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"FUC Me??? FUC You!!!"

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Location

Livermore, CA

Yelping Since

February 2007

Things I Love

Ahi Poke, Pipikaula, Ahi Sashimi, Lau Lau, Kalua Pig, Yummy Korean BBQ, Jawaiian Music, Reggae Music, Steinlager, Jack & Coke, Tri-Tip from Buckhorn Grill, New Orleans Cuisine, Denica's Cookies, Fro-yo

Find Me In

trouble with the wife...

My Hometown

Honolulu, Hi. & San Jose, Ca.

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because you know you want to...

My Second Favorite Website

http://www.mmajacked.com, http://www.sportshawai..., http://www.hawaiiwarri...

The Last Great Book I Read

Eddie Would Go

My First Concert

My Dad at the Waikiki Shell

My Last Meal On Earth

Ahi Shoyu Poke & Steamed white rice

Don't Tell Anyone Else But...

I'm I serial copycat chef...

Most Recent Discovery

Blu-Ray killed HD-DVD & XBOX is gonna be 2 steps behind PlayStation...again.

Current Crush

Leryn Franco, the Paraguayan javelin thrower

Recent Reviews

108 Reviews

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1730 Kamehameha Ave
Hilo, HI 96720
(808) 935-8711

Ken's House of Pancakes  

Category: Diners

5 star rating
 7/3/2009 5 photos  
"Brah... what you like eat?"... "I donno"... "We go Ken's!"...SHOOOTS!" Ken's has got to have the widest selection of food in the state of Hawaii. Breakfast, Lunch, dinner, Local food, Haole food, you name it, Ken's probly has it... It's open 24 hrs. and then there's the specials... They give huge portions, so you know you're getting you're monies worth and the service there is nearly untouchable. Literally, I mean I think one of the waitresses there has gotten recognized by time magazine or something for best waitress 12 yrs. in a row...Our waiter on the last day we ate there was a local guy named Chris. Was good fun talking story with him about the old Hilo days fishing and going down to Suisan fish market in the morning to see get first dibs on the fresh catch... But really folks, it's about the food right? Let the parking lot speak for itself, as it's packed 24/7. But no worry, the wait is usually no longer than 5 minutes...
We first ate here for lunch and I had the "Smoky Mountian Chicken Plate". which was said to be a "staff favorite". Guess what? ONO...  On our last day in Hilo, we ate here again and I had "Da Braddah", a 3 egg omelette with Portuguese sausage, ham, bacon, green onions& cheese...If that doesn't sound good , Eff-U! You're pupule. (crazy) Out of the numerous choices of pancakes, I ordered the Coconut pancakes and drizzled them with their Guava, mango, coconut & passion fruit syrups... MMMMMMMmmmmmm....... I wanna go back... =(

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98-020 Kamehameha Hwy
Aiea, HI 96701
(808) 488-4834

Shiro's Saimin Haven & Family Restaurant  

Category: Restaurants

5 star rating
 7/3/2009 5 photos  
Well, as far as I remember the last time I ate here was probably the same result: ONO. (delicious) I must have been about 10 or so... But there's those places that you just don't forget and Shiro's is definitely one of them. Their noodles are fresh, broth is just soaked with flavor and if you eat here, you will disown yourself for ever eating 'Top Ramen'. My kids thought the sign read: "Saimin Heaven". Let me tell you, they're right.

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98-042 Kamehameha Hwy
Pearl City, HI 96782
(808) 484-1545

Leonard Jr.'s  

Category: Bakeries

5 star rating
 7/3/2009 3 photos  
So, what's better than a crowded Leonard's bakery in Honolulu? Nothing. But what's second best to that is Leonard Jr's in Pearl City. It's ridiculously cramped in there, seriously. I mean the workers even look like they need more room in there. But I really don't give a sh*t how sqiushed I feel when I'm ordering...all that really matters is how my full my stomach will be once I polish off a half dozen Malasadas in 4 minutes... This time around I got "adventerous" and ordered them filled with custard, haupia, chocolate & the flavor of the month(s) - Mango custard. WHOA!!!!!!!! Buss Yo Mowt!!!!!!!! As long as I've been eating Malasadas (33 years) I have yet to find a place that makes them better than Leaonard's...and now Leonard Jr's. What makes the "Jr's spot" so appealing is that it's only a couple doors down from... SHIRO's!

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546 Olive Ave
Wahiawa, HI 96786
(808) 621-5031

Dong Yang Inn  

Category: Korean

5 star rating
 Update - 7/3/2009 9 photos  
Honestly, I'm ashamed that this past Hawaii trip we only ate here once. How dare I deny my taste buds the taste of Dong Yang until the second to the last day we were in Oahu? We indirectly had like a "Korean Food playoffs" between 'Yummy's', 'Kim Chee II' (Kaimuki) & Dong Yang... guess who won. Yup, that's what I did : Saved the Best for LAST! Oh yeah, and just for the record : LOCAL KOREAN FOOD IS BETTER THAN MAINLAND KOREAN FOOD.

