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13 Useful, 24 Funny, and 13 Cool
Location
Tustin, CA
Yelping SinceAugust 2006
My Hometowna little bit of here, a little bit of there
Current CrushJuwelz
AMBIENCE: Friggin nice, but not in a pompous way. More in a relaxed "let's enjoy good food and drink" kinda way.
THE MEATS ==============
- FRALDINHA: skirt steak w/ onion herb marinade... Definitely my fav. Thick layer of marinade is hearty satisfying.
- PRESUNTO: ham slow roasted w pineapple ... The pineapple is better than the ham.
- MAMINHA: tri-tip slow roasted w/ rock salt and olive oil ... Outter layer is tres yummy.
- LOMBO: pork tenderloin slow roasted w spice dry rub ... oh my gawd. No seriously, ohhh myyy gawwwd. Sweet, spicy, and bold. Like me from yesteryear.
SIRLOIN FILET: w/ garlic herbs ... Just a smidgen too salty, but excellent bold flavor and surprisingly tender for a sirloin cut.
DESSERT ==============
- Chocolate Tort w Bacon Brazil nut toffee ... Totally misleadinly weird description. It's just a badass brownie topped with ice cream and a toffee chip.
- Blueberry Acai crisp w ice cream ... Great crisp with fresh fruit. Slightly too sweet. But so am I, and nobody seems to mind.
THE MEATS ==============
- FRALDINHA: skirt steak w/ onion herb marinade... Definitely my fav. Thick layer of marinade is hearty satisfying.
- PRESUNTO: ham slow roasted w pineapple ... The pineapple is better than the ham.
- MAMINHA: tri-tip slow roasted w/ rock salt and olive oil ... Outter layer is tres yummy.
- LOMBO: pork tenderloin slow roasted w spice dry rub ... oh my gawd. No seriously, ohhh myyy gawwwd. Sweet, spicy, and bold. Like me from yesteryear.
SIRLOIN FILET: w/ garlic herbs ... Just a smidgen too salty, but excellent bold flavor and surprisingly tender for a sirloin cut.
DESSERT ==============
- Chocolate Tort w Bacon Brazil nut toffee ... Totally misleadinly weird description. It's just a badass brownie topped with ice cream and a toffee chip.
- Blueberry Acai crisp w ice cream ... Great crisp with fresh fruit. Slightly too sweet. But so am I, and nobody seems to mind.
13042 Old Myford Road
Irvine, CA 92614
Irvine, CA 92614
Irvine Farmers Market at Historic Park, Irvine…
Category: Farmers Market
I went in for some garlic. They have a $5 minimum for credit card transactions, so I grabbed a carrot cake and a chocolate cake to meet the minimum.
THE GARLIC WAS MOLDY.
THE CHOCOLATE CAKE WAS MOLDY.
The best part is, I already took a big ole bite of the chocolate cake before I noticed that there was mold on it.
I'm gonna go throw up. Then I'm never going back there again.
THE GARLIC WAS MOLDY.
THE CHOCOLATE CAKE WAS MOLDY.
The best part is, I already took a big ole bite of the chocolate cake before I noticed that there was mold on it.
I'm gonna go throw up. Then I'm never going back there again.
2003 S Decatur Blvd Ste B
Las Vegas, NV 89102
(702) 870-1595
Las Vegas, NV 89102
(702) 870-1595
Food Express Chinese Restaurant
Category: Chinese
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228 W Valley Blvd
Alhambra, CA 91801
(626) 308-1880
Alhambra, CA 91801
(626) 308-1880
Lollicup
Categories: Juice Bars & Smoothies, Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Alhambra
If you want EXCELLENT Chinese drinks and snacks, DON'T go to Lollicup.
If you want GOOD Chinese drinks and snacks, and you happen to be near a Lollicup anyway, and you have no where else to go, then step inside.
This particular Lollicup ain't bad ... for a Lollicup. They serve tart yogurt, not as good as Pinkberry, but my taste buds aren't really that bitchy, when it comes to yogurt.
The salty fried chicken is perfect for people of all sobriety levels.
I just realized how many run-on sentences I wrote into this review. Forgive me, grammar gods.
If you want GOOD Chinese drinks and snacks, and you happen to be near a Lollicup anyway, and you have no where else to go, then step inside.
This particular Lollicup ain't bad ... for a Lollicup. They serve tart yogurt, not as good as Pinkberry, but my taste buds aren't really that bitchy, when it comes to yogurt.
The salty fried chicken is perfect for people of all sobriety levels.
I just realized how many run-on sentences I wrote into this review. Forgive me, grammar gods.
1720 N Milpitas Blvd
Milpitas, CA 95035
(408) 934-3970
Milpitas, CA 95035
(408) 934-3970
South Legend Sichuan Restaurant
Category: Chinese
huff ... huff ... huff ... deep breath ... panic ...
/ ravenously drinks down ice water
huff ... huff ... huff ... deep breath ... panic ...
/ ravenously drinks down ice water
huff ... huff ... huff ... deep breath ... panic ...
My girl and I stumbled across this joint the way you sometimes trip on the last step when you're climbing a stairway in the dark.
---- SYNOPSIS -------
DERRICK: Wake up, babe. Are you hungry? We're in Paso Robles.
JULIA: Paso Robles? What is this place?? Are you driving me into some Steven King movie?
DERRICK: Let's check Yelp to see what's good around here.
JULIA: I'm getting scared. THAT GUY JUST PEED ON MY WINDOW.
