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"Born Too Soon"

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Denver, CO

Yelping Since

May 2008

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The forest until we get BTL (better than life) software

My Hometown

Denver

My Blog Or Website

http://www.jaycasper.net

When I'm Not Yelping...

I do search engine optimization (seo)

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because I LOVE the good stuff and hope to share it with you!

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The Last Great Book I Read

Infidel by Ayaan Hirsi Ali

My First Concert

BeeGees

My Favorite Movie

Donnie Darko

My Last Meal On Earth

Macaroni & Cheese with a Lobster Claw

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I plan to live long enough to see the 22nd century

Most Recent Discovery

Sigg water bottles

Current Crush

Kari on Mythbusters

Recent Reviews

23 Reviews

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250 Josephine Street
Denver, CO 80206
(303) 393-6700

Juicy Lucy's Steakhouse  

Category: Steakhouses
Neighborhoods: Southeast, Cherry Creek

2 star rating
 6/10/2009  
Weak!

And EXPENSIVE.

Costs every penny as much as Mortons, Ruths Chris, or Elway's, for a vastly inferior product.

We had King Crab and Filet.  The crab tasted freezer burned.  You know what I mean.  The steak was so-so - very little flavor and not as tender as it should have been.   Oh, yeah, and the steak was NOT HOT.

This location has had a long history of failed restaurants.  Looks like this is another one.

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3464 West 32nd Avenue
Denver, CO 80211
(303) 484-9628

BOA  

Category: Asian Fusion
Neighborhoods: Northwest, Highland

5 star rating
 5/12/2009  
What a treat!

Fresh foods and vibrant flavors.

Reasonable prices.  

Three of us ordered different dishes and we were all very happy.

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1489 Steele St
Denver, CO 80206
(720) 524-7770

Lovely Confections  

Categories: Bakeries, Desserts
Neighborhoods: Southeast, City Park

4 star rating
 5/12/2009  
This one is the real deal.  Delicious!  When you are choosing between flavors, just order the ones that came out of the oven most recently.

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129 Adams St
Denver, CO 80206
(303) 322-2253

Big Fat Cupcake  

Category: Desserts
Neighborhoods: Southeast, Cherry Creek

3 star rating
 5/12/2009  
Sad.  Not as good as I expected.  Pretty, but not terribly tasty.  I've tried them several times, and I'm just not impressed.  My judgment is based on comparison to other cup cake stores.  This one is kinda pricey, too.

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3424 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO 80206
(303) 355-4700

Enzo's End Pizza  

Category: Pizza
Neighborhoods: City Park, Northeast

2 star rating
 5/11/2009  
Incredibly ordinary.  

If you want excellent pizza in Denver, try Marco's Coal Fired Pizza, or Mici's, or even Anthony's.

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1233 S Colorado Boulevard
Denver, CO 80246
(720) 974-7470

Wahoo's Fish Taco  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Southeast

5 star rating
 5/11/2009  
I just realized that I'm currently eating something like one dinner in 10 here.  

I must like it.

It's more like an addiction, really.

It's the green sauce.  I love the way it softly burns my lips, tongue, and throat.  The effect is almost narcotic.

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1092 Broadway
Denver, CO 80203
(303) 830-9191

Floyd's 99 Barbershop  

Categories: Hair Salons, Barbers
Neighborhoods: Southwest, Capitol Hill

5 star rating
 4/30/2009  
I LOVE THIS PLACE!

I've spent my adulthood alternating between cheap haircuts (Great Clips, etc.) and fancy salon cuts.

Then I found Floyd's.  The atmosphere is fantastic.  Rock music and billiards.  It costs a few (only a few) dollars more than Great Clips, but it's worth it because you get a much better cut.

I want to specifically mention Steph K.   I recommend her highly!

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2129 Larimer Street
Denver, CO 80205
(303) 296-7000

Marco's Coal Fired Pizza  

Category: Pizza
Neighborhoods: Five Points, Northwest

5 star rating
 4/30/2009  
Yep.  This place is great.  

We recently ate at Otto's pizzeria in NYC.  That one was developed and is operated by Mario Batali, the celebrity chef.  It's beyond compare.  But Marco's is a close as you can come in Denver.  

Fantastic!  Be sure to order the chicken wings.  They aren't spicy, but rather succulent and juicy.  

The salads are yummy, too.

And the pizza crust is soft but complex.  

We'll go back often.

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3030 E 2nd Ave
Denver, CO 80206
(303) 322-6424

Mici  

Category: Italian
Neighborhoods: Southeast, Cherry Creek

5 star rating
 4/2/2009  
Mici is a welcome addition to the otherwise stale Cherry Creek scene.  There are numerous pizzerias in the area, but these guys have the best crust.

Prices are reasonable and the pasta is good, too.  Plus, they deliver!

It's not Otto Enoteca (the best pizzeria in NYC), but is excellent.  I'd say this one is in a rough tie with Marco's for my favorite Denver pizzeria.

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960 S Colorado Blvd
Glendale, CO 80246
(303) 691-2998

Barnes & Noble Booksellers  

Categories: Newspapers & Magazines, Bookstores
Neighborhood: Southeast

1 star rating
 9/8/2008  
Amazon is doing us all a favor by putting brain-dead places like this out of OUR misery.

Let me tell you a small story about yesterday...

My 25-month-old son looked at me and, out-of-the-blue, said " Go Book Store, Daddy.  Get Airplane Book!"

I'd never heard him say anything like this before, but this is a type of request that I am eager to indulge.  I was one proud papa!

We jumped right in the car.  

Normally we would have gone to Tattered Cover.  But we had a coupon for Barnes & Noble, and I thought "Hey, any bookstore will do for such a basic need, right?"

Silly me.

All the way to the store, he's going "AIRPLANE BOOK!!!"  He's laughing and we're making airplane noises together.  

We get to the store and I usher my eager son into the toddler section, only to immediately discover...

Wait for it...

A Thomas the Tank Engine train table.

If you have, or have had, or have even observed a two-year-old boy in the last decade or so, you know what happens when they encounter a Thomas train table.

Nothing else matters.

All thoughts of books evaporated instantly from his little head.  

And to make matters worse, they had no airplane books for toddlers.  They had many dozens of train titles, but zero airplane books.  

They had a twit of a little teenage girl who was (nominally!) managing the toddler section.  She couldn't even suggest an airplane book.  

So who would think it's a good idea to put a Thomas table in the toddler section of a bookstore?  I'll tell you who...a manager who figures he can make an extra $20 in revenue per customer if the kids are crying that they need the green train!

But I'll tell you this: now that I know my child won't be able to concentrate on books at B&N, I'll take him to bookstores where they actually think books are important.  

And, come to think of it, my last several experiences with B&N have left me with a feeling that their management doesn't care much about books.  

These guys don't get it.  But that's ok.  Let them dwindle.  Let them derive more and more of their revenue from selling calenders, and video games and coffee.  

I just hope they die quickly because what we really need in my neighborhood is a new Sams Club!

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  • Tiffany C.
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    What did you have?

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    Glad to hear you enjoyed it!

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    Is the crust similar to Marco's or another type?

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