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"Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon."

Elite 2007 Elite 2006

profile votes icon Review votes:
533 Useful, 1294 Funny, and 569 Cool

Location

San Francisco, CA

Yelping Since

July 2005

Find Me In

pants and long sleeves.

My Hometown

Hayward, CA

My Blog Or Website

http://blog.patrickalp...

When I'm Not Yelping...

I should be.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

They're short.

My Second Favorite Website

http://vegetarian-rhap.../

The Last Great Book I Read

Kavalier & Clay

My First Concert

CSN&Y

My Last Meal On Earth

Sushi

Current Crush

Claudia Cardinale

Recent Reviews

379 Reviews

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San Francisco, CA 94122
(415) 759-7955

Sunset Man  

Category: Movers

5 star rating
 6/6/2009   First to Review
I needed to move my big ass futon from the Richmond to the TL and stupid Muni wouldn't let me bring it on the bus.  

I looked on craigslist and found JOE who calls himself SUNSET MAN.
He was cheap, fast, and a total character.

He'll even give you boxing tips if you ask nicely.

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2 Stockton St
San Francisco, CA 94108
(415) 397-4525

Virgin Megastore - CLOSED 

Categories: Videos and Video Game Rental, Music & DVD's
Neighborhoods: Union Square, SOMA

1 star rating
 Update - 4/19/2009  
Blood on the Tracks, Bob Dylan
Usually ships in 24 hours
Music - CD
$16.99

That's why.

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  • 3 star rating
    5/23/2007

    Virgin is an icon of the decaying record industry.

    It's better than SF's Rasputin's though.  Sorry snobs.  It's true.

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1327 Polk Street
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 440-7662

S.N.O.B. Wine Bar  

Category: Wine Bars
Neighborhood: Nob Hill

1 star rating
 Update - 4/9/2009  
I might as well get this out of the way before 'Business Owner Comments' starts.  

The asshole manager was drunk, slammed a glass down in front of me splashing wine onto my white shirt, and said "oops."

They should change the name to:  WINE|MEH

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  • 1 star rating
    2/24/2007

    Fuck you S.N.O.B.

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3415 California St
San Francisco, CA 94101
(415) 386-5608

Asqew Grill  

Categories: Barbeque, American (Traditional)
Neighborhood: Laurel Heights

3 star rating
 Update - 3/31/2009  
I remember writing this review because one of the owners moved into the apartment below mine.  He gave me a handful of free meals.  I guess I felt obligated.

Well, it's still good but it's expensive.

Businesses take note of my policy:  Tasty and Free gets you 5 stars.

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  • 5 star rating
    8/28/2006 First to Review

    Asqew Grill is one of my favorite restaurants in San Francisco.  I don't get to go as often as I like but I have never been disappointed.  
    Staff: Friendly
    Price: Low
    Food: Wonderful

    Just go there.

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50 Tea Garden Dr
San Francisco, CA 94118
(415) 750-3600

De Young Museum  

Categories: Museums, Local Flavor

5 star rating
 1/23/2009  
I'm a man of simple pleasures.
I'll have a bit of rainwater in my wine.
I want avocado with my Mac 'n Cheese.  

So if the sun happens to be going down, and the city is a rare kind of warm, and I find myself in the Observation Tower- despite my need to visit the lavatory, I can soak in a view that, until the De Young, could only be enjoyed by satellites.  

Then I went to the rest room.  FYI.

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1307 9th Avenue
San Francisco, CA 94122
(415) 661-1255

Beanery  

Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Inner Sunset

5 star rating
 1/22/2009  
But if I had the beans from the darkest roast
and the coffee from the Cafe ocean,
I'd foresake them all for your sweet taste,
for that's all I'm wishin' to be ownin'

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2961 16th Street
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 863-7576

Victoria Theatre  

Categories: Performing Arts, Cinema
Neighborhood: Mission

5 star rating
 1/21/2009  
To those of you who are listening, I have a new favorite theatre.  
It may be because it was built as a vaudeville house in 1908; it may be because it's potential outweighs it's current flickering glory; or because I'm going to purchase this building in the next 15 years.  
That's a promise.

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1042 Marina Blvd
San Leandro, CA 94577
(510) 352-5536

Sushi Avenue  

Category: Sushi Bars

4 star rating
 12/31/2008  
sushi sushi sushi
i love sushi sushi sushi
sushi fish fish fish sushi
raw fish love sushi sushi soup

VOLCANIC SCALLOP ROLL!!!  
I didn't know if I should eat it or have sex with it.

(so I got two)

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90 Natoma St
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 543-2277

John Colins  

Category: Bars
Neighborhood: SOMA

4 star rating
 Update - 12/30/2008  
The times are a-changin'.
Now I'm hip.  Now I'm comfortable.
Now I like bars like me!!

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  • 2 star rating
    11/7/2006

    I don't like it when I meet people whose attitude is "Aren't I hip?  Aren't I cool and comfortable?"
    I don't like bars like that either.

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870 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 835-9800

PowerBook Guy  

Category: IT Services & Computer Repair
Neighborhood: Union Square

4 star rating
 12/27/2008  
Here's the story.
My computer was having trouble and after a period of procrastination, I sought help from the costliest type of professionals: computer people.
The "PowerBook Guy" was quick, thorough, and reasonably priced.  
His office is not too shabby either.  

Here's my question.
10 five star reviews with no pics, no friends, and one review?  
nar nar nar

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