DERRICK: [tinkering with his Treo] Hmmm, let's see ... winery, winery, bar, winery, expensive restaurant, winery, pub, winery ... AHA! How about some burgers?!?!
JULIA: OK, let's go.
---- END SYNOPSIS -------
Anyway, the burger meat was kinda dry, like some of the other reviewers mentioned. But the burger was well flavored. The onion rings were the size of Krispy Kreme donuts. The chili on my hotdog was AWESOME.
While we were there, we met a lady with an AMAZING baby stroller. It looked like something designed by Segway. I know that's totally irrelevant, but I just thought I should mention it in case she reads this.
Hey amazing stroller lady! What brand was your stroller?
---- SYNOPSIS -------
DERRICK: Wake up, babe. Are you hungry? We're in Paso Robles.
JULIA: Paso Robles? What is this place?? Are you driving me into some Steven King movie?
DERRICK: Let's check Yelp to see what's good around here.
JULIA: I'm getting scared. THAT GUY JUST PEED ON MY WINDOW.
DERRICK: [tinkering with his Treo] Hmmm, let's see ... winery, winery, bar, winery, expensive restaurant, winery, pub, winery ... AHA! How about some burgers?!?!
JULIA: OK, let's go.
---- END SYNOPSIS -------
Anyway, the burger meat was kinda dry, like some of the other reviewers mentioned. But the burger was well flavored. The onion rings were the size of Krispy Kreme donuts. The chili on my hotdog was AWESOME.
While we were there, we met a lady with an AMAZING baby stroller. It looked like something designed by Segway. I know that's totally irrelevant, but I just thought I should mention it in case she reads this.
Hey amazing stroller lady! What brand was your stroller?
NUTSHELL REVIEW:
- PRICE: overpriced for the quality of food
- FOOD: The tapas were yummy, but they did not blow the lid off my tastebuds. The special paeallaeeaa (dammit, who can help me spell this word??) was buttery and flavorful, but not sure if it's worth an hour wait time.
- WINE: I don't drink well. But our friends loved the wine selection.
- ATMOSPHERE: Cozy and good for a date, or just to prove to your girlfriend that you're not a complete tool ... even though we all know you really are.
- LOCATION: Dude, it's a gem for downtown Tustin. The area is actually quite quaint. It made me want to help old ladies across the street.
- SERVICE: The waiters were attentive, almost to the point of being pretentious. Our waiter reminded me of Taylor Hicks.
FINAL VERDICT:
- It's worth going once. Probably not twice.
- PRICE: overpriced for the quality of food
- FOOD: The tapas were yummy, but they did not blow the lid off my tastebuds. The special paeallaeeaa (dammit, who can help me spell this word??) was buttery and flavorful, but not sure if it's worth an hour wait time.
- WINE: I don't drink well. But our friends loved the wine selection.
- ATMOSPHERE: Cozy and good for a date, or just to prove to your girlfriend that you're not a complete tool ... even though we all know you really are.
- LOCATION: Dude, it's a gem for downtown Tustin. The area is actually quite quaint. It made me want to help old ladies across the street.
- SERVICE: The waiters were attentive, almost to the point of being pretentious. Our waiter reminded me of Taylor Hicks.
FINAL VERDICT:
- It's worth going once. Probably not twice.
/ wipes the strawberry and cream from the edges of his mouth.
This was my first time at Cream Pan. They just re-opened the new store yesterday. It looks like they haven't gotten up to speed yet, because they were sadly understocked, the Strawberry Croissant was slightly burned, and the Chicken Katsu sandwich was very cold.
Despite these hiccups, it is definitely among the top 3 bakeries in OC. My girl and I just gorged on it for breakfast ... great way to start a Friday!
We got this recommendation from our buddy Eugene.
... hey, speaking of Eugenes, I actually know another Eugene that I simply MUST tell you about.
LADIES, pay attention here. He's a laid-back, tall, good looking, honest, fun-loving, food-loving, generous, considerate, and successful young man. He works in marketing in Santa Monica. He's sometimes dorky, sometimes insightful, and always respectful. He's not actively looking for love, but he deserves a down-to-earth girl to share his Cream Pan.
If any of you ladies are looking for a great guy, Yelp him or Facebook him. (Psychos and gold-diggers need not apply.)
EUGENE:
http://www.yelp.com/us...
http://www.facebook.co...
This was my first time at Cream Pan. They just re-opened the new store yesterday. It looks like they haven't gotten up to speed yet, because they were sadly understocked, the Strawberry Croissant was slightly burned, and the Chicken Katsu sandwich was very cold.
Despite these hiccups, it is definitely among the top 3 bakeries in OC. My girl and I just gorged on it for breakfast ... great way to start a Friday!
We got this recommendation from our buddy Eugene.
... hey, speaking of Eugenes, I actually know another Eugene that I simply MUST tell you about.
LADIES, pay attention here. He's a laid-back, tall, good looking, honest, fun-loving, food-loving, generous, considerate, and successful young man. He works in marketing in Santa Monica. He's sometimes dorky, sometimes insightful, and always respectful. He's not actively looking for love, but he deserves a down-to-earth girl to share his Cream Pan.
If any of you ladies are looking for a great guy, Yelp him or Facebook him. (Psychos and gold-diggers need not apply.)
EUGENE:
http://www.yelp.com/us...
http://www.facebook.co...
The best spring rolls I've ever had. I ate 6 orders of different types of spring rolls. The best is #3.
The secret orange sauce is amazing. Even their regular fish sauce has a little extra something in it.
The secret orange sauce is amazing. Even their regular fish sauce has a little extra something in it.
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