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"Let he, who is free of sin, throw the first scone"

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New York, NY

Yelping Since

July 2006

Find Me In

Brooklyn, Lower Westside, Lower Eastside, Astoria

My Hometown

92nd Street & Broadway

My Blog Or Website

http://www.improvoker.com

When I'm Not Yelping...

I make Improv Comedy

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because I have great taste in everything, except women

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The Last Great Book I Read

Skinny Dip

My First Concert

Janet Jackson 1814 tour... Let's never speak of this again.

My Favorite Movie

Harold and Maude

My Last Meal On Earth

Schnitzle, maybe a bratwurst or three?

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I cry very easily - Keep it in the vault.

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2273 31st St
Astoria, NY 11105
(718) 726-8708

Los Amigos Mexican Restaurant  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: Long Island City

1 star rating
 4/28/2009  
I've been to Los Amigos a couple of times and normally I've been fairly happy, even reccomnding it to friends. NO MORE. Last Sunday I went and had some of the worse Mexican food I have ever experienced. The Steak fajitas were in a soup of liquified green pepper and onion, essentially boiling the steak to shoe leather. The seafood fajitas mere similarly terrible. This is not how you cook Mexican food.

The service was also terrible and the waitress really paid no attention to us. Avoid this place at all costs.

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354 7th Ave
New York, NY 10001
(212) 268-8930

Mustang Harry's  

Categories: American (Traditional), Irish
Neighborhood: Fashion District

1 star rating
 Update - 3/23/2009  
So I went back to Mustang Harry's on  St. Patty's day and boy did I regret that decision. If I was on the fence before about Mustang Harry let me assure you STAY AWAY! They jacked up their prices for St. Pats - $8 Sam adams $9 Stellas. The food was terrible as per usual. I got a burger and it was god awful.

Do yourself a favor and walk to the next block. The drunks are 33% cheaper and the people who own the place are 55% less douchier!

BOO Mustang Harry!

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  • 3 star rating
    8/3/2006

    I would never have normally gone to this place on my own accord, by my improv school classrooms (Upright Citizen's Brigade) iare directly across the street. It's a pretty convenient place for drinks after class. The interior is done in tasteful yuppie undertones, with accents of businessman/woman, and as a young hipster, I stuck out like a sore, under-dressed, thumb.

    The beers are standard Manhattan price and the food is slightly too expensive, but in keeping with the proximity to MSG. I would not recommend the crab cakes as they were mostly filler, and way too spicy to taste the crab.

    All in all, I would never go back under my own power, but as I study near by, I fear I will have to revisit this location from time to time.

    Oddity: There is a glass both at the end of the bar for private dinners which is really odd. It's not particularly private and folks eating in it look like they're on display. Maybe this is a usual detail in upscale dinning establishments, but it seems weird to eat your dinner in a shark cage.

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229 9th Avenue
New York, NY 10001
(212) 620-5200

Grand Sichuan International - Chelsea  

Category: Chinese
Neighborhood: Chelsea

5 star rating
 2/19/2009  
This might have been the best Chinese food I have had in New York City is 10 years. The food was well seasoned using real flavors like Chinese 5 spice and star anise. The spicy is genuinely spicy and the flavors are not overly Americanized. If you are looking for a quality Chinese restaurant, this is the place to go.

As a note, the soup dumplings are good, but Shanghai Café's are better. However the rest of the food beats Shanghai Café in flavor.

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668 6th Ave
New York, NY 10011
(917) 338-4780

Empanada Joe's  

Category: Latin American
Neighborhood: Flatiron

3 star rating
 1/7/2009  
This new empanadary is good, but has two major downfalls. One the sides - they are horrible. I am taking off a star and a half for them. Cold beans?! Cold rice?! Who thought all cold sides was a good idea? It's horrible. Seriously. They should either fix them or remove them all together.

The last problem is some of the empanadas need work. The caprese? tomatoes and mozzarella is a little gross.

Other than that it was a pretty good experience. The vegi empanada was the clear winner. It is truly the item to get.

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263 W 30th St
New York, NY 10001
(212) 268-2888

Mooncake Foods  

Category: Asian Fusion
Neighborhood: Fashion District

3 star rating
 11/20/2008  
I'll be downright honest, I wasn't blown away by Mooncake, but it may have been the preparation of what I ordered. I got the fish tacos with hoisen sauce and the fist was totally dry and lacking much flavor. Plus it was intimidating in a way that "make your own tacos" normally isn't. A piece of dry fish in a banana leaf? Let's chop this up buddy.

The truth is the greens that came with it were a bit much and the whole thing really didn't come together.

My girlfriend had the tuna burger which was better, but still didn't ring any bells. I am going to try mooncake again, but so far not impressed.

