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Location

Somerville, MA

Yelping Since

December 2005

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Somerville

My Hometown

Fairfax, VA

My Blog Or Website

http://tinysubversions...

When I'm Not Yelping...

I make video games

Why You Should Read My Reviews

One of my jobs is to buy lunch for my employees. So I know a lot about lunch.

My Second Favorite Website

http://tinysubversions...

The Last Great Book I Read

The Elementary Particles

My First Concert

Red Hot Chili Peppers. They were headlining a festival. I was 14.

My Last Meal On Earth

gormeh sabzi

Most Recent Discovery

I now make my own mayo like once a week. Can't stop won't stop.

Current Crush

Tina Fey

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704 Massachusetts Ave
Cambridge, MA 02139
(617) 441-5444

Four Burgers  

Category: Burgers
Neighborhood: Central Square

4 star rating
 Update - 5/10/2009  
I highly recommend the Bison burger, which is now a semi-permanent "fifth burger" addition to their menu. Incredibly good, far better than the standard burger here.

I'm also not sure when they started doing this, but they offer half-and-half fries: half sweet potato, half regular. That's a great idea.

I'm raising my review to four stars because the owner really seems to strive to improve the place. Every month there's a tweak that makes the restaurant slightly better.

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  • 3 star rating
    6/20/2008

    I've been here twice now, and I've had both the veggie burger and the regular beef cheeseburger.

    A lot has already been said about the concept here, so I won't go into it, but I will say this: while the beef cheeseburger is fine, mine was overcooked. And the veggie burger just plain sucked (although i was expecting it to suck having read the other reviews here so I wasn't actually let down in any way).

    Re: the veggie burger: if your restaurant is called Four Burgers, and you have pretty much just four things on your menu, when one of them actually tastes flat-out bad that means 25% of your whole business model is failing. Just an FYI, ya know?

    On the other hand, the regular potato fries here are superb, and so are the waffle chips. And the service is really truly spectacular, their main server guy is totally on the ball.

    Ordering burgers is kind of awkward. If you order a veggie burger, they assume it comes with guac and salsa, and if you say, "No, I want to build a veggie burger from scratch, just with mayo, tomatoes, and onions," then they have to enter the veggie burger on the register, remove the guac and the salsa, and then individually add your toppings. This is not very efficient and easily leads to confusion regarding which toppings you actually asked for.

    I'll continue to come back here because my employees like it and it's walking distance from work, but I wouldn't eat here in any other context but work lunch.

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80 Prince St
Boston, MA 02113
(617) 523-6368

Parziale's Bakery Inc  

Category: Bakeries
Neighborhood: North End

5 star rating
 5/10/2009  
Very nice little North End bakery. I stopped in (on a Sunday, they were open!) for a slice of pizza and a cannoli. The slice of pizza was on par with other Italian bakery slices, that is to say, really damn good. I particularly liked the tomato sauce, and while I'm not a huge fan of the slightly spongy bread, I realize that this is the style of bakery-pizza.

The cannoli was fantastic, and beats Mike's hands-down as far as I'm concerned. I'll be coming back here.

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147 E Berkeley St
Boston, MA 02118
(617) 542-8499

El Triunfo  

Categories: Mexican, Latin American
Neighborhood: South End

3 star rating
 5/10/2009  
Tried out El Triunfo's carnitas burrito today. I really enjoyed the atmosphere in the teeny tiny place, but the burrito itself was merely okay. The carnitas tasted boiled and bland, and all the hot sauce and peppers were stuck at the bottom of my burrito! So I enjoyed the last couple of bites far more than the first few.

You do get a good value for your burrito, though. If these folks could just get their burrito-arranging skill up to snuff, I would bump them up to 4 stars.

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170 Providence Hwy
Dedham, MA 02026
(781) 326-1158

Five Guys Burgers and Fries  

Category: Fast Food

5 star rating
 5/9/2009  
I grew up a few miles from the original Five Guys location in VA, where this chain is an institution. I was so happy when this location opened last year, the first one in the Boston area.

Ground rules:

1) This is a fast food burger, fried on a griddle. It's not a pub-style grilled burger. They are two fundamentally different preparations. Grease is part of the package: if you don't like a greasy burger, don't eat here.
2) Unless you are an exceptionally hungry person, you will do just fine ordering a small fries and a small burger. The "regular" burger is a towering monstrosity (of the best kind), so don't tackle it unless you're up for it. And don't be fooled by the size of the cups the fries are served in: the cup goes in a paper bag and is overflowed. A small fries will be more than enough for one person.
3) Enjoy some peanuts while you wait. It's part of the experience.

I don't have much to add that others haven't covered here, except that I vastly prefer the regular fries to the cajun fries (they are not battered like, say, Popeye's cajun fries, they just have a lot of cajun spice powder on them).

My favorite Five Guys burger construction: bacon, cheese, ketchup, raw onion, pickles, tomatoes, mayo, lettuce, jalepeno peppers.

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313 Massachusetts Ave
Cambridge, MA 02139
(617) 491-1988

Royal Bengal Restaurant  

Categories: Indian, Pakistani

4 star rating
 4/30/2009  
I just tried the lunch buffet here for the first time on the recommendation of some friends -- my office is right around the corner but I'd avoided this place because of some of the reviews here. I'm happy to say that at least as far as the lunch buffet is concerned, I like what they have to offer. They have everything you commonly see at Indian buffet (naan, yogurt raita, mint sauce, tamarind sauce, chutney, rice, chicken tikka, tandoori chicken, aloo gobi) but also some more interesting stuff that apparently gets rotated in and out. They had a very nice curry with hardboiled eggs, which is a dish I always want to try when I see them in recipe books but are kind of rare at restaurants.

