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25 Useful, 13 Funny, and 23 Cool
New York, NY
Yelping SinceApril 2008
Things I Love Find Me InMidtown, FiDi & Stone Street
My HometownWeehauken, NJ
When I'm Not Yelping...I am a RAINMAKER
Why You Should Read My ReviewsI never cook...I only work & eat out!
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I can dish it and eat it too!
Current Crushit's a secret...I could tell you, but then I would have to kiss you!
New York, NY 10003
(212) 716-1200
Posto Pizza
Category: Pizza
Neighborhoods: Stuyvesant Town, Gramercy
Pluses:
Yuengling on tap!
The specialty pizzas are tasty (my fave is the 'Shroomtown)
The greek salad is tasty
The apple pie a la mode is a MUST!
Tell them Clarence sent ya! :)
New York, NY 10036
(212) 246-2030
Mr Biggs Bar & Grill
Categories: Bars, Burgers, American (Traditional), Karaoke
Neighborhood: Hell's Kitchen
Hands down the best burger on the West Side -- why?
-juicy burgers
-sesame seed buns (soft and chewy, like potato bread!)
-beer battered fries
-they offer a healthy salad as a side to aid digestion (need ruffage when eating all that meat)
Great beer selection and the TVs are all flatscreens. Overall a great place -- the wings are top notch too!
Tell Mr. Bigg that Clarence sent ya! :)
New York, NY 10009
(212) 260-1330
Sapporo East
Categories: Japanese, Sushi Bars
Neighborhood: East Village
After 15+ years:
-the bento boxes are still a bargain...
-the sushi - ah ok, but still better than places in close proximity
-the udons and soups - while not "gourmet" like a certain momo place across the street, they are dependable.
You will enjoy a no-frills satisfying meal here without breaking the bank -- for sure!
New York, NY 10079
(212) 274-8696
Pinkberry
Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighborhood: Nolita
the first of the fro-yo establishments -- yep, you can blame PB for all the other places popping up...but it's still the one with that original tartness and good cut pieces of fruit and other sweet goodies.
forget going to a bar to meet a cute date -- just start chatting with one of the lovelies on line here!! It works for ME!
New York, NY 10014
(212) 444-3400
Apple Store
Category: Computers
Neighborhoods: Meatpacking District, West Village
Electronics, computers, Europeans! Galore!
Best thing of all....the clear staircase...perfect for the voyeur. Ladies, make sure you're not wearing anything provacative!
New York, NY 10003
(212) 228-2004
Artichoke Basille's Pizza & Brewery
Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: East Village
- The Sicilian
- The Neapolitan
The Spinach & Artichoke slice is very rich, delicious and filling. Be forewarned -- have this first and you'll be too full to finish a sicilian or a neapolitan.
Although the hours can be erratic -- they do make heavenly pizza! The hype is well worth it....the lines are well deserved....and most importantly -- after years of enduring sub-par pizza in Manhattan, the title for best slice comes back to Manhattan!
Thanks Artichoke!
New York, NY 10012
Red Mango
Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighborhood: Greenwich Village
Aesthetically pleasing interior: Check
FroYo and fruit: Check
Wait a minute? Am I in Pinkberry?
Red Mango actually had the concept first in Korea before Pinkberry 'borrowed' the store concept and opened in LA.
But head to head, which one is better? Pinkberry gets points for clean, uniform, metro-sexual friendly stores and nicer looking fresh cuts of fruit, but Red Mango wins on FroYo taste!
Love this location for the back garden -- it's where I take all my lady-friends!
New York, NY 10012
(212) 420-1934
Acme Bar & Grill
Categories: Cajun/Creole, Chicken Wings, Bars
Neighborhood: NoHo
Great southern comfort food...
Great wait staff....
Killer hotsauces...
Great prices!
New York, NY 10079
(212) 685-7301
Tiffin Wallah
Categories: Indian, Vegetarian, Kosher
Neighborhood: Flatiron
Anyway, back to the food. Luckily, Tiffin Wallah doesn't disappoint -- serving food that adheres to Aruveydic principles, I found the flavors of sweet, tart, hot and salt present in many of the assorted dishes we ordered. Definitely get the cashew appetizer and the Palaak Paneer!
Will go back when it is hopefully less rowdy!
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Forget about going to a bar and meeting an attractive woman there -- funk 'dat! I get to choose the prettiest and shapliest ladies here -- and they are wearing sexy Lululemon yoga gear that fits in all the right places :)
Ok, I digress. The gym is undergoing MAJOR renovation and expansion -- the machines are in great condition. I have space to workout and pump up my muscles...and I must say, since joining this location last month, the spin classes, weights and even yoga classes have made Clarence lose 13 pounds! My moobs are GONE! I have PECS again!
Thanks Crunch!
And ladies, I am single, so please do not hesitate to talk to me when I am using the glute-master.
Tell them Clarence sent ya & you'll get a free 2 week trial!