from the insanely great taste of the chicken.  After I was done eating, I noticed that my hands were drenched in the scent of the lovely bird.  I contemplated retiring to a stall in the bathroom to apply this scent to certain parts of my body, but instead spent 5 minutes scrubbing them at the sink so as to not get tempted to eat a finger by mid-day.

With your order of a half chicken (also available whole) you get about 5 corn tortillas, pinto beans, rice, salsa and a ziploc bag of what I imagine are pickled strips of onion.  I can only imagine because there is no way I will open it.  All of the sides were edible but pale in comparison to the king chicken.  They had a sign up also offering wings if you're into that.

Place has about 4 tables.  Feels like it would get nasty hot in the summer.  The neighborhood isn't bad at all and the employees speak enough English to get your order and take your money.  Fridge full of Mexican sodas.  You will never regret eating this chicken.  Cash only.

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817 Westport Rd
Kansas City, MO 64111
(816) 931-1986

Westport Flea Market & Bar & Grill  

Categories: Burgers, Antiques
Neighborhood: Westport

3 star rating
 6/16/2009 2 photos  
It has been a decade from the first time my brother took me here and when I visited today.  If it takes another decade to get back, I'm OK with that.

The burger was good, but nothing to jizz your pants over.  You have to put all the condiments on yourself, so I consider myself about half responsible for my burger's taste quality.  The fries are pretty much blah.

A flea market being under lock and key directly next to where I was eating did not add anything to my experience.  Pain in the ass to get around to collect your own food if it's mildly busy.  Not sure why they don't just install fountain machines rather than making you order drinks from a waitress and giving you the feeling that a tip has been earned.  Beer selection is above average.

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2650 Planet Ave
Salina, KS 67401
(785) 823-6939

Candlewood Suites  

Category: Hotels

3 star rating
 6/15/2009   First to Review
I would stay here again with the cheap rate we had.  Depending on what full price was, I might think twice.

The place is nice enough.  They have a DVD library you can choose from to watch in your room for free and my wife said their on-site shop was decently priced.  Our room was a decent size and had a kitchen that included a full-size fridge, microwave and oven.  The bathroom was setup awkwardly, making it difficult to get to the toilet while closing the door.  I will mention that they have THE WORST BATHROOM TOWELS in the world.  Seriously, the things are ridged and feel awful.  Also, doesn't a ridge defeat the purpose of putting towel to skin to dry off?

Bed sucked like all hotel beds suck.  Standard TV with normal hotel channels.  WIFI was a great plus and the desk area was my favorite part of the room.  If you're making an extended stay in this craphole of a town, you should consider staying here.

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158 S Santa Fe Ave
Salina, KS 67401
(785) 826-9190

Martinelli's Little Italy  

Category: Italian

4 star rating
 6/15/2009   First to Review
I've been to Salina, KS three times in my life.  Each time has involved me eating here.  Never by my own decision.

The place just seems dumpy to me, but the food is always spot on.  This is fine Italian dining in Salina, KS.  Each time I get something that tastes good.  The menu is laid out for family style dining, where 1/4 portion actually feeds just you.  Any normal human could not down a full portion size without feeling the need to kill themselves shortly thereafter.

Not much in the way of beer taps, but what Italian restaurant is?  Decent bottle selection if they don't run out of something, and the wine list looked serviceable.  Free bread with your meal, but you have to order a salad.  Depending on your drinking habits, you can get out of here spending under $20 on two people.

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3049 Riffel Dr
Salina, KS 67401
(785) 826-9415

Taco Bueno  

Categories: Mexican, Fast Food

3 star rating
 6/12/2009 1 photo   First to Review
Not sure why Taco Bueno would have regional menus, but apparently they do since my wife couldn't find her favorite menu item.  They also had chunky salsa instead of the hot that I find back home.

State troopers and elderly men who yell at grand children like to eat here.  On the positive side, it pretty much is the exact same thing you find anywhere there is a Taco Bueno, plus my muchacho was way less greasy then normal.  I always find the topping bar jalapenos to be of high quality.

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11836 W 95th St
Overland Park, KS 66214
(913) 438-4363

Bd's Mongolian Barbeque  

Category: Mongolian

2 star rating
 6/5/2009  
Eh, this place really bugs me.  The price is a ripoff unless you plan on gorging yourself for $2 extra.  They put the meat and noodles first on the bar, which is a ripoff since those are the two easiest things to stack on at the end...although I'm betting most people who frequent this place eat mostly meat and noodles.  I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw the tray of cut polish sausage.  I also like how easy it is to eat a Mexican-style meal at a Mongolian barbecue.  I wanted to shove those metal sticks the grillers use up their asses because THEY NEVER STOP BANGING.

The one nice thing I'll say is that our waitress hooked me up in the water department after I created a napalm death sauce on my plate.  I drank a glass and ate half my ice, so she refilled me.  2 minutes later, I drank that and chewed the rest of my ice.  She then brought out a new cup of ice and filled both my cups with water.  Cheers to her, whatever her name was.

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  • R A.
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    Thanks for writing about this!  I hadn't noticed but now I'll be careful… More »

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    Um, this is a restaurant and a flea market? Or the restaurant inside the… More »

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    Sitting outside and drinking beer is one of my favorite things to do. :)

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