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"You can't lose something you never had..."

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21 Useful, 8 Funny, and 10 Cool

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Location

San Francisco, CA

Yelping Since

March 2007

Find Me In

the haight

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm probably snowboarding, or thinking about snowboarding...

Why You Should Read My Reviews

You know me and *still* appreciate my opinions, inexplicably.

The Last Great Book I Read

Goodbye Lemon

My First Concert

Pearl Jam

My Favorite Movie

A River Runs Through It

Current Crush

Olivia Newton John (I just want to scream that during sex once don't you?)

Recent Reviews

30 Reviews

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Pier 30
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 777-5626

Red's Java House  

Categories: Restaurants, Coffee & Tea

4 star rating
 3/15/2008  
You know those days where it's actually warm enough to take your hoodie off outside? That's the day when you round up your posse and head on over to Red's FutherMuckin' Java House! Walk straight to the counter without bothering to look at the menu and order up fish and chips, beers, and walk on back where an umbrella-covered table with radical views awaits!

I mean seriously, why anyone would order a burger at any establishment on the water and wonder why it's bad is beyond me...

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24 S Park St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 495-0409

Mexico au Parc  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: SOMA

4 star rating
 3/15/2008  
There are days when there could be nothing better than going to Mexico au Parc, picking up a Burrito and an imported coke, and swinging merrily on the swing set  while I eat my burrito... That'll cure any number of work-related ills!

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595 Bryant St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 495-5822

Chavo's Mexican Restaurant  

Category: Mexican
Neighborhood: SOMA

4 star rating
 3/15/2008  
Chavo's is great for lunch on a bright sunny day with a bunch of friends! Sit out on the goofy patio, drink a nice mexican beer or coke, eat gi-normous burritos you need to eat with a fork or the tamales...

Yeah, that's a win.

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214 Townsend St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 957-1129

Primo Patio Cafe  

Categories: Latin American, Caribbean
Neighborhood: SOMA

5 star rating
 3/14/2008  
This place is awesome! On a sunny (or otherwise) day you'll find a bright, cheerful, welcoming place to eat lunch, great food, friendly staff, with a side-order of kitsch!

This is the perfect place to go with some co-workers and forget that you have to go back in an hour.

I ordered the Jerk Chicken sandwich, enjoyed the Primo sauce on my fries, had a larger-than-life Arnold Plamer, and my life is better now for having done so...

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83 Natoma Street
San Francisco, CA 94105
(415) 975-5705

Zebulon  

Categories: American (Traditional), Lounges
Neighborhood: SOMA

5 star rating
 3/14/2008  
Upon walking into Zebulon for the first time I was surprised at how spacious, sleek, and uncrowded the space was. Opening up the menu I found that they have lots of yummy tasteful choices from the semi-reasonably priced to the extravagant.

I ate an Avocado Bacon Burger (tasty), Sweet Potato Fries (YUMMY!), and a Corona (*burrrrrp*). Somehow, I get the feeling this just got bumped into the weekly list for a few in the group. I was there with Andy H, where's the picture of the talapia? I remember someone took one...

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242 Church St
San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 626-8666

Sparky's 24 Hour Diner  

Category: Diners
Neighborhood: Castro

4 star rating
 3/2/2008  
What's the 24-hour diner in my hood? Sparky's, and let me tell you, this could not have gone any better! How close is it to, say, Cafe Du Nord? Stones are being thrown, I'll get back to you.

Omelettes, burgers, fries, shakes, pancakes, pig, and much more! Seriously, I'm sorry it has taken this long for me to write this, but that chocolate milkshake nearly made me cry it was so good! ...I had my own shit going on, but whoa, nice milkshake!

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1301 Haight Street
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 621-5203

Central Haight Market  

Category: Grocery
Neighborhood: Haight-Ashbury

5 star rating
 3/2/2008  
I used to, until a few months ago, live at Page and Masonic so this place was a frequent haunt of mine. Even now I'm only down the hill so I make it in once or twice a week. T, the guy with the goatee, loves three things in this world: The San Francisco Giants, Hard Core Gangsta Rap, and Ice Cream.

So, let's say for the sake of argument that you were a local resident who might suddenly have the strong urge to eat ice cream at midnight, but for some reason also find that your decision making skills have diminished simultaneously... if for some reason this might possibly happen to someone else, this place is for you. "T" will begin a Netflix-style queue of Ice Cream flavors for you... he's in charge, this is not a *suggestion* you're buying this one.

Me: "How late you open tonight?"
T: "Until you come back."

1:00am I walk in.

Me: "Wow, you're still open?!"
T: "Finally! Now I can close!"

T, Adam, etc = 5 Stars
Selection = 4 Stars
1.75 for a bottle of water = wtf?!

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400 Valencia St
San Francisco, CA 94103
(415) 551-7827

Little Star Pizza  

Category: Pizza
Neighborhood: Mission

5 star rating
 3/1/2008  
This place has the best Chicago-Style (Cornmeal-Crust) pizza I've had west of Chi-city. Wonderful, hulking massive pies worth their weight in something very shiny!

/throws mic on the floor and walks away

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563 2nd St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 369-0900

21st Amendment Brewery  

Categories: Restaurants, Breweries, Pubs
Neighborhood: SOMA

4 star rating
 3/1/2008  
Another great place near work, and very versatile. Time for a bite before the Giants game? Want to blow off some steam after work over a tremendous rotating selection of beer? Want a nice work lunch with good atmosphere? Have a pulse? If you answered yes to any of these you might just fall in love with 21st Amendment!

I'd give it 5 stars if it wasn't packed to capacity every time I come in... if I was devious I'd rate this place a one and keep it to myself, but it's too late for that.

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474 3rd St
San Francisco, CA 94107
(415) 392-8353

Naan N' Chutney  

Categories: Indian, Pakistani
Neighborhood: SOMA

4 star rating
 3/1/2008  
I work a block from this place and live close to the Haight Street installment. I'm a fan of the wraps, the channa masala, and of course the Naan.

Pretty inexpensive lunch, but they take forever... order before you arrive for take out, it can be a *really* long time.

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