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Emeryville, CA
Yelping SinceSeptember 2005
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Oakland, CA 94620
(510) 595-6988
Noodle Theory
Category: Asian Fusion
Neighborhoods: Rockridge, North Oakland
Same products, giant aisles, lots of parking, and more of each item on display. There's a large bulk peanut butter and honey section. Weird and great! They bagged my stuff in a green reusable.
Screw the haters.
Emeryville, CA 94608
(510) 420-8783
Hollis Cleaners
Categories: Dry Cleaning & Laundry, Sewing & Alterations
Dry cleaning is generally expensive, more so in other countries.
Take the whole family, and when you've sated your art needs for the moment, head out for some local chow- there are plenty of restaurants within walking distance in the nearby historic Ironbound District.
San Francisco, CA 94128
(650) 821-8938
Yankee Pier
Category: Restaurants
New York, NY 10013
(888) 324-2433
The French Culinary Institute
Category: Cooking Schools
Neighborhood: SoHo
Considering the fact that we flew 3,000 miles to host a surprise birthday dinner here at 5:30 on a Friday eve, I'd say we got very lucky and they were on their best behavior. Awesome cocktail menu- try the Lavendar Twist(?) some drink name with Lavendar- amazingly great. They have a cyber hot poker to make certain hot drinks- very cool.
New York, NY 10003
(212) 254-3500
Momofuku Ssäm Bar
Categories: Asian Fusion, Korean
Neighborhood: East Village
One star off for insufferable hipster hostess, but otherwise, a rowdy and delicious upscale cafe with a menu tending toward the adventurous. I loved the pork buns (after I pulled off the slabs of fat), though my vegetarian friend found next to nothing that looked appetizing. We went with the pickled veggies, which did not impress her, though I thought they were freakin amazing.
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 928-5797
Antica Trattoria
Category: Italian
Neighborhood: Russian Hill
Fancy named dishes- not sure if they change the menu, but we had the tubes with Bolognese sauce, the Bucatini with pancetta, side of spinach (has pine nuts, garlic and raisins omg) 2 glasses of wine, and 2 desserts: the Easter bread and raspberry tart. Huge wine by the bottle list.
This place is the closest to a trattoria in Italy that I have experienced in the US.
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We were both completely wowed by the perfectly cooked and seasoned food. Every last bite of it. We had ribs appetizer, the soup with the fat slabs of pork, and the salmon curry.
The place eventually filled up and it was all around truly date-a-riffic. Not a good place for more than 4 people in your party, though. Try the cucumber soda. Yeah, it seems a little pricey, but I made 2 more meals out of the leftovers. Can't wait to go back.