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  • 5 star rating
    2/22/2007

    Grindz!!! If you craving Korean and you know how to get here, GET HERE!!! The food is so ONOLICIOUS and they give choke (a lot)!!! The Kalbi is good, the chicken is good, the Meat Jun going broke yo' face! They even sell Taegu (sweet & spicy dried cod fish) to go! Yummy's is great but as far as good service and great prices topped with food that taste so good you would risk your stomach bursting, just to force one more bite of the Kal-Bi or Korean chicken in your mouth...
    Ho, I getting hungry... gotta book my flight back home now... Like Race?

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100 N Kamehameha Hwy
Wahiawa, HI 96786
(808) 622-4166

Zippy's Restaurants  

Category: Restaurants

5 star rating
 Update - 7/3/2009 1 photo  
CHICKEN CHILI MIX PLATE CHICKEN CHILI MIX PLATE CHICKEN CHILI MIX PLATE!!!!!!!!!!!! That's all I ate every single time we went. Oh yeah and ORANGE BANG ORANGE BANG ORANGE BANG!!!!!!!!!!!! Except for the other time I also ordered a PORTUGUESE OMELETTE SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No need worry...everything here is ono anyways...

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  • 5 star rating
    2/5/2008

    Zippy's...what more of a staple of 'local mix-plate style' food can there be?
    My all time usual order when I come back here? THE CHICKEN/CHILI MIXED PLATE. Why? Those are probably 2 of the best signature items on the menu. Yeah, the Zip pack has the teri beef & spam and yeah, the spaghetti is good too...but the fried chicken vs. Zippy's famous chili? mmmm...that's a tough one. Might as well get both, right?
    Zippy's is the fail-safe place to go when you're hungry in Hawaii (mainly Oahu but I think Maui has one too now) and most of them are open 24 hrs.
    The reason I chose to write about this one was that a couple years ago, we stopped by this one on the way to Haleiwa from my cousin's house in Mililani. It was here that I barely "discovered" the breakfast menu. Yeah, all those childhood years I lived in Hawaii and countless times I've been back, I never ordered from the breakfast menu. My favorite: the Portuguese sausage sandwich and an "Orange Bang" (whipped orange juice) to drink.

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56 W Kawailani St
Hilo, HI 96720
(808) 959-8461

Kandi's Drive Inn Inc  

Category: Restaurants

4 star rating
 Update - 7/3/2009 3 photos  
What can I say... the Loco Moco's taste the same as I remember... ONO. The Loco Moco is not an intricate dish to make, the gravy makes or breaks it. Can't really comment on any other dishes here, since the Loco Moco is all I ever ordered from this place. Ever. This past trip wasn't anything to try and derive from that either. Maybe next time. Maybe.

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  • 4 star rating
    4/25/2007 First to Review

    Wow. I haven't been here in such a long time but I can still remember all the times my Grandpa ordered me a "Loco Moco" for breakfast. He always used to take me here, I guess was his favorite spot. Back then, the Loco Moco came in a styrofoam bowl, so that the rice, hamburger patty and gravy covered egg all fit on top of eachother perfectly. And oh, so ONO. -That's how I remember Loco Moco's.
    With the recent rash of "Hawaiian BBQ" places popping up all over the mainland, the franchises and wannabe's have diluted what is unique to the staple of Hawaiian 'cuisine'. I'm just glad that I can still go back "home" and find places like Kandi's (and Blaines) that still provide the ambience and real meaning to a "Hawaiian Drive Inn" and not just a gimmick to sell "Local" food. Next time I go back to Hilo, I'll hit the place up and give a more up to date review. Aloha.

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83 Kamehameha Highway
Kahuku, HI 96731

Giovanni's Shrimp Truck  

Categories: Seafood, Food Stands

5 star rating
 Update - 7/3/2009 2 photos  
Just got back from "home" last week...made it out to the Haleiwa truck instead of the original Kahuku one. Everything is the same, except for no more the smoothie truck right next door... still ono, the 'Hot & Spicy' still burn your mowt but not as long lines!

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  • 5 star rating
    2/5/2008

    I ain't gonna lie. I'll spend $30 on myself here. I mean 1 plate is $12, a soda's $1 and there's a smoothie truck right in the vicinity, so you do the math. I don't know why everybody's scared of the #2? A little spice is good for you, speeds up your metabolism, clears out your sinuses and probably resets your palate. But the scampi is the way to go...12 big ass Kahuku shrimp, a stick of butter, a couple splashes of white wine and about 4 tablespoons of minced garlic. Whoever is satisfied with 1 plate is depriving themselves. You only live once and there's only one Giovanni's Shrimp Truck. And while you're ordering 2 plates, make the second one spicy.

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Livermore, CA 94550

Shan's House  

Category: Food

3 star rating
 Update - 2/11/2009 39 photos  
...just uploaded some pics of a few things I've whipped up the past few months...

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  • 3 star rating
    8/15/2008 First to Review

    Well, for my 100th review I thought I'd review something special. So I'm going to review my own cooking. =P I'll update this review with pictures whenever I happen to cook something that's "a hit"...and maybe even occasionally when I disappoint myself and make something that tastes like hot dog water.

