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"Veni, bidi, vomi"

Elite 2007

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93 Useful, 52 Funny, and 74 Cool

Location

San Diego, CA

Yelping Since

May 2007

Find Me In

Normal Heights, 92116

My Hometown

Little Falls, NY

My Blog Or Website

http://bartzilla.org

When I'm Not Yelping...

I'm being professionally lazy

Why You Should Read My Reviews

Because my opinion actually counts.  Unlike yours.

My Second Favorite Website

http://bartlabs.com

The Last Great Book I Read

Factotum

My First Concert

Black Sabbath, Ian Gillan era.

My Favorite Movie

The Godfather

My Last Meal On Earth

A rack of buffalo wings from the Anchor Bar.  Suicide hot.

Current Crush

Julie

Recent Reviews

65 Reviews

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5447 Kearny Villa Rd
San Diego, CA 92123
(858) 227-3989

Robata-ya Oton  

Category: Japanese
Neighborhood: Kearny Mesa

5 star rating
 5/29/2009  
This is a very special place.  If you've been to Wa Dining Okan, you're half way to the experience.

Similar style of menu with small, reasonably price portions of extremely fresh food.  We had the scallops, garlic tofu, vegetable skewers, beef skewer, short rib, beef tongue, yellow tail collar and shrimp rice ball for dessert.

The restaurant is a very unique setting with small booth/rooms for small parties and a bar where you can sit and watch the chefs do their thing.

I was very pleased with the service.  It was casually paced, informative and attentive.  Plan on making an evening out of it here.  And, if you like sake, there's a huge menu to choose from.

Definitely going back and getting a booth to have a night of shabu shabu.

Great dining experience all around.

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4344 Convoy St
San Diego, CA 92111
(858) 565-8603

Ichiro Japanese Restaurant  

Categories: Japanese, Sushi Bars
Neighborhood: Clairemont

4 star rating
 5/29/2009  
Easily my favorite place to go get sushi in SD.  Fairly priced, no crazy atmosphere with ridiculous music or dj's, and great service.  I've been coming here for years and can't see how some of the negative reviews are possible. Maybe I just don't expect too much or ask for too much.

Drink is always full, always get more food than anticipated and it's always delicious.

I've been here for lunch, dinner and late night and it's always been a treat.

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4973 Diane Ave.
San Diego, CA 92117
(858) 268-7700

Fat Tony's Pizza  

Category: Food
Neighborhood: Clairemont

4 star rating
 5/21/2009  
Perfectly reminiscent of the pies I ate as a youngster growing up in NY.  Big fan of the Fat Tony pie with it's gluttonous amounts of ricotta and garlic.

This is the way I prefer my pizza and the recent spawn of authentic NY style pies in San Diego has helped fill the gap that I had tried to fill for so many years after moving out here in 1985.

Between Fat Tony, Bronx and Luigis, I can go pretty much in any direction from my house and get the hook up.

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3906 Convoy St
San Diego, CA 92111
(858) 565-1740

The Original Pancake House  

Category: Breakfast & Brunch
Neighborhood: Kearny Mesa

4 star rating
 5/18/2009  
This place makes bacon pancakes topped with crumbled bacon.  They are divine.  That's all I've ever eaten here and that's all I ever need to eat here. The lines are bullshit on the weekends, but whatever, just bring a little patience with you because soon enough you'll be eating bacon pancakes topped with crumbled bacon.

Then you'll put butter and syrup on that and feast like you were feasting on god's favorite angel itself.

The coffee ain't too bad either.  Not the best, but better than most pancake houses.  Trust me.  I've been to a lot of pancake houses in my time.  And waffle houses.  They're almost the same except NONE of the others... waffle or pancake house... offer BACON PANCAKES TOPPED WITH CRUMBLED BACON.

Jesus H Christ.  I need this.  Now.

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3638 Camino Del Rio
San Diego, CA 92101
(619) 563-7500

Rockwell Financial Group  

Category: Mortgage Brokers
Neighborhoods: Little Italy, Downtown

1 star rating
 3/11/2009   First to Review
I worked for Mark Renard's Rockwell Financial Group back in 1994 as a telemarketer for refinances.  Yeah, I know.  Times were tough and it was easy work.

Then came one week when we got calls every day saying not to come in, the computers went down.  This went on about 3 days.  Then we all got calls from Mark, himself, saying the company is insolvent, there is no more work and he can't pay us.  We had no recourse to get our money from him except going to the labor board for arbitration.  I think I was offered about 10% of what I was owed.  I had a new job by then, so I couldn't be bothered with all that nonsense, so whatever.

Normally, you'd feel sorry for someone who tried and couldn't make it, but after this whole insolvency bullshit, him and his lackey, Pete Franks, opened up shop again down the road.  Same name, different ownership.  That protected him from actually paying his past employees.

And, I see he's still at it.  If you want to do your mortgage shit through these con-jobs, go right ahead.  Hopefully this will serve as a fair warning.

If they are deceitful to their employees, they can just as easily be deceitful to their clients.

I should note, the other telemarketing crew that worked the time I did sold cheap long distance phone service.  Just in case you need to know what kind of businessmen you're dealing with here.

