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New York, NY
Yelping SinceJuly 2006
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New York, NY 10013
(212) 608-9900
Sophie's Cuban Cuisine
Category: Cuban
Neighborhoods: Civic Center, TriBeCa
New York, NY 10012
(212) 253-5740
V-bar
Categories: Coffee & Tea, Wine Bars
Neighborhood: Greenwich Village
Brooklyn, NY 11211
L Train Cafe
Category: Breakfast & Brunch
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - South Side
New York, NY 10003
(212) 260-3300
Burritoville - CLOSED
Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: East Village
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4/6/2007
I am writing this review to remind myself never to order delivery from Burritoville again. Everything at Burritoville when subjected to delivery becomes soggy tasteless crap, except the burritos.
The burritos deserve four stars, but everything else at B'ville is overpriced, undersized, poorly prepared garbage. As far as the California NYC-burrito haters, perhaps you ought to try leaving Manhattan and eating Mexican at someplace as scary and remote as Bedford Ave! (To be fair, NYC has worse produce than California, especially in winter, but Burritoville is mainly awful for other reasons.)
In summary, if you must eat at Burrito*VILE* stick to just a burrito.
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 388-8761
Taco Santana
Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - South Side
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 384-8850
Sea Thai Restaurant & Bistro
Category: Thai
Neighborhoods: Williamsburg - South Side, Williamsburg - North Side
However, I had dinner here last night and my dining companion discovered & killed a rather large roach on our table. The waiter tried to appease us with dessert but we had lost our appetites. We were only offered free drinks (which we refused) and 50% off the meal. What cheap bastards.
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 599-1100
Mamtaj Mahal
Categories: Indian, Pakistani
Neighborhoods: Williamsburg - South Side, Williamsburg - North Side
New York, NY 10003
(212) 979-1818
Orange Valve Restaurant & Bar
Categories: Bars, Restaurants
Neighborhoods: NoHo, East Village
New York, NY 10002
Snack Dragon Taco Shack
Categories: Mexican, Food Stands
Neighborhood: East Village
Now, I could see why there might be varying quality, but as I only go on saturday afternoons or after work, the food was fresh and very appealing every time. There was some green sauced chicken that I enjoyed a lot, but the steak tacos are so good that Snackdragon is one of the few places where I'll dare try red meat in a taco.
New York, NY 10012
(212) 226-4642
Cafe El Portal
Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Nolita
TAKE OUT MARGARITAS!!!!
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I haven't had this much fun violating open container laws in lower-Manhattan since my 21st birthday.
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