    I've been cooking now for about 8 years. Some recipe's I've "borrowed" from my Mom and Grandpa...some recipe's I've found on the internet and some recipe's I just make up as I go. I would say my cooking today has evolved and I can pretty much make anything I've made at one time or another on the fly... I get in "moods" for certain types of cuisine every now again...Cajun, Mediterranean, Mexican, Japanese, Thai... but my Bread-n-Butter is "Local Food", you know, same stuff you would order at L&L's...except mine tastes about 100 times better.

    Well, I didn't want to be biased so I'll start off with a 3 star rating and if some of you ever get to try my cooking, please feel free to 'Yelp me'. Mahalo's...

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576 Haight St
San Francisco, CA 94117
(415) 864-7675

Memphis Minnie's  

Categories: Barbeque, Southern
Neighborhood: Lower Haight

4 star rating
 1/23/2009  
OK. So back in November my sister rode the BART over from SF & pays me a visit... with wonderful gifts... A bottle of "South Carolina Mustard Sauce" and a bottle of delectable, sweet, smokey, burn-your-mouth-Habanero-laced BBQ sauce called "BeezleBob's Breath", described on the label as "Stupid Hot". She tells me she got these sauces from a "bomb-ass BBQ spot in the Lower Haight called Memphis Minnies". She visited again in December and brought the "North Carolina Vinegar Sauce" from this fine establishment...

Although all 3 of these sauces are outstanding, being a "Food Pyro" (I love spicy sh*t) I used the "BBB" sauce on everything. Pork ribs, beef ribs, chicken, bacon & eggs, sandwiches... I think the kicker was during Christmas, when I marinated a top sirloin roast in it. Even though that roast was one of the last entrees out of the oven, it was the first one gone... with several victims perspiring and asking for more at the same time.

So this past weekend I finally paid a visit to the source of this infamous sauce. Needless to say, the food was DELICIOUS. I had the "taster", where you can order your choice of 3 meats. I opted for the Brisket, Memphis sweet smoked Pork (pulled pork) and Rib tips. I initially ordered the Tri-Tip, but at the last minute changed it up to the rib tips. For my side dishes, I got the Mac & cheese and the potato salad. It also comes with a corn bread muffin.

Both the Brisket and smoked pork were ridiculously tender... the rib tips - not so much. They weren't horrible, but lets just say I should've stuck with the Tri-Tip. My wife found a new friend in their "Texas Red sauce", which she doused her Pulled Pork Sandwich with. (we bought a bottle to take home) The potato salad was a perfect texture, with a little tangyness to it = delicious. The mac & cheese was creamy, cheesy and mmm, mmm good! The corn bread muffin was a little on the dry side but at that point I really didn't care!

Oh , I forgot to tell you that we ordered their "Chili-cheese & Brisket Fries". WOW. That's all I can say. Just WOW...

One thing I WISH I WOULD HAVE ORDERED: The St. Louis style Pork Ribs. My son ordered them & couldn't finish his, so... what the hell, right? After about half a swallow, I was convinced that I'm getting a whole slab the next time I go back to Memphis Minnie's. I haven't had that kind of regret since I forgot my camera that time I saw Jessica Alba in a 2 piece bikini at the Kahala Mandarin Hotel... (did I just say that out loud?) Oh well...

So, with all the praise I've just given this place, you're probably asking yourself: "Well then why did you only give them 4 stars?" It's simple. Portion size. Since my dish was $16.95 & included 3 items, I was thinking it would be a HUGE pile smokey BBQ... eh, it was ok. 4 slices of Brisket, about 3/4 cup of pulled pork & 4 rib tips. I hate to sound like a pig but dammit, I was hungry! Then I see some guy with a plate FULL of pork ribs... so again, it's no mystery what I'm getting next time.

Bottom line: Eat Here. If you like spicy, please try some "BeezleBob's Breath". (hint: it's not on the table)

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720 McClelland Dr
Windsor, CA 95492
(707) 836-0808

Powell's Sweet Shoppe  

Category: Candy Stores

4 star rating
 9/19/2008 8 photos  
Well, it's no mystery that this place sells candy. Lot's of it. Pretty much every candy you've ever had in your lifetime, they have. They probably even have some things you never would've expected in a candy shop. Like, oh I don't know... seasoned bugs? Yeah, sour cream & onion, salt & vinegar covered crickets...'Mexican Spice' larva...WTF? I mean, I've heard of chocolate covered covered insects (yeah, they have those too) but G*d D@mn, people actually eat that sh*t?

But beyond all the "Willy Wonka-ness" of this tiny store lies the sole reason I would drive all the way back to Windsor, California...

...Coppa Mista by Gelato Classico... (no, it's not a book...or a perfume...)

If you don't know what it is, you better ask somebody. Nobody told me what it was, I had to find out for myself. I know now that I don't have to drive ALL THE WAY to Windsor to get it...

But I would if I had to...

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