I still have the newspaper clipping about him leaving us high and dry in case anyone thinks I'm bullshitting.

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Warren Road
Minehead TA24 5SH
UK
+44 1643 703331

Butlins  

Category: Hotels & Travel

4 star rating
 2/5/2009   First to Review
Was here for a long weekend to see the All Tomorrow's Parties music festival in December 2008.  The park and it's attractions weren't open proper, but our little apartment was just great and all the staff were excellent.  The grocery store was well stocked, the food vendors were spot on.

I'd like to give this place a check in the summer months when all the attractions are open.

I'd definitely like to go back for another music festival there.

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Martlet Road
Minehead TA24 5QE
UK
+44 1643 704522

Wyndcott Hotel  

Category: Hotels

4 star rating
 2/5/2009   First to Review
A charming little B&B a short walk from downtown Minehead.  The staff was courteous and the room was quaint and clean.  Having it's own bathroom was a surprising bonus.  The water pressure was a little dodgy while trying to take a shower, but that was the only small issue I had.

The views from the estate are fantastic and the breakfast was exquisite.  If I'm ever in Minehead again, I will definitely be staying here.

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9a The Avenue
Minehead TA24 5AY
UK
+44 1643 704857

Taj Mahal Tandoori Restaurant  

Categories: Indian, Pakistani

4 star rating
 2/3/2009   First to Review
This place was great.  Very authentic, right down to the lack of English linguistics.  It was cold, rainy and I just had traveled for close to 30 hours and was hungry for some spice.  I ordered the Phaal and was blown out of my chair.

Normally I can't get my Indian food as spicy as I want, which is far above the levels 99% of the world can handle, so this was a pleasant treat.  The explosion of flavor followed by a strong, pungent chili blast burn all the way down my esophagus, forming a dense bead of sweat along my brow and an uplifting endorphin rush that kept me going until I got back to the bed and breakfast to pass out.

Great!

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10066 Pacific Heights Boulevard
San Diego, CA 92121
(858) 622-1092

Submarina  

Category: Restaurants
Neighborhood: Mira Mesa

1 star rating
 Update - 1/17/2009  
Ah, I see they are closed now.  Who would have ever thunk it?

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  • 1 star rating
    5/6/2008 First to Review

    I have been to many Submarina's but I shall never set foot in this one again.  The owner, and what appears to be his family on the assembly line, are cheapskates who don't appreciate the customers and business they get.  They seem to be more concerned about the customer trying to screw them over than they are about being polite and interested in customer service.

    Today I cashed in my card to get my free sub and figured I'd add some bacon and a meal deal, you know, so I'd actually spend a little and not look like the cheapskate getting the freebie.  Well, turns out that you have to spend $5 to use your credit card, which was not posted anywhere in the entire establishment.  The owner graciously gave me the option of buying some more chips and/or chips in order to make my order $5.  I explained I don't want to do that and it didn't say anywhere that I needed to spend $5 in order to use my card.  He got loud and in my face and said he's not going to absorb the $1 fee for a free sandwich.

    Then there was the time the Russian guy in front of me wanted milk with his meal deal (which costs a few pennies more, apparently).  Old jackass didn't take a moment to try and understand him and charged him for the regular meal price.  When Russian dude grabbed a milk, he was scolded and practically called a thief for trying to pay the soda price and get a milk.  As he walked away the owner and son commented on how you just can't trust those sneaky Russians.

    Enough.  Done with this place.  These people don't deserve a lick of business and hopefully you're not going to give them any.  They don't even deserve any kind of success in any form.  If you hate the people and hate the whole idea of providing services to people in exchange for money, then sell the franchise to someone who cares and go live your miserable existence elsewhere.

    And that is that.  I'll never go there again and will trumpet this story as loud as I can to anyone who wants to.  In their eyes, customer service means wrangling and saving any last penny they can, at your expense.

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San Diego, CA 92101
(760) 599-6063

Cox Communications  

Category: Mass Media
Neighborhoods: Little Italy, Downtown

1 star rating
 1/17/2009  
Finally canceled my internet service with these dolts and got Speakeasy DSL, which, while more pricey, provides steady and reliable service.

Cox couldn't bother to help me because I was using a Mac.  I do this shit for a living and know when the provider is having problems.  Nonetheless, they refused to support me.  Then they cut off my service on some weird premise that I was violating copyrights (uh, no, I was not).  Had to promise to never ever do it again and they turned it back on.  That gave me enough time to setup with speakeasy and flush these turds down the toilet.

If it weren't for the Padres baseball on Ch.4, I'd cancel their bullshit TV service and go dish.  But, alas, I'm stuck with their dumb cables sticking out of every room in my house.

Subpar on every level from quality of service to support to overall experience.

Sadly, I can't completely tear myself from the nipple.

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22 Compliments

  • ruggy j.
    You're Cool

    Sounds like a fun group place. I'll have to hit it up! Thanks :)

  • ruggy j.
    You're Cool

    Pancakes topped with bacon? Wow, that's awesome!

  • ruggy j.
    Just a Note

    I couldn't imagine being a telemarketer... damn! You're a brave soul.

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