"Abe Loves Fun"
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424 Useful, 119 Funny, and 149 Cool
Portland, OR
Yelping SinceMarch 2007
Find Me Inportland
My HometownOxnard, CA, yo
When I'm Not Yelping...I'm getting into mischief
Why You Should Read My ReviewsCause I know
My Second Favorite Websitefirst life
The Last Great Book I ReadThrough the Safety Net
My First Concertsome punk show
My Favorite MovieWizard People, Dear Reader
My Last Meal On Earthwe'll have to wait and see
Current Crushlemon lime?
Portland, OR 97214
(503) 235-5123
Nicholas Restaurant
Categories: Middle Eastern, Mediterranean
Neighborhoods: Southeast Portland, Industrial District, Central Eastside
Portland, OR 97214
(503) 736-3276
Farm Café
Category: American (New)
Neighborhoods: Lower Burnside, Industrial District, Central Eastside
Speaking of good tastes, you really can't error here. The food is mostly vegetarian, with some fish, and nearly everything is locally and seasonally grown.. Everything is delicious. Everything. Throw a rock, (or maybe a chunk of tofu - don't want to hurt anything here) and you'll hit something good to eat.
Service is always great (with the exception of one guy whom my my entire table wanted to beat up, but in his defense no one could point to a particular reason. Perhaps I should change my screen name to abelovescruelty? abelovesfunandsometimescruelty?...)
I will warn you that Farm gets packed around 8, so if you don't want to wait I'd get there a little early, (although with the charming bar, a wait isn't so bad). Either way, get going!
Portland, OR 97214
(503) 235-5494
My Father's Place
Categories: Restaurants, Dive Bars
Neighborhoods: Southeast Portland, Industrial District, Central Eastside
Cheap. Smoky. Greasy. Filthy. I love to hate this place. Will I be back there again? Almost certainly. Damn it.
Portland, OR 97214
(503) 238-9600
Bishops Barber Shop
Categories: Barbers, Hair Salons
Neighborhoods: Southeast Portland, Hawthorne
Portland, OR 97205
(503) 224-8285
Typhoon!
Category: Thai
Neighborhoods: Southwest Portland, Downtown
Portland, OR 97232
(503) 236-3896
L'astra - CLOSED
Category: French
Neighborhoods: Lower Burnside, Northeast Portland, Central Eastside
Portland, OR 97209
(503) 248-2202
Ken's Artisan Bakery
Categories: Bakeries, French, Coffee & Tea
Neighborhoods: Northwest, Alphabet District
Portland, OR 97214
(503) 234-5683
Rotture
Categories: Music Venues, Bars
Neighborhoods: Southeast Portland, Industrial District, Central Eastside
Great booking! Lots of excellent DJs, and a lot of promise. Oh yeah, and booze. It's nice to see such a promising space finally living up to it's potential. Here's to your future!
Portland, OR 97253
(503) 248-1030
Someday Lounge
Categories: Lounges, Music Venues, Vegetarian
Neighborhood: Old Town
Otherwise?
RUDE bartenders, (it's been a while since I had that around here)
Awesome curtain. Seriously. Love that.
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Nicholas' is crowded, but the wait is never too bad, I chalk this up to (1. They don't serve alcohol, and 2). This goodness will fill you up quick style). If you are disappointed here, you are an asshole and please go back where you came from and/or die.