Plus there's free masala tea.

I'm not sure I'd particularly recommend this over other buffets in the area but it is certainly good in its own right and a nice change of pace if you find yourself going to the same Indian buffet over and over.

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736 Massachusetts Ave
Cambridge, MA 02139

Mass Chicken  

Category: Food
Neighborhood: Central Square

4 star rating
 4/21/2009  
I haven't had the chicken or any of the sides -- mostly because I walked in here and noticed that the place does Persian food. The only Persian items on the menu are: beef or chicken barg (pieces of marinated meat kebab), lamb kebab, and beef or chicken kubideh (ground meat kebab). Kebab sandwiches are $5-$7, and their kebab plates (which come with a grilled tomato and basmati rice) are in the $7-$10 range.

I had the beef barg kebab sandwich, and it was pretty good. The meat was very well seasoned, although the topping choices were weird. I went with the Persian staple of tomatoes and onions. (Mayo on a kebab? Really?) My friend got his with hummus and said it was pretty good, although was less impressed with the beef kubideh (though again, agreed that it was well seasoned).

I also got their only Persian side dish, Shirazi salad. This is just tomatoes, onions, and cucumbers, chopped up in a dressing of olive oil, lemon, and mint. It was pretty good, and I added it as a topping to my sandwich.

Finally, they have Persian-style baklava, which is made with almonds and pistachios instead of walnuts. I really liked it.

Next time I'll try the chicken and will update my review with that.

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496 Massachusetts Ave
Cambridge, MA 02139
(617) 492-4600

Hi-Fi Pizza & Giant Sub  

Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: Central Square

4 star rating
 Update - 3/20/2009  
Wow, I just ordered delivery from Hi Fi for the first time ever. Their pizza is apparently COMPLETELY DIFFERENT when you get delivery than when you get it by the slice at the pizza place itself. It sucks! Which leads me to believe that their pizza could also be completely different at 2am.

So again, I repeat my refrain: get a slice at lunch! Don't bother with any other time or method.

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  • 5 star rating
    3/11/2009

    Not sure what people are going on about with Hi Fi. They serve up a really nice slice of greasy (very very greasy), NY-style pizza. I don't like the sandwiches here or much of anything else, but their pizza is cheap and excellent. Note that I have *only* been here at lunch time -- for all I know, the pizza they make at 2am sucks, but at least at lunch, the food is good and this place is full of friendly people and staff.

    Speaking of friendly, just today I ordered the two-slice-and-a-soda combo ($5.50!). The woman behind the counter who served me noticed that my two slices were smaller than my friend's. She gave me an extra slice for free to make up the difference. I didn't even ask! It was really nice of her.

    Again, I recommend this place during, you know, regular hours.

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381 Summer St
Somerville, MA 02144
(617) 666-6015

Rosebud Diner  

Category: Diners
Neighborhood: Davis Square

3 star rating
 1/26/2009  
This is a nicely preserved Worcester Lunch Car with a rather gorgeous exterior -- it's not often you see a Worcester car painted black (the Two Sisters Owl Diner in Lowell is the only other one I can think of) and the rose-on-black theme is very nice and oh-so-Irish.

Sadly, I can only give this place three stars. I am always let down by the food here. I came with a friend the other night and we ordered a waffle and "English Fries." The waffle was apparently the worst waffle my friend had ever had, and was probably frozen just prior, since it was late night and they weren't operating the grill anymore. The fries were just oversalted baked-then-fried potatoes cut into eighths with not enough malt vinegar. Bland and oversalty.

Other times I've come here the food has been similarly bad-to-mediocre, although you can't go wrong with a club sandwich.

On the other hand, they serve booze here. Did I mention that yet? Did I say it loudly enough? THIS IS A DINER FEATURING BOOZEAHOL. It is, in fact, one of my favorite places to drink in Davis. And they mix 'em strong here.

So, between the bad food and the existence of booze, the Rosebud gets three stars.

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75 Union Square
Somerville, MA 02143
(617) 440-6022

The Independent  

Categories: Bars, Restaurants

4 star rating
 1/19/2009  
I live right around the corner, and I can't believe it took me a few months to get out to The Independent for the first time. But having been there a handful of times in the last few weeks, I can safely say this is going to be my neighborhood bar of choice.

As far as food goes, I haven't had any full meals here, only the fries with aioli (amazing) and the bread with mushroom drip (pretty damn good).

For drinks, the draft menu is definitely above par. BBC Pale, Chimay, Arrogant Bastard, some Ommegang, Brooklyn Lager, etc. Nothing to sneeze at. The specialty cocktails are varied and unique, as well.

I also like the atmosphere here. Twice while drinking I've gotten into fun conversations with people sitting near me. I really like the kind of bar where I can strike up a conversation with a stranger, and so far The Independent has proven to be that kind of place.

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7 Union Square
Somerville, MA 02143
(617) 776-8680

Mandarin Chinese Restaurant  

Category: Chinese

4 star rating
 1/13/2009  
I was surprised when I discovered that this place has tofu chicken available for a lot of standbys -- so I ordered a tofu General Gao's chicken. (I am not vegetarian, but at a cheapo Chinese restaurant, tofu is *always* preferable to grade-C meat, so there you have it.) Delivery was quick (I live right in Union but this was during a snowstorm) and lo and behold, the food was good! I mean, I had to order the rice separately. But the "chicken" was really excellent, and sauce was passable. Plus there was a lot of broccoli. Definitely exactly what I was looking for from delivery Chinese food on a cold winter day.

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