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New York, NY
Yelping SinceJuly 2006
Find Me InBrooklyn, Lower Westside, Lower Eastside, Astoria
My Hometown92nd Street & Broadway
My Blog Or Website When I'm Not Yelping...I make Improv Comedy
Why You Should Read My ReviewsBecause I have great taste in everything, except women
My Second Favorite Website The Last Great Book I ReadSkinny Dip
My First ConcertJanet Jackson 1814 tour... Let's never speak of this again.
My Favorite MovieHarold and Maude
My Last Meal On EarthSchnitzle, maybe a bratwurst or three?
Don't Tell Anyone Else But...I cry very easily - Keep it in the vault.
Most Recent Discoverybrown converse
Current Crusha panda
Astoria, NY 11105
(718) 726-8708
Los Amigos Mexican Restaurant
Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Long Island City
New York, NY 10001
(212) 268-8930
Mustang Harry's
Categories: American (Traditional), Irish
Neighborhood: Fashion District
Do yourself a favor and walk to the next block. The drunks are 33% cheaper and the people who own the place are 55% less douchier!
BOO Mustang Harry!
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8/3/2006
I would never have normally gone to this place on my own accord, by my improv school classrooms (Upright Citizen's Brigade) iare directly across the street. It's a pretty convenient place for drinks after class. The interior is done in tasteful yuppie undertones, with accents of businessman/woman, and as a young hipster, I stuck out like a sore, under-dressed, thumb.
The beers are standard Manhattan price and the food is slightly too expensive, but in keeping with the proximity to MSG. I would not recommend the crab cakes as they were mostly filler, and way too spicy to taste the crab.
All in all, I would never go back under my own power, but as I study near by, I fear I will have to revisit this location from time to time.
Oddity: There is a glass both at the end of the bar for private dinners which is really odd. It's not particularly private and folks eating in it look like they're on display. Maybe this is a usual detail in upscale dinning establishments, but it seems weird to eat your dinner in a shark cage.
New York, NY 10001
(212) 620-5200
Grand Sichuan International - Chelsea
Category: Chinese
Neighborhood: Chelsea
As a note, the soup dumplings are good, but Shanghai Café's are better. However the rest of the food beats Shanghai Café in flavor.
New York, NY 10011
(917) 338-4780
Empanada Joe's
Category: Latin American
Neighborhood: Flatiron
The last problem is some of the empanadas need work. The caprese? tomatoes and mozzarella is a little gross.
Other than that it was a pretty good experience. The vegi empanada was the clear winner. It is truly the item to get.
New York, NY 10001
(212) 268-2888
Mooncake Foods
Category: Asian Fusion
Neighborhood: Fashion District
The truth is the greens that came with it were a bit much and the whole thing really didn't come together.
My girlfriend had the tuna burger which was better, but still didn't ring any bells. I am going to try mooncake again, but so far not impressed.
Astoria, NY 11106
(718) 752-0620
Sunswick
Category: Bars
Neighborhood: Long Island City
But if you're looking for a secluded corner, to talk or perhaps throw an arm around the shoulder of your date, it isn't there... at all. Trust me I looked. I really looked.
Just a word of warning kids - If however you do find yourself there on a date, leave and go a block up and a block over, there's a more suitable bar for you to make cow eyes at your gorgeous date without some dude murdering "my generation" on a plastic guitar.
New York, NY 10009
(212) 353-9500
Planet Rose
Category: Karaoke
Neighborhood: East Village
If you sing, well you're a freak show. You will be cursed by life of wanting to be the life of the party and wanting nothing more than to do anything to get there. Let's get serious here, you are the party and everybody knows it. The unfortunate part is you are never going to have stable relationships because, seriously, this is your spotlight.
If you are a watcher, well chances are there is a reason you're not up there and the biggest one is you're afraid. Perhaps it was the 37 month on your mothers breast, or that pool incident when you were 13 with your neighbors cousin, or that pierced eardrum from your gray tabby - regardless, you are never going to be happy either. Sorry. While you are not going to be a freak show like group A, but you have a whole 'nother problem, you came with group A, so that makes you... a freak show by association.
Sucks right?
So at the end of the day all I'm saying is sing. Screw what you sound like and just sound like you want to. It's not about if you can or can't it's about having fun with whatever you do. If you are afraid you sound horrible, well listen to the girl up there right now? yeah, she's sounds horrible, but at least she's having fun. The only person not having fun is her boyfriend. don't be that dude.
sing baby, sing.
Long Island City, NY 11101
(718) 706-8783
The Creek
Categories: Food, Performing Arts
Neighborhood: Long Island City
Absolutely unacceptable.
So, I'm holding back 2 stars until they return the pool table (1 star) and the shuffleboard (1 star) - until then I am boycotting it. No more love Creek.
New York, NY 10011
(212) 255-3550
Bed Bath & Beyond
Categories: Home Decor, Kitchen & Bath
Neighborhood: Flatiron
Plus, being a designer, I'm super picky about just about everything that goes into my apartment so having the choice of 50 garbage cans may annoy some, but if you're anal-retentive like me it's a necessity.
If you are like me, I'll see you by the fan department - I'm the one inspecting Bodum glassware like a freak show.
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 963-4140
Spuyten Duyvil
Category: Pubs
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - South Side
My only real problem with SD is it needs more drink specials. I'm all for expensive beers, but sometimes a $4 pint of budlight does the trick.
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8/3/2006
Love this bar and there seemingly endless choices of beer. Came here for a friend's birthday, and had one hell of a cheese plate. The cheeses were some of the most glorious and stinky fromages I have ever sampled. The backyard is a wonderful place to hang out on a hot evening, although there always seems to be a shortage of seating and roving groups of people will ask if they can take an empty seat.
They also have a lot of different beers, although the night I went I was a little experimental and had a chocolate stout which when paired with my cheeses made me reconsider my life on the planet. I have since never ordered a chocolate stout in any combination of food.
Tip: If you are still hungry I would suggest a quick walk to the Alligator Lounge for more pedestrian beer and pizza (http://www.yelp.c...) it's also nearer the trains.
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The service was also terrible and the waitress really paid no attention to us. Avoid this place at all costs.