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3502 35th Street
Astoria, NY 11106
(718) 752-0620

Sunswick  

Category: Bars
Neighborhood: Long Island City

4 star rating
 8/26/2008  
Okay this one goes out to all the Boys in the Yard. This is NOT a good place to bring a date - possibly ever. last night I happened to make that mistake on a first date and let me assure you, I will not do that again. If you're feeling social, Sunswick is a great place to grab a drink, perhaps eat some delicious bar food, maybe play guitar hero on Monday's game night.

But if you're looking for a secluded corner, to talk or perhaps throw an arm around the shoulder of your date, it isn't there... at all. Trust me I looked. I really looked.

Just a word of warning kids - If however you do find yourself there on a date, leave and go a block up and a block over, there's a more suitable bar for you to make cow eyes at your gorgeous date without some dude murdering "my generation" on a plastic guitar.

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219 Avenue A
New York, NY 10009
(212) 353-9500

Planet Rose  

Category: Karaoke
Neighborhood: East Village

4 star rating
 8/7/2008  
You are either someone who sings or someone who watches people sing. At some point in your life you have to determine which you are. Each one comes with a pretty huge price.

If you sing, well you're a freak show. You will be cursed by life of wanting to be the life of the party and wanting nothing more than to do anything to get there. Let's get serious here, you are the party and everybody knows it. The unfortunate part is you are never going to have stable relationships because, seriously, this is your spotlight.

If you are a watcher, well chances are there is a reason you're not up there and the biggest one is you're afraid. Perhaps it was the 37 month on your mothers breast, or that pool incident when you were 13 with your neighbors cousin, or that pierced eardrum from your gray tabby - regardless, you are never going to be happy either. Sorry. While you are not going to be a freak show like group A, but you have a whole 'nother problem, you came with group A, so that makes you... a freak show by association.

Sucks right?

So at the end of the day all I'm saying is sing. Screw what you sound like and just sound like you want to. It's not about if you can or can't it's about having fun with whatever you do. If you are afraid you sound horrible, well listen to the girl up there right now? yeah, she's sounds horrible, but at least she's having fun. The only person not having fun is her boyfriend. don't be that dude.

sing baby, sing.

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10-93 Jackson Ave
Long Island City, NY 11101
(718) 706-8783

The Creek  

Categories: Food, Performing Arts
Neighborhood: Long Island City

3 star rating
 8/6/2008  
Okay just to be clear. This used to be a 5 star place. I loved it. Super great drinks, wonderful atmosphere, fun people. Then they removed all the games and put in tables. What are we a retirement village in Florida? This isn't a place to sit! It's changed the whole vibe of the downstairs. It's gone from fun and funky to stiff and proper.

Absolutely unacceptable.

So, I'm holding back 2 stars until they return the pool table (1 star) and the shuffleboard (1 star) - until then I am boycotting it. No more love Creek.

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620 Sixth Avenue
New York, NY 10011
(212) 255-3550

Bed Bath & Beyond  

Categories: Home Decor, Kitchen & Bath
Neighborhood: Flatiron

3 star rating
 8/6/2008  
Now, I dislike superstores and I really hate how the 100 foot ceilings in this place make me feel small and insignificant while looking for a replacement toilet seat ($10 btw), but this place is very well run. BBB is neat and the help is everywhere. I've bought just about everything for my apartment here and they have also added a really well stocked, if compact, beauty store which carries a surprising array of stuff.

Plus, being a designer, I'm super picky about just about everything that goes into my apartment so having the choice of 50 garbage cans may annoy some, but if you're anal-retentive like me it's a necessity.

If you are like me, I'll see you by the fan department - I'm the one inspecting Bodum glassware like a freak show.

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359 Metropolitan Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 963-4140

Spuyten Duyvil  

Category: Pubs
Neighborhood: Williamsburg - South Side

4 star rating
 Update - 8/6/2008  
I was a little over SD, but I went here the other night with a friend and I had a really lovely time. The beers are plentiful, the company is friendly and the location is closeish to trains. Beers can get crazy expensive, but then again the dollar is shit in the world, so beers can be expensive.

My only real problem with SD is it needs more drink specials. I'm all for expensive beers, but sometimes a $4 pint of budlight does the trick.

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  • 4 star rating
    8/3/2006

    Love this bar and there seemingly endless choices of beer. Came here for a friend's birthday, and had one hell of a cheese plate. The cheeses were some of the most glorious and stinky fromages I have ever sampled. The backyard is a wonderful place to hang out on a hot evening, although there always seems to be a shortage of seating and roving groups of people will ask if they can take an empty seat.

    They also have a lot of different beers, although the night I went I was a little experimental and had a chocolate stout which when paired with my cheeses made me reconsider my life on the planet. I have since never ordered a chocolate stout in any combination of food.

    Tip: If you are still hungry I would suggest a quick walk to the Alligator Lounge for more pedestrian beer and pizza (http://www.yelp.c...) it's also nearer the trains.

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